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[Relinquish]

I hope all of you are having a great Christmas because JFG is currently spending it trying to convince people that he didn't murder Mama JF

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jfg-je...-pervert-the-public-space.38787/post-17400030

 

[The Ancestor]

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Boogie is now engaged. Somehow her parents said yes, if he's to be believed.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Merry Christmas KiwiBros! While I was (totally) not hammered during Christmas Eve, I realized that Chris (Airsoftfatty) had joined the Fishtank as Santa. Chris had stated on Instagram, in the thread, he was not going to show up but who could keep a fat retard down?

This was apart of a challenge where none of the Fish had to make noise while Chris was autistically tarding out as Chris Cringle.

In the past 24 hours, he has (not in any particular order)

• Delivered presents, spat on the Christmas tree, and gave a harsh review on the milk and cookies
• Gave each room a review (this is coming from a man who lived in a cat shit filled house for years before getting evicted)
• Calls someone in the bunk disgusting, and the fish "fish shit" (again, coming from a man who a prostitute couldn't even bang)
• Threw firecrackers
• While trying to sit on the same bed as Trish, he has fallen off and struggles to get on a single sized bed
• Is sporting a new haircut
• Sat on Trish which made the bed break
• Screamed in Megan's face
• Scared Jimmy
• Is apart of "Swamp Christmas" where the fish is tied up poorly to get their presents

Edit: There is video footage of Chris walking around naked now

 

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Following Meta's Threads.net joining the Fediverse (in a limited capacity for now) and blocking their posts from being seen on Poast, Spinster, and Mostr (the bridge between Fedi and Nostr), Alex Gleason has implemented a way to get around the block:





ETA: The faggots on Mastodon are already feasing out and fantasizing about Facebook suing Gleason

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

The fallout from the implosion of the Tranch continues with a potential Tranny Donner Party featuring four fetishists trapped on a Colorado mountain on the coldest night of Christmas:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-te...gue-phillip-matthew-logue.86681/post-17399940

Marry Christmas!

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

Daniel Larson calls 911 to do a wellness check on his former enabler Bob Proctor

To nobody's surprise but Daniel's, Bob is alive and well, and wants no contact with Daniel after Daniel attacked Bob in a parking lot.

Hilarity ensues as Daniel is currently freaking out and writing pages of comments in his YouTube Community tab.


Edit: Daniel releases and then quickly deletes a series of TikToks where he is crying and punches himself in the head, threatens to kill Bob and complains about the cold temperatures.

 

[notorietus]

In today's episode of Internet Arguments, Jim Stewartson (does not have thread, but generally runs with Jackie Singh) picks a fight with Joshua Moon. In this tweet says that swats happened, because of Kiwi Farms/ONAForums. Josh, corrects this record by saying that it is not tolerated and that you should identify the core issue. Jim, in disbelief, asks if he is serious (and josh says yes)

After saying saying he is serious, Jim Stewartson erupts into a tantrum and calls him a "CSAM peddling psychopath" who has "celebrated numerous suicides" and only exists to "cause terrorism". Additionally, after Josh responding, he is calling him a pedo stalking pioneer, being sued by him would be the best day of his life, and anyone caping for him is a "sadistic fuck".

Tweet 1 / 2 / 3 / 4

More in 11, Jackie Singh (and also Patrick Tomlinson) also jumps in the replies to cape Jim Stewartson.

Tweet 5 / 6

 

[Relinquish]

Guess who’s not having a good Christmas?

It’s Matthew Prince

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fuck-cloudflare.128846/post-17407258

 

[Harm]

Professional alcoholic, ONLYuseMEBLADE, has been beaten and physically abused on livestream by his latest housemate and stream viewer who's taken him in to avoid Blade's impending homelessness. Living alone together in the secluded rural mountains of California without running water or proper electricity, the situation between the two escalated viciously after days of tensions.

A combination of verifiably pissing the bed in the viewer's trailer and using the forbidden word "nigger" has led the housemate known as "Orange" to force Blade to stay up all hours of the night as he gets doused with milk, verbally humiliated, and threatened with murder ("I could stab you with a spear. It'd be so easy. You'd be one of the easier people to murder"). The viewer laments that because Blade was a horrible racist that he deserves any and all physical abuse thrown his way as he kicks Blade repeatedly.

Blade has already attempted to flee the situation and find refuge living with yet another stream viewer as his options nosedive to zero.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It is now confirmed by Mr. Matthew Hardin, the lawyer for Josh ‘Total Retard War’ Moon, that Russell Greer’s lawyers have abandoned him

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-17409214

 

[D_Tractor]

Kingcobrajfs had a big Christmas fight with his family, smashed his phone in a fit of tard rage, and had to be driven home by his screaming father. A redditor claiming to be extended family said he was offering alcohol to underage family members at the party.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-17409552

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Leftist lolcow fight!
Keffals has decided to turn on former friend Hasan Piker with a manifesto, and he is livestreaming his reading of it, with the title of the stream being "It's Time To Go F*cking Nuclear."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Null was also ordered to pay $225.25 to Russell Greer

The District Court seemingly overruled the Appellate Order via a Magistrate Judge, and decided that Null has to pay $284.02 instead

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-17413482

Edit: The order appears to have been issued fraudulently.

Edit 2: the signature of the Clerk of the Court was forged in the most obvious way I have seen yet

 

[RollingRock2]

Rekieta's brain holes are getting bigger as he reads a document he read in full on his last show, considers drinking himself to death to be "fine too" and implies he knows how [terrible] he looks. His voice is very slurred and he sounds terrible.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-17413148

 

[gampboonerisms]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/private-texts-imposing-fines-for-hate-speech.179227/

T-Mobile "considers" monitoring text messages. This is unequivocally criminal.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Aella, the notable Bay area e-whore of bestiality poll fame, is having a birthday gangbang in Feburary that anyone may apply to be a part of by filling out a Google Form.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/SERpn

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/YbW0D

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/m5Xxx

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Form: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/cNXJU

 

[Sparky Lurker]

Famous Brazilian youtuber paedophile fuckin dies:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/paulo-...queira-maspoxavida.50072/page-8#post-17415323

 

[GenderCop]

One of the ugliest troons & one of the first I ever saw make a fascistic censoring pest of themselves everywhere, Morgane Oger (thread) has been awarded the Meritorious Service Medal from the Governor General of Canada.

I'm not Canadian, but that sounds pretty important to me.

https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/morgane-oger-ronan-oger.39595/page-125#post-17413191

More about Morgane Oger's recent shady dealings--

In VERY worrying news, he's been appointed to the newly reformed board of Atira.

Atira is a private BC NGO that manages the shithole slums that drug addicts and penniless elderly are assigned to live in in Vancouver- SRO's. Think the Judge Dredd megablocks, but nominally run by non-profits. Atira is one of such non-profits, and it manages a portfolio of slum hotels.

def sounds like Meritorious Service

 

[mindlessobserver]

Coffeezilla , a youtuber with over 3 million subscribers who does investigative documentaries has published an expose on Revolt LLC, a company that does merch runs for other youtubers. Including big names like Mister Beast.

The documentary accuses the company and its owner Ryan Piasente of engaging in a Ponzi scheme, fraud, forging manifests and...well, engaging in homosexual rape of teenaged boys.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/coffeezilla-expose-on-youtube-merch-scam.179248/

 

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Keffals, renowned warrior against the evil doxing forum Kiwi Farms, is sharing the name and birthplace of a black YouTuber who called him racist: