However, there has been some news since Jupiter came back. An alcoholic mother named Flea, who is some spic from Florida has taken it upon herself to A-Log/commit gayops. Flea is trying to convince Jupiter that he's not the real Jupiter, and it's actually a different timeline where the TRUE AND HONEST Jupiter exists.
Kiwi Tapes called Jupiter earlier, pleading for help with his haunted house. Jupiter called Kiwi while 2H4S was live. Kiwi answered the phone and put it on stream. Kiwi described the harrowing haunting of his house, which Jupiter diagnosed as a poltergeist. Jupiter began to sperg about the usual werewolf vampire thing, while Kiwi asked him questions about his supernatural state and affiliation with the devil. Kiwi reveals himself to be a satanist and expresses excitement over Jupiter’s high status with the devil. Jupiter decides he and Kiwi will work together as ghostbusters and Kiwi uses this bond to ask Jupiter about his contact with minors in Linda’s Discord. He shyly denies it, but eventually admits to contacting minors “in his past.” Kiwi makes him comfortable with some more talk of ghosts and then directs the conversation back to Jupiter’s predation. Jupiter became so comfortable that he revealed his grooming tactics. He briefly mentioned his breeding fetish - he wants to pass on his devil genes by impregnating minors. He admitted to wiping data off his computer before the cops came to get his devices. He eventually copped to being an actual pedophile. He believes that if children are old enough to know what sex is, they are old enough to have sex.
Nick Rekieta's streams throughout 2024 have been characterized by a "midstream mystery break", long periods of dead air (often ten minutes or longer) approximately 1-1.5 hours into the steam, which he presents as going to the bathroom or checking on his wife.
Last Thursday: Nick emerged from the break with a nosebleed. Nick appeared surprised and turned off the camera when he noticed the bleeding. Afterwards, he claimed it was caused by his wife accidentally headbutting him during the break.
Monday: The day after he paraded himself shirtless and coming close to licking Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show (see previous update by @Harmhere), Nick was struggling.
He turned off the camera twice before suddenly announcing an hour into the show that after taking a second break to "turn the camera off and take care of my nose again", he had suddenly developed a sinus headache and had to end the show immediately.
-- Nick needs a break to "clear his sinuses"; this takes ten minutes because he had to take "19 million medications"; "It's weird man", "hopefully we can continue the show" (38m35m)
-- "Probably just forego the Rumble flip tonight", "shorten the show quite a bit" (49m16s) [...]
-- "I'm gonna turn the camera off and take care of my nose again", takes two minutes (57m15s)
-- "the show isn't gonna go much longer"
-- "it's hitting me again... we're just gonna end the show"
-- "I hate doing this... honestly"
Just under an hour into the stream, as he's about to move topics, Nick turned off the camera, saying: "While I pull this up, I am gonna turn the camera off and take care of my nose again. It's nice, I have Kleenex down here now."
After a minute and 45 seconds of dead air (2:13 in the clip below) Nick comes back and says the show will not last much longer. Within seconds Nick announces he has developed a sinus headache and has to end the show immediately.
A number of enterprising Kiwis have assembled the Jaketionary, a glossary of terms often used by delusional fat balding incel gnome Jake Alley beautiful buxom redhead Violet Hargave, during hisher its frequent incoherent ramblings on Tumblr. A great introduction to a cow who can be difficult to get into because of his long history and vast array of near-unreadable output, but is very rewarding once you get into him due to his bizarre lifestyle, paranoid delusions, and generally fascinating psychology.
His current project, by the way, is to try to install a working scroll wheel into an N64 controller, which he genuinely believes to be possible. He's currently begging for money for a soldering iron.
Warning: Vultr (a major cloud provider) is now claiming full perpetual commercial rights over all hosted content.
In a new TOS change in Section 12, they added this line: “You hereby grant to Vultr a non-exclusive, perpetual, irrevocable, royalty-free, fully paid-up, worldwide license (including the right to sublicense through multiple tiers) to use, reproduce, process, adapt, publicly perform, publicly display, modify, prepare derivative works, publish, transmit and distribute each of your User Content, or any portion thereof, in any form, medium or distribution method now known or hereafter existing, known or developed, and otherwise use and commercialize the User Content in any way that Vultr deems appropriate, without any further consent, notice and/or compensation to you or to any third parties, for purposes of providing the Services to you.”
This line has sparked outrage among Hacker News & Reddit, who are not pleased and are cancelling their subscription over this.
It has been revealed that Nex Benedict, the transgender Oklahoma teenager at the center of an online media frenzy (A) related to transgender bathroom policies. was found to have been sexually abused by her father at age 9. (A) He was re-arrested for failing to register as a sex offender, after serving a mere 5 year prison sentence, two weeks before her suicide.
Things are going south for our poor sexy gothic bad boy KingCobraJFS. Not only did his boghag Jessica/NakedAndLaughing get her ticket back home cancelled but she also got into a big fight with him on stream last night. They were both drunk and/or high and Jessica was hitting herself and possibly Cobes.
Geerzy said to ask a lawyer between the difference between copyright/trademark, and SypherPK then highlighted to him it's not his, but his version. Geerzy, after saying you didn't speak to a lawyer, SypherPK then said "you should speak to your parents about not being a LITTLE BITCH." Then, he made his own Pit map called "Avatar Pit", with Geerzy crying about how Fortnite creators cannot defend their own work. Then, the creator of Hypixel (minecraft server) & The Pit (the genre he copied) BTFO'd him with a upside down face, followed by him saying he is disappointed with his actions and he should use it as a turning point to do better.
In a potentially fortuitous omen for Mister Metokur hat sales, Nick Rekieta has wished EVERY SINGLE Hmong in Minnesota makes a million dollars! (Clip in quoted post)
Rekieta appears to have noticed that the plaintiff in a case mentioned in the article he was reading (Nguyen v. Bonta) had an Asian last name and used it as an excuse to go after the Hmong before declaring:
Breaking news from @elb: Nick Rekieta hopes every Hmong in Minnesota makes a million dollars: "Minnesota has a large Hmong population, I love all of them very dearly, and I wish they all make a million dollars." Is this a shot across the bow at Metokur's wife Jade, a Hmong from Minnesota, or is this just the pointless and meaningless ramblings of a moron who's taken one too many "bathroom breaks"? Who knows!
Boogie is claiming to be simultaneously dying of both blood cancer and congestive heart failure and 180/120 blood pressure and is considering a fundraiser to pay for his medical care. He also wants to make a "Non nude cosplay Onlyfans" with his barely legal sugar baby.
After raising $7,549,241 for a Kickstarter, popular tabletop game Battletech announced they were shipping Battletech: Mercenaries, a box set of 50 minis. For those not in the loop, current publisher Catalyst Game Labs has run into some controversy in the last few years and months, such as:
From there we closed the new Reddit, and everyone moved back to the old one, but we had the new moderators in place. But I don’t own the Reddit, I’m not involved in the Reddit. There’s one freelancer that is a moderator and the rest of them are fans. Some of them are demo agents, I think. I’ve heard about one or two, but that’s it in terms of Catalyst’s involvement. The problem was the new Reddit moderators wanted community guidelines that didn’t exist. So, we kind of looked at a couple of online communities that were pretty positive places and cobbled together something quickly for the time being, but I realized that we needed something that’s gone through the process.
Said community manager is "Rem Alternis" who looks exactly like you'd expect:
Who also had never played the game he actively manages the community for
Making a Games Workshop/40k style "Battletech is for everyone" announcement that was received badly by the few remaining fans
The launch has gone, quite unsurprisingly, abysmally. The first warning signs came with the announcement that another game, Encounters, was released to Barnes and Noble before it hit the official store to appease the "distributors", which elicited an apology from Rem. This was followed by the disaster of an interview I previously mentioned, confirming the suspicions of many skeptical and alienated Battletech players. However, that all pales in comparison to recent events, because it now seems that people are being charged fifty to hundreds of dollars for shipping those small mech minis.
Now remember, people pledged hundreds, if not thousands of dollars individually, and now they are being charged high shipping costs for these high dollar items. The wonderful true and honest woman* that manages the community has stepped forward and made this announcement:
So if you spent thousands of dollars, you'll have to wait until possibly middle of next week to have your concerns answered.
