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[piombo]

There is now an unofficial Kiwi Farms server for the video game Team Fortress 2.

small update, now there's an US server to play on.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Multiple minor Balldo updates

More court documents dropped yesterday in regards to April Imholte's (Otherwise known as the corner demon) case. What is particularly funny and weird about these fillings is that the checkbox with the tag "Deffendant's criminal history record" is checked. Implying that April may have a criminal history record (Those may be the speeding tickets or other crimes for all I know)(Acording to Null, it just gets checked even without a CR). The discovery also includes 1 main police report with 13 supplemental ones.
The bodycam footage and squad videos are in discovery here as well. Leading to another possible avenue to solicit them via this case. The BD footage coming out seems inevitable now.

Oh no KiwiCouch lawyers, two more documents were uploaded in April's case and it looks dire indeed.

First discovery disclosure, with some relevant stuff, the second is boring and just procedural stuff so I will not put up pictures of it, but the pdf is attached if you want to read it anyway.

This is the discovery disclosure for her case and there are so many police reports. 1 Main and 13 supplemental reports written.
What really made me stop is that the box "Defendantt's Criminal History Record" has a checkmark.
Did we know April has a criminal record?

The bodycam footage and squad videos are in discovery, so @Null could give it a try and make a request through this case as well.

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Both pdf documents are attached below.

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Edit:
Balldo has also broken his silence ever since the news of the DENIALS was announced with an inconcequential tweet about Star Wars and the "griftosphere".

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Edit 2:
His debt has been sent to collectors again.

It ammounts to $539 USD, his licence to drive his faggy mustang has likely been DENIED too.

 

[Vect]

Dame Maggie Smith, best known for her roles in Othello, Virginia, A Room with a View, Harry Potter and Downtown Abbey, has passed away in hospital at 89.



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[Osama Bin Laden]

Anna Clossin, known for giving 2 minors herpes and flicking the bean to bestiality, has now RETCONNED everything, decided to pull a JenkinsJinkies, and blame all the horrible shit she said on a "doppelganger" that just happens to look like her.

It should be noted the only key difference between her twin and Anna herself, is a cheap wig. . She is not Anacondasin anymore, she's dragoneyespell.

On her dragoneyespell Tiktok, Anna wishes she had a doll and knew voodoo so she could get Underflow to kill himself. She claims she did the same thing to her mother, but if you know her lore, you'd know that her mom died from breast cancer, not voodoo magic.

Anna is now claiming that since there are infinite universes, her alternate self dragoneyespell could be Anna, but in a different universe, which is copesplaining on that she's just pretending to be someone else with little to no effort. Anna asks her Google home if there are alternate universes, Anna keeps mispronouncing it as "ultimate universes" and her device cannot understand her lol.

 

[Blackstar]

Ethan Is Online is now going down the non-binary -> tranny pipeline just like Bowblax lol

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!

Sprog Rockatansky, who outed Grummz, is an ex-kotaku employee so his dirty laundry has also been exposed.

And now Sprog Rockatansky is going after Asmongold.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

The FFXIV Community Watch thread has graduated from Prospering Grounds today.
A hotbed of degeneracy, complete with its own subsets of ERP'ers, troons, and gooners (often with considerable overlap)

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Meanwhile, in the state of Thuringia, the first session of state parliament has been held yesterday from 12 PM to 4 PM local time. It is the state in which the AfD has been the biggest victor in the recent state level elections, far ahead of the next highest party. If you ever want to see what "defending our democracy" looks like, the entirety of it has been livestreamed and also televised. Heckling, obstruction, dishonorable conduct, threats, escalation, legal disputes... Item 1 of the day's agenda, the opening speech, is still not concluded, and presumably won't be until Saturday. Discuss here and read the well-written and accurate write-up by the New Journal of Zurich.

The situation ended at 4 PM on Thursday, in which the CDU angrily declared that they'd "phone" the state constitutional court in order to get a court injunction to force the AfD politician to do their bidding.

Around 11 PM local time the day after, the courts decided to side with the CDU and granted the injunction. (shortly before this post)
Discuss here in A&N and feel free to read (included in the A&N post) a press statement from the constitutional court as well as legal opinions and commentary on the matter (written earlier today), according to which the CDU's request is scandalous, meritless, and abuse of the law.
Also, a different source has shown that the CDU's decision to escalate to the state constitutional court was already made one day ahead of the parliament session.
The next session of Thuringia's state parliament is tomorrow at 9:30 AM regional time (0:30 AM US West Coast time)
We are truly witnessing the most democratic democracy of all democratic democracies.

What's next? AfD becomes outlawed? Civil war? Mandatory re-education camps for political dissidents? Discuss in the official German politisperging thread, but make sure to speak German there.


Pictured: Open mouth, Andreas Bühl (CDU), dishonorably bravely and democratically shouting at the speaker, accusing him of staging a seizure of power. Next to him, with the glasses, Mario Voigt (CDU), head of the CDU in Thuringia, a complete and utter power-hungry slimeball who is even more arrogant and slimy than he looks.

 

[Pizdec]

In what could only be described as one of the most hilarious moments of government incompetency, California senate passed the bill allowing blacks native to California file for reparation payments, which have been estimated previously to be nearly a trillion dollars should it be enacted. However, Governor Gavin Newsom has veto'd the bill, not because he does not want to pay out the money, but because the Senate blocked a bill allowing the formation of a committee to decide how much should be awarded to victims of racism.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Bowblax, while doing a members only stream did the most simple mistake of being a streamer and showed off some of his search results. If you look at the first link, it's a checkout page to Victoria's Secret


If you visit the link shown on the stream, you will be greeted with this screen. "THIS PAGE NO LONGER EXISTS. Your order has been placed and you can retrieve the details using the order confirmation email or by contacting our Customer Service"


Watch the copestream here.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

IP2 streamer EBZ got his ass absolutely beat for being an alleged pervert in public while streaming.


IP2 is continuing the new wave renaissance period.

 

[Faceless Whore]

A bit offtopic, but three Tumblr hybristophiliacs (women who fall in love with serial killers, mass murderers, etc.) are having a slapfight over who are the True and Honest "Posthumous Waifus" of Dylan and Eric, the Columbine shooters.
It's the kind of pristine Grade A lunacy that's rare to see even in this day and age.

Spoiler: Sneak Peak

"You’ve even gone as far as to say the ONLY reason you WASH YOUR FEET is for him; you call Eric your “meatbag” and your “submissive little bitch”."

"Beyond how you talk about them in such a stomach-churning way, what discredits you so much is your claim that you are “posthumously married” to both of them, yet you post incessantly about wanting to fuck or date a new person every day— and there is no possible way that you can accommodate to both of their needs with one personality and one physical appearance, on top of their intricacies such as astrological charts, upbringings, values— the list continues."

Direct link to Tumblr slapfight post
Link to Stephanie Cianfriglia thread where this is occurring

 

[ASeabear8952]

Cyrax, the attic-dwelling pedophile goblin of Akron, Ohio, has joined the Farms under the handle @Ghost eye sniper requesting a personal army from Null himself to go after his arch nemesis Music Biz Marty. It should be noted that he is of the belief that the Farms has more respect for him than of Marty.

@Null hey man its chance AKA Cyraxx i have some info for u on Music biz marty you will want to know his attacks have not stopped they have gotten WAY worse he has done bombthreats on my house tried to have me arrested tried to steal a Race rig my FIance Taylor got me for my birthday so i could do better content and his 3 Friends William gloryhole N word Boi and Jay sinz Have been Non stop Harassing me and my family and his friends have DDosed Me MANY Times stolen from me u name it also if u would like to check out me channel below is the link to it so u can chek it out any time ud like https://www.youtube.com/@MUSICMEYHAM/videos

He would later make a video confirming it was him, directly addressing Null.

Shit I can't quote on mobile
IT'S HIM

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

IP2 streamers are doing something good again. Asian Andy & SJC attempted another squatter removal video. SJC got a knife pulled on him. They maced the squatter. Let's see if they go back again tonight.

Asian Andy and SJC have teamed up to do another squatter removal stream

Asian Andy stream:
TROLLING A SQUATTER IN SAN FRANSISCO (CONSTRUCTION GUY) SCAMMED THE OWNERS |

SJC stream:

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They didn't succeed in getting the squatter out. They called him a pedophile, maced him in the face and ran away at the end. Maybe they'll be back this evening to resume the squatter removal.

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Spoiler: Previous squatter removal highlights

 

[make_it_so]

Hassan Nasrallah, leader of Hezbollah, has been confirmed to have been killed in an Israeli airstrike.

 

[AltisticRight]

Boogie2988 who is known for faking cancer and childhood abuse is going on a camping trip with WingsOfRedemption, as part of yet another lolcow live stunt.
Discussion begins here.

Here are some images of the duo.

User @YaBoi wrote an exhaustive post detailing every single one of Boogie2988's girlfriends/concubines/sugarbabies.
Read it here.

 

[Kier]

Achieving levels of ineptitude unseen since the year 1899, the Chicago White Sox have surpassed the record for biggest failure in modern baseball history at a staggering 121 losses.

 

[lol cow supreme]

BossmanJack is currently live streaming from rehab to his Discord. In the 15 minute so far he has discussed the daily schedule, showed off a bunch of merchandise he's been mailordering, complete with prices, and has given us a tour of the rehab kitchen.

This is the cinematic masterpiece this professional streamer is producing. And no, I did not mess up the screenshot.


This stellar rehab he is in? Its $3200 a month and the really great part about it? Everyone that works there is a recovering addict bro! Discuss in the thread.

 

[Psychonaut]

Phisnom, who is a VTuber, game developer, and is a controversial figure in the FNaF Community. Is getting stories from Anonymous people about how they've been harassed by the FNaF Community.


Edit: He got more.


Discuss Here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/five-nights-at-freddys-community.196667/post-19449371

 

[Blackstar]

BossmanJack is currently live streaming from rehab to his Discord. In the 15 minute so far he has discussed the daily schedule, showed off a bunch of merchandise he's been mailordering, complete with prices, and has given us a tour of the rehab kitchen.

It's already fucking over. Faggot rats have found the location of the rehab and called them. Bossman is no longer allowed to stream from there.