Another beautiful trans woman has been taken from us too soon, as Secret Gamer Girl has joined the 41%* and rebranded as "Wire Witch Violet".
*EDIT: This is METAPHORICAL you goddamn autists who can't read an entire sentence.
Jacob Lawrence Alley Violet Cassandra Ocean has used her unique brand of prose to, kinda, y'know explain why sorta thing, and apologises to the no doubt thousands of loyal fans who have had to update all their tens of thousands of links to her tumblr and patreon, but this will throw off the "hundreds of dangerous stalkers" who, unlike her fans, cannot update their links, somehow:
For those very few people not paying rapt attention to Violet's every word, she has been working hard on the "Jaketendo", a hardware NES emulator with a controller that features a scroll wheel, which will somehow work with original NES games by [fill this bit in later]. When I say "working hard" I mean tracing some wiring diagrams and indicating that she
has no idea how any of this works, as well as repeatedly doxing herself onstream as Jake Alley of Niantic, Connecticut. Seasoned Jake-watchers are excited at this new arc, and wondering what will happen when Jake's total delusional cluelessness inevitably bumps into reality when he talks to actual Nintendo autists who know what they're talking about.
