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Showa American Story, a game made by chinese developers, comes out next year.
Lefties will froth at the mouth when this comes out, heres your representation lol.
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ACHTUNG

I have rewritten the OP to include a list of Do's and Dont's for this thread. I would like to see (1) more updates from more obscure threads, (2) less retarded sniping between posters, and (3) no outside links of any kind. People frequently are linking directly to random websites, including fucking OnlyFans, and it's time to stop.

In the future, also please stop putting links inline on text, just drop it under the text like so:
(For clarification, inline links are words which are not the URL with a link, like "how do I thumbnail an image?" in the text below.)


Do's
  • Use this thread, even if you don't think you're "famous". It's a great way to share things you enjoy.
  • Always include a concise description of what has happened.
  • Always include a link to the Kiwi Farms. This is not negotiable. Quotes are OK, inline links are OK, but just copy+pasting the URL to its own line is the best.
  • Optionally, include a thumbnailed image (how do I thumbnail an image?) or video to complement the link.
  • Occasional stupid/fun updates are from minor threads welcome.
Don'ts
  • Do not ever, under any circumstances, use this thread as a place to discuss, litigate, or argue with other users for any reason whatsoever.
  • Do not ever link off-site. Every link must point to the Kiwi Farms, even if the post it is linking to has off-site links.
  • Do not put gratuitous banners in your post. If you want to add a banner, you keep it small.
  • Similarly, do not stylize your post. Don't change the font, change text color, text size, or use alignment tags to center things.
  • Do not embed an excessive amount of media. About one image or video per link is acceptable. If it's a very large summary, you can get away with more, but it better be worth it.
  • Do not promote threads about people or groups who benefit from or seek attention, such as ...
    • Cybercriminal organizations, especially in the industry of pornography,
    • People directly trying to antagonize the Kiwi Farms for self-enrichment,
    • Pornographers (i.e. anyone with an OnlyFans doing any sort of publicity stunt),
  • ... unless the update is that they're dead, in jail, or otherwise have verifiable life-ruining problems.
Report
  • Posts that exist to respond to an update which belong in the actual thread of the submitted content.
  • Posts with no Kiwi Farms link.
  • Posts with links to any website, but especially OnlyFans or other self-enrichment sites.
  • Posts which are angry rebuttals disguised as 'clarification' or an 'update'.
  • Posts which contain uncensored NSFW.
  • Posts that are significantly factually incorrect. Do not reply in the thread to correct people.
 
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Acerthorn, litigious wereturkey, appears to now have a (busted up shitbox) vehicle going by reddit activity. How did he acquire one when he was begging the court to extract an additional $4000 from his new gimp slave in order to get one in the first place?
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(For the uninitiated yes this is his average attempt at a LEGAL filing)

Come speculate on that very question and if he will sue the first person to take too long at the green light, or sue the first person he runs over because they annoyed him.

Post in thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david...binsd-fayettevillesdavid.116370/post-19732479
 
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A lightning strike occurred on National Television during a Peruvian soccer game. The footage showed players and refs slowly walking off the field at Coto Coto stadium in Chilca when Sunday’s game between Juventud Bellavista (Youth from Bellavista??) and Familia Chocca (The Chocca Family) was suspended in the first half because of the storm warning.
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Jason Schreier, Kotaku journalist known for getting mad at the game Dragon's Crown for its character designs (Claiming that people attracted to an adult busty sorceress are "lolicons") and complaining that a game studio was too white.
In an attempt to own the chuds posted the Steam charts for DragonAge: The Veilguard while proclaiming that it was "top the charts." The weekend came, and the numbers didn't increase, reaching about 90K concurrent players. Which is atrocious when compared to other releases like Hogwarts Legacy or Baldur's Gate 3, which reached 700k concurrent players on release. Before anyone could reply with the newer metrics, he bitched out and disabled replies for everyone. The game also went down to number 27 in 24 hours.
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The wiggers running Sam Hyde's 24/7 reality show, Fishtank, discovered last night that one of the contestants, Ted, was a secret fan who got on the show, which is supposed to have no MDE fans as a general rule. This was discovered last night when he accidentally said "TTS" to refer to the TTS on the show, which is presented to the contestants as an AI voice acting independently and not viewer-submitted TTS. He had previously referenced Fishtank memes which raised suspicions on the Farms.

The situation came to a head today when Sam himself personally eliminated Ted by picking his scrawny ass up and carrying him out the house when he had Ted alone and separated from the other contestants, so he could do this without them knowing and without Ted blabbing about the true nature of the show. This was played off to the other contestants as Ted had fallen off his skateboard and gotten hurt and is leaving the show. Clip below:

Discuss here in Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General, or in the Fishtank site chat:
 
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File under minor updates:
Has interest in DSP finally fallen off a cliff?

DSP was probably one of the most discussed lolcows on Kiwifarms and the internet at some stage, but in the 2 months since a 4 hour long documentary was released on him it appears that interest in DSP may have finally fallen off a cliff. Depsite appearing on Kino Casino a few times, admitting the highly discussed WWE Champions gacha account was his and trying to venture into streaming on kick.com on top of YouTube his views appear to be dwindling into uncharted territory such that some in his megathread have even gone as far as saying: "I've never seen his views this bad"

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johnkimble123 said:
33% drop and 66% drop month over month on 2 channels is pretty bad

We might be in the endgame of content as we know it. With everything being funneled into Kick, we're in the 3 person funding the whole channel stage. Rend/Patric, IronIcedCoffee and DarkSydeCuck were $145/$154 of last night's stream. There have been days where one of those 3 were the whole thing, there was a day where Patric was the leader of all 3 categories. We're pretty much there at this point. If one of them gets his by a bus, Phil is fucked.
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Comma said:
Jesus Christ, he really chased away most of his viewers...

Almost an hour into the pre-stream:

Youtube: 226 watching

Kick: 30 viewers
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DSP streamed to 105 people tonight: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...l-discussion-2.105216/page-5363#post-19742666 (that is an extremely low number)
 
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