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Max Karson, better known as "that pedophile who bragged about finding the prepubescent children in Cuties to be hot," has finally revealed the specific subject of the documentary he's attempting to sell to Netflix: A hit piece on his high school principal from 20+ years ago who was already exposed long ago for preying upon students at their school.

Discuss this pedo-on-pedo friendly fire in the mrgirl thread:
 
One of the largest and oldest American comic book publishers, DC Comics, will be releasing a Harley Quinn fart comic sometime soon.

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Another long-running retail chain has been killed: Big Lots.
Party City is fucking dead.


Burt Obeng, during his ongoing 7 hour stream just jerked off on YouTube and gave himself a self-facial before freaking out




Full clip: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-20135073
 
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A terrorist attack just happened in Magdeburg, state capital of Saxony-Anhalt, Germany, a day after the 8th anniversary of Anis Amri's terror attack at the Breidscheitplatz with 12 dead.
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As of 12:28 AM nothing really new anymore, I'll update you tomorrow if there is anything

Official numbers now speak of 4 dead and 205 injured, many of them severely injured.
The prime suspect, a 50 year old doctor of psychiatry of Saudi Arabian origin, is alleged to be a wanted criminal in Saudi Arabia. He first entered Germany in 2006, 18 years ago. A rental BMW SUV with a Munich license plate was used to plow through a fairytale-themed section of a Christmas market, at Friday evening prime time, ripe for families with young children.

Updates (local time)
12:10 PM: Official death toll now at 5 dead
1:17 PM: Now no longer a rumor, but official: Saudi Arabia has warned Germany about the culprit and demanded his extradition. Roughly a year ago, there had been a warning to the German agencies.
2:51 PM: Magdeburg city clinic confirms that 11 severely injured are no longer in life-threatening condition. 81 victims are being treated there as of now.
4:00 PM: Police & prosecution press conference has been held, official number is 205 victims, 5 are dead (4 adults + 1 child), 41 are severely and very severely injured. Victims are being treated in 15 hospitals/clinics. The whole rampage took place within 3 minutes. Culprit made use of an escape route/emergency vehicle route to access the Christmas market. The current charge is 5x murder, 205x attempted murder in combination with aggravated battery. All the notes I took can be found here
As of 1:21 AM local time, no interesting updates yet. This post is kept up to date with information as best as I can

Despite publicly, on the Internet, announcing his intent to wage a war against Europe and to drive through civilians, law enforcement and the state did absolutely nothing.
But law enforcement does not waste any time whining about strict data protection laws, begging for video surveillance, facial recognition, and mass data retention.
What law enforcement agencies in Germany actually do is kick down the doors of pensioners who call politicians knuckleheads (Community Happenings), imprison someone for accusing a politician of telling fairy tales (Community Happenings), and use intelligence agencies against domestic oppositional political parties (Community Happenings).
And the media are already blaming the AfD and agitating against Elon Musk.

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Either way, expect the official numbers to go up as people won't make it.
Check the latest news in the thread for archived Xitter/Youtube content by the culprit if you like.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/govern...christmas-market-in-magdeburg-germany.207372/
 
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Serial slanderer Jim Stewartson has created what may be the most ridiculous set of interrogatories in any defamation case.

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He is being sued by General Michael Flynn and he has refused to answer any of Flynn’s interrogatories. His set of questions are structured so that he can get Flynn to admit to literally anything that can justify the defamation. Inside of the same suit, Rick Wilson was also a defendant and he’s been dismissed. It was appealed and the dismissal held up. Jim Stewartson is now in discovery hell while his fellow leftwing grifter co-defendant is free to go.

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"So, in truth ... I'm about to drop a little holiday truth bomb on everyone, all right? Are you ready for this one? If I never existed, if I'd never made a youtube video, if I'd never had any prominence on the internet, if I'd never bothered turning on a camera, pointing it at a tv and doing really stupid commentary, if I'd never made tens of thousands of videos, all right? Here's the truth. Tons of people never would've been youtubers, tons of content never would've been made, people wouldn't have been inspired to do what they did, and the world would be a very different place."

And the coup de grâce:

"If I never existed, a lot of positive things would've never happened on this planet, whether indirectly or directly as a result of my actions, my existence has actually prominently impacted the internet and life, quite frankly."

Philip Paul "I am not a lolcow" Burnell, 12/20/24



This alone was worth letting the Kino arc play out.

DarksydePhil has made an extremely humble statement about himself: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20134887
The 3-4 pages before this quote are people seriously questioning his current mental stability/sanity based upon this quote. He has also claimed that if one of the weekly lottery tickets he buys pays out he would spend the money on suing his "detractors"

edit: clip of the humble statement: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-20135344
 
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Dax Herrera aka Juju the Cow the man who likes to be fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow, has admitted to being responsible alongside others for the Eric July - ISOM lawsuit, by emailing them fake press questions about them endorsing the comic.
Dick admitted it was him plus others who caused the lawsuit between ISOM the religious organization and Eric July by sending in a fake press question to ISOM about them endorsing the comic. It is a moot point now but let it be known Dax Herrera aka Juju the Cow a man who likes to get fuck in the ass dressed as a cow participates in litigious action with the goal of ruining someone's business. Dick has now completed his transformation in George Ouzounian and with the medallions curse very active it is only a matter of time until some King Slime level picture comes out.
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This is not optimal for Dick as he said on the recent The Dick Show 438-440 (cannot remember which) that he wishes he could repair his relationship with null. These are not his exact words but something to the extent of wanting to talk to null again.
 
Mister Metokur has a previously undisclosed history of at least 4 civil or small claims court cases for delinquent credit card debt on Credit One, Capital One, and Amazon-branded credit cards. His now-wife "Jade" was also sued for her own credit card debt on an Amazon-branded card.

When a process server went to Mister Metokur's home to serve him with papers for the lawsuit involving the unpaid debt on his Capital One credit card, he appears to have sent Jade to the door to accept service on his behalf, giving her name as "Jane Doe", refusing to give her real name, and listing her relationship to Jim as "roommate". They were already married at the time.

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Link to Mister Metokur thread
 
The last week has been hectic in the dansburst thread as a host of new allegations have been made and DM's have been leaked, however as many users in the thread suspect there might be some tomfoolery happening behind the scenes. The groomed minor may not be a minor at all, the alleged fake facedox might be real after all and variety of other random tidbits.
Watch and read as I take a double dosage of amphetamines to get to the bottom of this horse drama.
Link to the dansburst thread:
 
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