Community Feature Submissions - Read OP before replying or you will be threadbanned.

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Our dear feeder has published the first blog post for the U.S. Internet Preservation Society, on Fair Access To Banking

Why do Banks get to decide what you can buy?

This 3min article explains how Visa and Mastercard control all e-commerce, why even huge companies like Steam can't tell them "no", and what you can do about it right now to pry their hands off your freedom.

Post in thread 'S.401 - Fair Access to Banking Act'

Wednesday at 6:52 PM

Live version is release candidate 2.

https://usips.org/blog/2025/07/fair-access-to-banking/

• Null

• 
• 
• 

USIPS thread:
https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/threads/the-charity.179965

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Ralph is having a fine time with his new senorita while Broke Dick Farms incels are seething.

You may not like it but this is what a winner looks like.


Check out this totally truthful and organic relationship here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pig-face-ethan-ralphs-twitter-tweets.81217/post-22127370
She already has a thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pants...asco-tardbasco-buttsauce.223773/post-22128505

 

[TV's Adam West]

The petition to stop killing games has reached the deadline with hopefully a safe enough margin to remain valid.

https://x.com/accursedfarms/status/1951041621253894386

View attachment 7719283

 

[TV's Adam West]

Sektur update
Rumors have been spiraling around Jim "Cancer patient nigger" Metokur has passed away. Sources are Bryan Dunn, a known liar, and Ethan Ralph, a fat gay retarded liar. Well, Kirsche, Vtuber and friend of Jim is claiming Metokur is alive and direct messaged her as recently as today.
Are you team Jim is dead, or team nothing ever happens?

Take the words of a vtuber as you wish. Kirsche just confirmed that Jim is alive stating that she dm'ed him recently. She was on a podcast called side scrollers as a guest. This was live 2 hours ago. I'm not able to archive it right now.

Link to podcast. Talk about Jim DMs is at 56:20

 

[Markass the Worst]

Retard Minecraft pedophile and online tough guy Brian "FuturisticHub" Martin threatened to send false copyright claims against his critics.

Surprisingly, in a rare YouTube W, they terminated his account instead.

Discuss how the Minecraft porn animator just can't stop winning and totally doesn't have to pay $20 million for a lawsuit he lost:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/brian-martin-lifeinatent-futuristichub.523/post-22132318

 

[notorietus]

Kiwi Farms user @my penis is on fire (lol) has made a Python script called "KiwiSpeed" which using a pair of Python scripts that can scrape a thread then make a cool chart of how fast the thread has moved. KiwiSpeedScraper.py steps through every page of a thread, collects the timestamps of every post, then saves them to a CSV file. KiwiSpeedChart.py reads that CSV file, then makes the PyPlot chart.

For reference, @my penis is on fire links multiple references. Here is how fast Maldivus Figtree / PirateSoftware's thread, Elon Reeve Musk's thread, and the @Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox thread. After their features, you can see how the thread explodes in posts & activity per day. There's a few more references within this thread, but I have shown the ones that explode the most in popularity & are great examples.

Give @my penis is on fire's script a try today with your favorite thread, and give him a today.

EDIT: Use at your own risk for larger threads (such as Nick Rekieta's thread), a ratelimit fix has been added by @gagabobo1997. @LarpBait has also done the script on the Sharty:

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It seems like the normies have declared Total Payment Processor Death

On this episode of SS13 drama... People are melting down over the discuck ID verification and payment processors going total degenerate death.


First, larg(est) ERP (Erotic Roleplay) server has a freudian slip admitting they have minors on the server. Literally 1984.

If you're not above the age of 18

But massah, we wuz too poor and dumb to get them IDs and shieeet!

Furries of SS13 in meltdown due to the payment processor porn ban. Withdrawal symptoms. 40% of their userbase (minors) will no longer be able to access their servers.

Furfags buckbroken by the whip of payment processors

Spoiler: Large pic

"I play 18+ ERP servers because I hate minors, not for the sex"

Discuss HERE​

 

[TV's Adam West]

Silent Rob update (what's up bitches)
Silent Rob has lost his house and now moved back in with his parents. He spends his days doing hard drugs and playing videogames now. Come discuss a washed up almost relevant YouTuber circling the drain.

1:10:16 Rob's father walks into the room to make sure he's not getting high in the house. BETTER NOT BE DOING FENT WHILE GOING LIVE BOY

 

[neger psykolog]

A homosexual race war has once again erupted between the Internet's favorite gaming streamer DarksydePhil ("White DSP") and "Black DSP" (Low Tier God).

Tensions in the race war have heightened as Nigger DSP (sorry, I meant to say black DSP) issued a response to DSP that is so far ranging and immensely creative that it is reminiscent of his famous verbal takedown of Boogie from years ago.

In the response Low Tier God insults everything from Phil's wife by insinuating that her pussy must not be hitting if he is up at 2 AM thinking about a niggas dick, his receding hairline, that he is a Hawaiian shirt wearing squeegee and that "somebody put him through a fucking stargate which must have aged him 100 years". He also calls him a "Burt Reynolds nigga".

bro. If you're drunk and you're a man and you're thinking about me at 2:30 a.m.Clearly, the pussy you roll over to at night ain't hitting for you. You must bethinking about a black nigga's cock and boot.Last thing I'll be thinking about is a nigga at night or a nigga period.Nigga must have went on the internet, looked at my pics, just couldn't fathom how good I'm looking with the shiny skin, peanut butter complexion, hit no receding hairline, nothing pristine after all these years.This nigga looking like somebody put him through a fucking stargate, aged him 100 years, bro. Get the fuck off my dick, bro. You got five bands for me, we could talk. Other than that, stop talking about me, You Hawaiian shirt wearing squeegee. Weekend at Bernie's ass nigga. the fuck off my fucking dick.

This verbal response is highly notable since the last time Low Tier God insulted Phil like this he insulted his wardrobe selection so brutally that DSP immediately started wearing Hawaiian shirts and other things on stream. For Low Tier God (Nigger DSP) to issue yet another takedown of Phil's wardrobe selection as well as his receding hairline as well as his wife's pussy there could be serious changes in Phil's behavior as a penultimate response.

Discussion starts here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-22138795

EDIT: White DSP has responded and made further racially charged comments towards Nigger/Black DSP including that he "streams from the ghetto": https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-22139062

 

[Hooked on phobics]

tiny update, I just forgot to post this yesterday. I made a thread specifically for MEMES of Jason "thor" Hall (Malding Faggotry), To serve as a better way to compile the many memes generated. Its NOT all of them (its 1000 pages to go through on his main thread) but its a sizable amount.

If you want to specifically browse the memes made about him, OR submit any which were missed, thread is here.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici, ADF an ancient lolcow and anti communist meme fodder will stand trial for assault after pepper spraying a woman for burning a Quran in a Portland park. The case was dismissed in January and the charges were reinstated not long after. The trial starts Monday and is scheduled for 3.5 days. There should be access to listen online.
DISCUSS HERE

 

[WelperHelper99]

Asmongold has taken the roll over and die stance when it comes to giving out your ID on the Internet, getting into an argument with Elon Musk in the process. This comes after him siding against payment processor censorship.

Discuss the hypocrisy here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitc...-live-streamer-community.168457/post-22137037

 

[Chickenpolar]

In the Tranny Sideshows thread user @Magic Pickle unmasked/phonebooked Reddit mod yeep-yorp AKA April Zingher (FKA as Gabe Zingher) who grooms teens to get on DIY HRT

Megathread Post in thread 'Tranny Sideshows on Social Media'

Yesterday at 12:33 PM

Remember the deplorable reprobate who fetishized uteruses from this post? Well, as it turns out, he's much worse than we thought!

Please welcome to the thread for a third time (as he was first documented back in 2024) a user named yeep-yorp, AKA April Zingher (FKA as Gabe Zingher), a Reddit tranny janny whose his sole purpose in life is to groom children into transitioning without notice of parents or providers.

You heard that right! This guy actively works, nay, fights to ensure that your children can access things like crypto so they can...

• Magic Pickle

• 
• 
• 

The Reddit mod Deleted Fucking Everything just 6 hours later but Kiwifarms is Forever.

 

[Jack Garland]

In minor news, good-video-games-man, King of Kong, and hot sauce merchant Billy Mitchell has posted Part 2 of his response to failed pickup artist Karl Jobst. The king expects this to be his final time discussing the matter unless Karl gives him reason to respond. He also uses the time to shill signed copies of the famous red joystick photo featuring Karl as a cooked lobster. Get it?

King Billy's 2nd response vid is out.

Discuss in the Karl thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/karl-j...hreat-approachhernow-com.216558/post-22125468