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[Osama Bin Laden]

Do you guys like voting? After bothering Null about getting the rewrites merged with the original threads for over a year, we have finally have an answer! I am requesting the entire KiwiFarms community to vote on a poll on which rewrites are the most important to get merged now, and Null will merge the highest voted rewrite when he feels like it.



https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-kiwifarms-thread-restoration-democratic-vote.225498/

 

[gampboonerisms]

User @BrickSeer has issued a bitcoin bounty for information leading to the identity of the original owner of a baby monkey called "Rio". A major leak of a popular telegram group has lead to multiple distinct video productions being categorized.

As previously stated, recently, a major internal breach occurred within a Telegram group known as "The Shit Show," which formed part of the primate zoosadist network. Members leaked a vast collection of videos. What sets this leak apart is that the files were labeled with unusually specific titles frequently identifying the video operator (VO) and describing the acts committed.

As for the dataset that coming out of the leak, we now have a clear count of how many VOs are represented. {...}

The final count from the dataset: 17 distinct torturers

The importance of finding the original owner of the baby monkey Rio is to understand how he was traded/sold/adopted and find his torturer.
Rio is featured heavily in some of Vion's productions. Vion was known to rape, torture, dismember, and drown Rio and other baby monkeys.

Vion literally sleeps with baby monkeys. He’s a literal monkeyfucker. Shares a bed with them between abusing them. We see you, you creepy little dweeb.

Link to bounty post. Come praise the true gods of The Internet as they take down gross shit for a good cause.

Reminder: 3 vo's (minimum) have been arrested and numerous people who watch and pay for these productions have been phonebooked and arrested through the direct contribution of dedicated Kiwi Farmers.

 

[WelperHelper99]

A La Quinta hotel in Florida, looking to save any extra penny they can, has outsourced THE FRONT DESK to fucking INDIA

It is retarded and gay as it sounds

Talk about the Jeetificaton here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/hire-...d-for-outsourcing-front-desk-to-india.225502/