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[Osama Bin Laden]

Do you guys like voting? After bothering Null about getting the rewrites merged with the original threads for over a year, we have finally have an answer! I am requesting the entire KiwiFarms community to vote on a poll on which rewrites are the most important to get merged now, and Null will merge the highest voted rewrite when he feels like it.



https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-kiwifarms-thread-restoration-democratic-vote.225498/

 

[gampboonerisms]

User @BrickSeer has issued a bitcoin bounty for information leading to the identity of the original owner of a baby monkey called "Rio". A major leak of a popular telegram group has lead to multiple distinct video productions being categorized.

As previously stated, recently, a major internal breach occurred within a Telegram group known as "The Shit Show," which formed part of the primate zoosadist network. Members leaked a vast collection of videos. What sets this leak apart is that the files were labeled with unusually specific titles frequently identifying the video operator (VO) and describing the acts committed.

As for the dataset that coming out of the leak, we now have a clear count of how many VOs are represented. {...}

The final count from the dataset: 17 distinct torturers

The importance of finding the original owner of the baby monkey Rio is to understand how he was traded/sold/adopted and find his torturer.
Rio is featured heavily in some of Vion's productions. Vion was known to rape, torture, dismember, and drown Rio and other baby monkeys.

Vion literally sleeps with baby monkeys. He’s a literal monkeyfucker. Shares a bed with them between abusing them. We see you, you creepy little dweeb.

Link to bounty post. Come praise the true gods of The Internet as they take down gross shit for a good cause.

Reminder: 3 vo's (minimum) have been arrested and numerous people who watch and pay for these productions have been phonebooked and arrested through the direct contribution of dedicated Kiwi Farmers.

 

[WelperHelper99]

A La Quinta hotel in Florida, looking to save any extra penny they can, has outsourced THE FRONT DESK to fucking INDIA

It is retarded and gay as it sounds

Talk about the Jeetificaton here:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/hire-...d-for-outsourcing-front-desk-to-india.225502/

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

An attention seeking faggot on Xitter named MutaScale13, already known for holding up an incorrect quote relating to CWC, held up a sign at WWE SummerSlam calling fat retard Nova Online a pedophile.


Edit:
Turns out it’s a case of throwing stones at glass houses, as 33-year-old James “Mutascale13” Carlson (shout out to @Osama Bin Laden for the phonebook in 2024) is actually a big fan of porn featuring the child characters from the Disney TV show “The Owl House”.

 

[neger psykolog]

In about 10 days time (14th August, 2025) it will be the 20th Anniversary of Phil Burnell (White DSP) achieving 4th place in a faggy street fighter game at EVO.

Please join us in celebrating the crowing achievement of Phil Burnell's life:
Getting 4th place in a shitty, faggy fighting game 20 years and staying in last place forever.

This 4th place rank would be the penultimate crowning achievement of Phil's entire life and be something that he would not only base his entire identity upon but also use as a comparative lens toward anything else - it is his pride & joy, his crowning achievement and indeed his penultimate mark on history.

Phil Burnell would also use this rank to call himself the "number one ranked US player" of the game because the first 3 ranked players were Asians and Asians do not count in Phil's eugenic view of society:


Phil seems like he has already begun preparations for the impending anniversary by getting himself a fresh haircut:

Pigroach goes into "Curls & Twirls" and asks them for the Hitler Jugend cut, then forces his hair stylist to listen to his prestream speech for the duration of the haircut.

Please join us in discussing and celebrating this monumental achievement in Phil Burnell's life in the dedicated thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-20...nd-staying-in-the-last-place-for-life.225540/ (no Asians allowed!)