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A MIT Professor has also been killed.

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Crime Post in thread 'MIT professor shot and killed in his Brookline home'

Those ISIS telegram channels sure are busy giving out coal this Hanukkah.
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The lady that got dunked on by the Michelin Man years ago thinks this might be connescted to the Brown University assassin.
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Following multiple comics dedicated to sympathy farming, Ellen Woodbury, also known as Pizzacakecomic, announced her hiatus, like one of many she has announced in the past and which usually did not last very long.
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Shortly afterwards, r/pizzacakesnark, a subreddit dedicated to discussion and critique of Ellen, was automatically banned by Reddit's automod for violating rule 1.
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Of note is that the subreddit did not violate anything included in the said rule and actively banned any and all content that could violate this rule.
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Ellen, however, has shown contempt for this rule on many occassions, including the post she made a few hours after the ban, adressing the situation.
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Link to the thread.
 
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This is a couple of weeks late, but it hasn’t been given much attention on the Farms yet, so I’m bringing it up now.

Remember Ubisoft’s racing game The Crew? The first one, not the sequels. It was the online-only title that was shut down and removed from owners’ libraries, which helped spark the Stop Killing Games movement. It also brought positive attention to Accursed Farms and destroyed whatever was left of Jason Hall's (PirateSoftware) credibility.

There is now a fully playable offline version of The Crew for PC. This custom server emulator has been available since mid-September, but it was recently updated to add some additional performance improvements and bug fixes. It allows players to access the full story mode and DLC expansions, and even includes optional mod support. There are also plans to eventually enable players to create and host their own servers (though that is not yet ready as of this writing).
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One of the more interesting discoveries made during development of the server emulator is that The Crew was programmed to stop functioning entirely if a PC’s system clock is set to any date after June 2029. It is unclear whether this was an oversight or an intentional design decision, but the issue has been addressed in the emulator’s latest patch, effectively future-proofing the game.
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Discuss here in the Ubisoft thread.
 
Popular lolcow video essay Youtuber Joon The King has published a 3.5 hour Idubbbz doc
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💥 Trainwreck Post in thread 'Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy"'

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Wake up, Babe! New Joon The King video just dropped:
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Probably the last scraps of attention Dobby Jomha will ever get in his internet life, other than Ethan shitting on him every now and then, before fading into obscurity.
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2 for 1 Christmas special.

Foodie Beauty has had her monetization ban appeal denied by YouTube and is raging at everyone and everything about it: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-23228456

DSP lives in King County, Washington which has experienced prolific flooding. Despite this he tried to get a minority to deliver him UberSlop in severely dangerous weather, then posited there was a detractor conspiracy within Amazon to delay some shitty mystery game he ordered. Then his power cut overnight and once restored his ISP sent him an allegedly "unprofessional" notice that his internet would be cut off until Christmas Eve: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-23227282

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
edit: sorry kids, santa clause doesn't exist anymore because Comcast decided to fix DSP's internet 7 days early and his shit is already working again: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...ell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-23229002
 
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A random Rust tranny ragequit his own project (some snca crate called 'bincode') because people asked too many questions about the codebase suddenly switching hosts AND the commit history being rewritten, looking like a hostile takeover.

As it turns out, he rewrote all his identifiers because it was his """deadname""" and anybody investigating this was """doxxing""" and """harassing""" him. Reddit jannies predictably swept it up and sided with the troon.

Discuss how you should never depend on software written by transsexuals:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/open-source-software-community.38130/post-23223445
Rustchads can't stop winning! Rust is so Memory-Safe™ that they found the first exploit (CVE) in the Rust part of the Linux kernel!

At least it's memory safe right? No... it was a memory corruption vulnerability.

Discuss how Rust can't stop winning here:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/open-source-software-community.38130/post-23224193
 
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[TRAGIC NEWS]
Future Lolcow of the year winner Bossmanjack has had his hearing continued. He will NOT be coming home for Christmas.:lossmanjack:
Discuss how his hearing was rigged here:
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🃏 Bossman Post in thread 'Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah'

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I am going to fuck a dude RIGHT NOW
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Is what I would have said if I was a RAT! A true and honest Kiwi court reporter who visited the courthouse claims that Bossman has been granted Bail and will be coming home tommorow! Discuss how the greatest Lolcow alive is coming home just in time to win LOTY:
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Post in thread 'Commonwealth of Virginia v. Austin Curtis Peterson'

lol cow supreme said:
Austin had court this morning for his Felony Drug Possession. We are currently at the point in the case of the "Probable cause" or "Felony confirmation" hearing. This is where the General District Judge hears the charges and determines if a felony may have occurred, and then sends it to Circuit Court for a grand jury to indict. This often the part of the case that lawyers stall out for time on smaller crimes such as this simple drug posession, in hopes of securing a plea deal from the prosecution to avoid it being a felony.

During this time you can also ask for Bond if you are still...
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Bossman thread
 
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Jobama said:
Is what I would have said if I was a RAT! A true and honest Kiwi court reporter who visited the courthouse claims that Bossman has been granted Bail and will be coming home tommorow! Discuss how the greatest Lolcow alive is coming home just in time to win LOTY:
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A clarification on the update. Bossman is NOT returning home for Christmas, Instead, he is going to spend the next 6 to 9 months in rehab.
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I'm still driving home but I just wanted to clarify two things firstly, Austin appeared clean shaven from what I could see he had a fresh haircut with his side's partially shaved and long hair at the top.

also the rehab from what I could gather is going to be 6 to 9 months. apologies for not including it in the original post
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