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[notorietus]

1. Happy thanksgiving!

2. JerryRigEverything has published a video announcing that him and DBrand are filing a lawsuit against a company called Casetify (valued at near a billion dollars). Why? Well, Casetify has been assumed by DBrand for blatantly copying Dbrand’s Teardown device skins and cases (which are made to look like the internals of whatever phone, tablet, or laptop). As of yesterday, DBrand has filed a lawsuit and is currently meming (and talking about) the situation on Twitter.

Article about it: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dbrand-is-suing-casetify-for-ripping-off-its-teardown-designs.176569/

 

[Burd Turglar]

The pilgrims were all gay and so were the Indians. Nothing is safe, everything is butt secks, twinks and gay gang bangs. Source? Fuck you.

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

The Big Dog himself is Thankful this year, and is optimistic about the next!

Hope everyone back in the states has a happy Thanksgiving today.

In an a time where the average person now has an attention span of less than 1 second when waiting for a website to load (according to Google), I am incredibly grateful that more than half of the Kiwi Farms's audience has followed the site through multiple domains, two separate weeks of continuous downtime, and being completely submerged to Tor for months at a time. Many of you waited a full year, when most websites can't ask for even a single second.

I'm also very thankful for the people who have provide an immense amount of material support and professional assistance. We have good people in our corner who are attorneys, network architects, datacenter operators, and more. There were several times where we would have been down and out without these people stepping in and sticking their neck out for us.

And finally, I'm thankful for seeing bad things happen to bad people. For instance, I have received word just today that Cloudflare has gone from removing approximately zero websites a year over copyright complaints, to having removed almost 1000 just in 2022 after the Kiwi Farms was deplatformed by them. Matthew Prince, having showed his ass, is now forced to eat the shit of every property rights organization in existence. The thousands of websites being forced off Cloudflare will undoubtedly still exist and begin to support small alternatives to his company, finally chipping away at its global dominance in security.
(Source: <https://torrentfreak.com/cloudflare-blocks-abusive-content-on-its-ethereum-gateway-231121/>)

There's a lot to be thankful for this year and I have a good feeling about the next.

Even though [We] hate the internet and the people who own it (discuss here) , it's good to show thanks this Thanksgiving for the people and things that make the internet worth fighting for!

 

[Man In A Dress]

In Dublin, Ireland, a man has stabbed a woman and her children outside of a school. All involved are currently hospitalised.
The suspect is believed to be Algerian and now Riots are currently happening in the city.

 

[Coelacanth]

Blaize Byron Mayes, the creator of an Undertale mod named Bits n Pieces, has been arrested for possession of child pornography.

Follow up: soyjak.party is currently doing a raid on Blaize's twitter account where a link to a Kiwi Farms account was posted in the about section belonging to user/ween/pink triangle owner MarMar049. The account is now filled with porn and unfunny soyjak memes.


GhostArchive [NSFW]: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/zdzPA?wr=true
Link to Undertale Discussion Thread

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

Unexpected Daniel Larson/Sam Hyde Fishtank.live crossover as Sam Hyde invites homeless schitzo Daniel Larson onto the show.

While it's unlikely that Daniel will make it to the Fishtank house, due to being prohibited from leaving Colorado due to probation and being too mentally disabled to figure out how to contact Sam Hyde through email/Twitter, it seems that Sam is scraping the barrel for contestants by inviting fan contestants and homeless lolcows for the show.

No fan contestants! They'll ruin all the jokes
invites fan contestants
No lolcows! We're above that!


Here's hoping "it starts Dec. 18 and runs over the holidays" is the next domino to fall...

 

[GenociderSyo]

Iiluminaughtii is now sueing another ex-employee. It has come out that she lies on court documents and states she has personally handed these documents over to those she is serving.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/blair...y-casperthefriendlyfloof.165065/post-17222521

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Christmas mode is in effect!

 

[102]

The OnA pests have DMCA'd Patrick S. Tomlinson's beloved Twitter avatar AGAIN. Fat Rick is melting down and has sent over 400(!) tweets today promising prison to whoever did this.


Read about it here https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...r-realautomanic.65412/page-2410#post-17221756

edit: The conundrum has expanded into a TRIPLE-COW crossover with fatty Jackie Singh crying about it and pedophile low-fuctioning-autistic virgin Jón Frímann blaming Kiwi Farms as he does for everything.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

After a migrant stabbed 5 people (mostly women and children btw) near a school in Dublin, Ireland, riots have started in the country by the Irish over multiculturalism.

World-famous Irish boxer Conor McGregor responded to the entire situation when it first happened with this.


The Garda commissioner, Drew Harris, condemned the "disgraceful scenes" in Dublin. He said that a "hooligan faction driven by far right ideology" is behind the violence on the streets.

McGregor again responded, saying it was "not good enough."


After this, a fucking tank and the army were seen being brought into Irish cities.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

EDIT: This is the actual video of the speech. Upthread are the slides from the speech.

Jackie Singh, "cybersecurity expert," delivered an hour-long keynote speech at the 2023 OWASP Global AppSec conference. The subject? A laughably bad psychological profile of ONA users and Kiwi Farmers, drawing examples from Patrick Tomlinson's futile battle with trolls.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Washed-up actor, IP2 (literal) Andy, and Phil Hartman murderer Andy Dick crashed a scooter on November 13th, and badly hit his head.

Five days later, Billy John shared an update that Andy was in bad shape, and wouldn't make it home in time for Thanksgiving, likely even Christmas. He says Andy will be alright, "hopefully."

This likely went unreported on the farms for over a week because Andy is a faggot and nobody likes him.

[KiwiFarms Thread]

 

[D_Tractor]

The Russian government is demanding that Taylor Swift memes uploaded in 2016 be removed from the website.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2023-11-24-roskomnadzor-the-roscomnadzor-is-informing.176637/

 

[Blackstar]

Joshua Conner Moon, Ooperator of the Kiwi Farms, has been destroyed by Patrick S. Tomlinson, with the power of a "No child", on the platform formerly known as Twitter

 

[S.C.U.D.]

To follow up on the previous post, it has escalated and now Null has been BLOCKED. According to professional, published author Patrick S. Tomlinson, Null's "reconning" can't come quickly enough.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Ned Luke, who portrayed Michael in GTA V, was swatted while playing the game on stream.

Post in thread 'Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/grand-theft-auto-grieving-thread.58619/post-17222738

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Former cop and hero trying to resurrect Saint George Floyd from an overdose, Derek Chauvin, got fucking shanked in prison today.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Jews continue not living up to their stereotype by patenting a pro-palastenian slogan

 

[Breadbassket]

In the USA, House Democrats have signed a letter to X demanding increased moderation and censorship of undesirables.

 

[Blackstar]

It turns out that xeeting at thousands of people calling them stalker childs isn't good for your account. Fatrick S. Tomlinson has been shadowbanned on the platform formerly known as Twitter, this might be the greatest blow dealt to him yet.