say hello to Kyle "Foreskin Police" Perez, a pyschotic homosexual from florida, who sends dick pics to his dad, death threats to his sister, and got arrested in 2022 for getting so mad about his own circumcision that he beat up his boyfriend, got arrested, and became temporarily homeless.
kyle on the train, wandering samurai, no home, no father, no destination, no foreskin
the 5 videos are some of the most dramatic things i have seen come from a lolcow in my years of peoplewatching. in case you ever wanted to be a fly on the wall for some seriously volatile family drama, then this is for you. there is straight up a 3 act structure, it's like art.
The Fediverse instance queer.af has been killed by the Taliban (the admin stated they won't be renewing the domain because .af is now controlled by the Taliban) (Fediverse Thread in PG) // (Mastodon Thread in CW)
Follow up to the Pedo Platforming MusicBizMarty - the recording of him acknowledging that he sent Grindr hook ups to BMJs.
It looks like 2024 will be the Year of the Retard Wars, boys.
There have also been whispers in Discord that MBM's orbitors are actively engaging in gayops on the farms in an attempt to cause his thread to be purged.
Unfortunate: Valve (Steam) has sent a DMCA request to Github to take down Team Fortress: Source 2, a dedicated project of porting Team Fortress to the Source 2 engine. This was found out after Github updated their transparency, and a valve report was in this. They announced this issue via Discord & Twitter. They unfortunately, have shut down.
For today's "fuck-around-and-find-out" double-feature:
1. A commentator who goes by "Jake Doolittle" made a callout video on Ethan Klein, where he claimed that Ethan had incorrectly diagnosed himself with lupus and misled fans to send support via stream donations. He also tried to push the idea that Ethan trivialized the experiences of everyday people who suffer from lupus, and that Ethan doesn't have a right to complain about healthcare because he's very privileged and thus able to afford it. This video came out right before Ethan and his crew went on Holiday break from their podcast. As they were returning, Ethan posted a photo of Jake to his instagram story, which lead to Jake posting a very panicked response as he buckled under all the criticism + hate he was receiving for his dogshit callout video:
Once the podcast episode went live, not only did Ethan and co rip apart many of Jake's flimsy claims, but they also revealed that Jake was supposedly once an H3 fan. He tried to slide into the dms of a few crew members, asking to collaborate with them, and even sent in his resume to apply for a job with them in exchange for exposure or experience. This happened after Ethan had charitably offered to give Jake $500 in the past when he wasn't paid by famous TikTok stars as the cameraman for their photoshoot, to which Jake tried asking Ethan for a job instead.
In other words, the guy's a massive clout-seeking cocksucker and had since been looking for an opportunity to get back at Ethan:
To no one's surprise, Jake took down the video during the podcast's livestream out of shame.
2. Coincidentally, right as Meat Canyon was also going on break for the Holidays, one of his (now former) editors, MsBreezy (Bree), decided to talk about their departure during a livestream.
I don't watch her videos much anymore, but I always thought MsBreezy/Kuledud3's classic gmod videos were pretty funny. At least according to the last time I checked out that channel, Breezy doesn't deny her trans status but also doesn't really bring it up that often, it's not really part of her style of humor for her videos.
As for the stream itself, Bree vents about the time spent working for Meat Canyon as an editor (specifically for the non-animated videos). Complaints ranged from deadlines being too tight to the staff being abusive toward Bree in their messages. Meanwhile, Bree admitted during the stream that they were very often drunk, juggling school + their editing job, and was not backing up the video files when their computer crashed and couldn't be recovered. Keep in mind that the job paid $800 per video, yet Bree complained about being broke and was upset that Meat Canyon's team couldn't pay for their computer's repairs or a replacement prior to the crash. After being paid for work they were supposed to do, Bree concludes that the money offered was the equivalent of hush money without signing any NDA's. Turkey Tom made two videos covering this drama, where he called out Bree for making numerous poor excuses and admitting to being a terrible employee:
Tom's video lead to a follow up and response from Bree, who claimed that the purpose of the stream was to vent about being let go and that they weren't looking to cancel Mean Canyon. This is despite the stream's thumbnail showing Bree pointing a (prop) gun to their own head right next to Meat Canyon's avatar, which would later get the stream archive removed for ToS violation.
Another channel, Oompaville, made his own video (need help archiving) to recap the stream, talk about Tom's videos, and attempt to defend his friend Meat Canyon. He would later unlist the video out of guilt for piling on, but by that point, MsBreezy wound up deleting their entire 900k+ sub channel and quitting YouTube from all the backlash received:
Followup to previous posts and attempt to organize the spread out events from last night - Music Biz Marty, youtube troll who's been investigated by the FBI for swatting Chantal and became famous for fighting Cyrax IRL, has started targeting our favorite new lolcow Bossmanjack. He has attempted to send numerous gay escorts and random guys from Grindr to Austin's house. Bossman had a really hilarious and hostile reaction to a random man showing up in his driveway without knowing anything about MBM or Grindr. This is sure to be interesting as Marty has only gone up against mentally and/or physically disabled people and will have his work cut out for him against a 6'2 rat killing crackhead.
Here is where discussion begins, marty's messages with one of the escorts, and finally the video from last night with BMJ's reaction.
Tyler Bryan Jewart, aka TygreCub the babyfur vtuber Twitch Partner obsessed with children's underwear, is going on an unhinged rant attempting to cancel a fellow furry vtuber because they offhandedly criticized providing HRT to minors.
Baby fever has hit the Beauty Parlour! No fewer than four cows on the girlboard are calving within the next month or so.
Auxiliary cow Lily Woodruff, who is in a throuple with trooncows Grace and Daniel Lavery (Joseph Lavery and Mallory Ortberg), is around six to seven months pregnant.
Finally, the Grande Bitch of the Beauty Parlour, Yonah (Rebecca, Becky) Gerber, is a warrior nonbinary something-or-other as she faces her second day of hospital labor. Both of her husbands have tested positive for covid. The baby is a girl named Hannah, but of course Hannah is always free to proclaim her correct gender at any time.
Beatboxer and Kid’s Youtuber VerbalAse commissioned a animated music video where Charlie Morningstar (a character from the internet series Hazbin Hotel) sexually assaults him. It cost 50k, bankrupted him, and killed his channel.
As an addendum to the above post, Vivziepop, the creator of Hazbin Hotel (and a lolcow in her own right who probably deserves a thread at some point due to her whiney teenager behavior and inability to take criticism, among other things) has been confirmed to have watched the video, and gave the following reaction:
(Keep in mind that she was the creator of the immensely popular furry character “Loona”, and as such has doubtlessly seen her fair share of depraved shit, so her reaction to this is notable)
It should also be noted that the creator of the video was responsible for the “Thanos Beatboxing” video/meme that was popular a couple years back.
Jimmy, the guy who was kicked off of Fishtank, was briefly let back onto the show. This was after the girl who he had almost assaulted had left. He was allowed back with two bodyguards around him to make sure he didn't attack anyone. He imminently began beefing with one of the other popular contestants, Tj. For context Tj has had a rule 34 account linked to him with a bunch of weird comments about horse cock and incest. Despite this, he has become one of the more popular contestants by undergoing a self-improvement arc throughout the show. Tj challenged him to boxing match but Jimmy moped around saying he didn't want to do it or he would "break the rules". During the fight, Jimmy fought extremely dirty by kicking, tackling, and even punching Tj in the balls. Despite this, Jimmy got gassed out and quit the entire show like a bitch. Sam then raged at Jimmy, telling him that he was supposed to make the show intresting but failed.
