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[Dire Dire Cocks]

Jackie Singh had a meltdown over Josh’s recent press statement about the Litigation Fund.

In this meltdown, she has said that she feels that certain types of speech “matter less than others” and therefore should be censored.

She also says that people should harass companies who host websites with speech she doesn’t like until they stop hosting said websites.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

To explain this, I'm going to have to give a bit of context. Around 4 months ago, the Jupiter the Hybrid thread was created. TL;DR is that he's a fat autistic pedophile who believes he's half demon/half werewolf/half vampire. He had a certain YouTuber named "Linda Binda" (a faggot who LARPs as a woman character on TikTok) string him along for multiple episodes on his YouTube channel trying to get him to admit to illegal shit he's done. After releasing 8 episodes, Jupiter had finally realized Linda was NOT a TRUE and HONEST woman, but in fact, a dirty stinkin' troll.

Editor's Note: Before realizing Jupiter got trolled, he actually believed Linda was a woman who was trying to bang him.

Now, why am I telling you all of this? Due to a mix of Jupiter's accounts constantly getting taken down/reported/not being active, there hasn't been a lot of milk coming from him. However, recently, he has gone on a MONTH-LONG SPERG on how he's totally not a pedophile, he found Jesus, and will use his demon powers to kill all the "trolls" that called him a pedophile. His stance on being high on nicotine is still going strong and continues to blame the minors he has sexted.

 

[Axiom.]

Elaine went on the "Internet influencer spelling bee" and lost in the first round and Jesse of Podawful won that made Elaine sperg out and say she will kill him and then kill herself

After years of saying swatting threats, defending pedophiles and aligning with a pedophile ring

Caused Xitter to finally delete her account and now lost her empire



Have fun, trollcow

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

On February 6th CS2 received a new major update, and one of the new features introduced was the ability for complete sticker customization on your skins. This sparked a new sense of creativity in the CS2 community, and has resulted in players spelling out words like "NIGGER" and "FAGGOT", making dick shapes, and other wonderful sticker combos for the eyes to see.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

Jack Scalfani troll and fellow food YouTuber Rob Milanowski tricked Jack into uploading a fan-submitted restaurant review by Rob of Hungry Jack's (Australian Burger King) on his Jack on the Go channel. Throughout the video, Rob makes fun of Jack's shitty restaurant reviews, which focus exclusively on the amount of food given, the price of said food, and whether or not the menus have pictures. Rob also pokes fun at Jack's sloppy eating habits, shoving half the burger in his mouth and eating the burger like a taco.

Jack is completely oblivious to the trolling and thinks this video is 100% sincere, warning trolls not to go after Rob.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jack-r...ck-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-17677764

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

kiwifarms.us is re-opened as a new top-level domain for the Kiwi Farms.
It is planned to become the new primary domain.

Small update on that front:

.US is on a clientHold, I think by 1api. I was expecting the registrar to be something else and when I noticed it wasn't I didn't move us over for that reason. I'll have to talk to them, but it's .ST for now.

 

[Shush]

Nick Rekieta received a superchat about the Vic case hidden in a bank hypothetical, likely because Nick has refused to acknowledge the case. Enhanced clip from thread:

This appears to be his only comment on the case since Vic was re-ordered to pay almost $400,000.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russell Greer, one of the targets of Null's crowdfunding, found out about it, and wrote a whiny complaint to the court about it. It is available here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/greer-v-moon-no-20-cv-00647-d-utah-sep-16-2020.174285/post-17683880

 

[ASeabear8952]

Wil Wheaton sperged out on Facebook over Larry David strangling Elmo on live TV.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wil-wheaton-felicia-day.38004/post-17682847

 

[notorietus]

Patrick Tomlinson has had another article released on him by The Independent. In this article, he is called the “most swatted man of America”. OnaForums is mentioned in this article.

Discuss: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-17683745

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick Rekieta received a superchat about the Vic case hidden in a bank hypothetical, likely because Nick has refused to acknowledge the case. Enhanced clip from thread:

As an addendum/update to the above, Nick Rekieta was finally shamed into discussing the latest development in the Vic case on his show last night.

Nick claimed "I don't know anything about the case anymore" and described the order to pay $376,592.93 as "not much".

After responding sarcastically (quoted above) to someone who brought up how much Vic was ordered to pay on Monday night, on his show last night, his next show after cancelling the Tuesday one), he finally responded to someone directly asking in the chat.

Nick summarizes what happened: "If you really want to talk about the order for Vic to pay, there you go: there's a judgment, and now he's ordered to pay, not much."

Nick adds: "I don't know anything about the case anymore."

He has not been keeping up, but he heard about the order because he did see people talking about it on places like Twitter.

Link to discussion in Nick Rekieta thread

In other news related to the Vic case: Jamie Marchi, one of the people sued by Vic and who was also owed attorney fees (separate from the $376,592.93) has announced that "after reaching a mutual agreement, it's finally over", calling her attorney a "badass".


Link to discussion in lawsuit thread

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Now, why am I telling you all of this? Due to a mix of Jupiter's accounts constantly getting taken down/reported/not being active, there hasn't been a lot of milk coming from him. However, recently, he has gone on a MONTH-LONG SPERG on how he's totally not a pedophile, he found Jesus, and will use his demon powers to kill all the "trolls" that called him a pedophile. His stance on being high on nicotine is still going strong and continues to blame the minors he has sexted.

Slight update to this; I've decided to use my autism to research Linda Binda. Nobody who follows Jupiter wants to document the main person who makes videos of him, I'll be the dipshit to do it. I don't use Discord at all but I'll be damned if I leave a stone unturned.

Linda has his own Discord server that is FILLED with minors and adults who are in their late 30s.

Spoiler

Linda charges either $13-$20/month for special access to a stupid Discord channel he runs


Linda's fans are mostly fat middle-aged white women who take pride in personally taking down Jupiter's livestreams and causing as much harm as they can via the Internet

Stay tuned for more autistic updates on the thread.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Ralph ragequit/was kicked off a spelling bee stream run by Salvo Pancakes after being prohibited from writing down his words before spelling them out verbally and going on to fail to spell the word "entrepreneur", appearing to try to get Salvo's YouTube account banned. Link to clips

Ralph then flipped out on Twitter about it and proposed hosting an alternate "uncensored gameshow" with Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi on the website Robotstreamer,

Spoiler: Screenshot

Ralph's new argument is that Scripps spelling bee rules indicate that he should have been allowed to write down the words first because he has "special needs".


Link to post

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

On April 2nd 2024, anime streaming service Funimation after over 8 years will be no more.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

A trailer for a new Knuckles the Echidna show dropped and feature characters reminiscent of a certain Archie Comic writing rage faggot.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Hollie Dance is now behind a national campaign to spread even more awareness to her false narrative about her son's suicide being because of TikTok.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

The 2-hour Tucker Carlson-Vladimir Putin Interview just Qdropped.

Discuss here. Or in any of the Ukrosperging threads of your choice.

 

[tehpope]

Back in late 2022, lawyers representing Joe Biden reveled they found classified docs in an office space of his. And then more were found at his home. There was an investigation into this and the findings were revealed today. The main takeaways are they will not be bringing charges against Joe. Mainly because if it did go to trial, Biden's lawyers would portray him as a "sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory".

During the investigation, they interviewed Biden for around 5 hours. Some remarks from those interviews include:


This is coming off of Joe saying he spoke with two dead politicians back when he first became President at his first G7 conference. Those being French president François Mitterrand, who died in 1996 and left office in 1995. Another being German Chancellor Helmut Kohl, who died in 2017 and left office in 1998.

For some reason, his handlers dragged him out at 7pm EST to do an impromptu speech. It was only around 12 minutes but might have cost him the election. It was supposed to show that Biden is mentally sound, but did the opposite. Highlights include forgetting the name of the rosary he wears in memory of his son Beau after stating that he hasn’t forgotten when his son passed away. Near the end, as reporters ask him questions, he confuses Egypt for Mexico and calls the Prime Minister President.

Some democrats are freaking out while others are waking up to the fact that Biden is an "elderly man with a poor memory".

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-17685799 - report released
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-17687479 - press conference started

 

[Harm]

After failing to cancel Steven "Destiny" Bonnell in 2023, Max Karson aka mrgirl has become psychotically obsessed with black holes and has become an unironic armchair physicist. He has given up on all his projects in order to produce a documentary about astrophysics despite having no formal education in the subject. He has not taken the criticisms very well.

He has also become psychotically obsessed with blackface and has become an unironic CGI blackface rapper who exists to stoke racial tensions.

Yo, I won a million dollars in reparations
Daily apologies, demonstrations
Give me all your money or you're racist
My CashApp is "Big Ass Nigger Dick" with no spaces

 

[Bixby Snyder]

KingCobraJFS might actually have a chance of ending his dry spell. A mentally ill ‘fan girl’ who goes by the name NakedAndLaughibg has claimed to have bought a ticket to come visit the dirty boglim in his lair for some sexy times.

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