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[lindsayfan]

the remaining functional 40% of stroked-out youtube meme chef Jack Scalfani has completed building his majestic mid-tennessee mcmansion and surprise surprise, it looks like shit!

Planned Dream Home:

Actual Waking-Nightmare Barn:


the QUESTION is: is anykiwi familiar enough with contemporary u.s. building practices (esp. those a gullible-yet-cheapskate type like jack would be working with) to provide an in-depth analysis of this slapped-together khaki monstrosity?

the thread awaits your insight!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A Kiwi discovered that, back in February, Russell Greer tried to convince Esmerelda County's board of county commissioners to open a brothel. It did not go well for him. Hilariously, in the meeting minutes, Russell's part begins on page 6.

 

[GaryGray]

Riley and Mint Salad once again travel to Dallas to try and fuck with Eric July…by hanging outside the building of a meetup of Rippaverse fans and staring in the windows.

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He’s been arrested! I don’t think you get out of jail on Sundays but maybe things have changed lol.

https://x.com/kinocopter/status/1799638152954642652?s=46

@Null

Riley, one of Dick Masterson's fat gimps, may have been arrested while trying to stalk local successful entrepreneur Eric July at an event for his comic. Riley is too pathetic to have his own thread so conversation surrounding this is happening in Dick's thread here.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

There is some major drama going on in the Genshin Impact community after Genshin content creators Atsu/AsianGuySteam released a 34 page document stating that false allegations made by a number of other Genshin content creators have destroyed his career, ruined his marriage, and drove him to attempt suicide three times since February. The document accuses dozens of content creators of pushing these false narratives for clout. Most notable among these content creators are Asmongold and Mutahar from SomeOrdinaryGamers, who both invited Genshin streamer and dramacow Tectone onto their streams and unquestionably pushed his narrative that Atsu was preventing certain content creators he didn't like from getting contracts.

The Google document containing these allegations is currently sitting at over three million views after only five hours.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Hdo7XgkVdHgFbB3MDTfbNE5B8FHf6INt-boR8h0nl4A/preview#
https://archive.ph/AbVAx

A better summary of the drama can be found in the Genshin Impact Fandom thread here.

 

[Morta Della]

IP2 is celebrating after hated streamer SJC finally got his comeuppance after years of being a complete scumbag. He tried to jump a smaller guy and got the shit kicked out of him.

 

[Relinquish]

A British man Lord Miles, who became famous after making a trip to Afghanistan during the Fall of Kabul and being held hostage by the Taliban for 8 months, is investigating the "paranormal goblin activity" in Zimbabwe.

TLDR:

• Miles finds a news story about a Zimbabwe female goblins harassing police officers during a night at a police station, which forced police officers to abandon the station
• Decides to make a trip to investigate the "goblin situation"
• Finds out that goblins have been raping women and men for a long time
• Goblins lore details that goblins are spirit demons who belong to someone in the village, usually a wizard or witch, who keeps them like pets and then they either become too unruly and terrorise the village, or they are unleashed on the village because they are too high maintenance.
• The village has to usually come together for a meeting to encourage the unknown goblin owner to get their goblin under control and do rituals to force the goblins out
• Miles decides to stay overnight in the abandoned police station to witness the goblin activity himself, worrying the villagers of Zimbabwe
• After witnessing the goblin activity (the xeet above), he finds out who the goblin leader is. "Goblin Chief" is an elderly drunkard of the village whose commanding Goblins in a plot to delay the opening of the village medical clinic project, ensuring additional gov funding which he will profit from
• Villagers were too afraid of communicating with him so they had to send their minister designated with dealing with tribal witchcraft affairs
• Miles managed to ensure his safety by giving "Goblin Chief" cigarettes and a loaf of bread
• Miles promised to upload the video evidence of goblin activity

Discuss: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/britis...hanistan-since-march-6th.156384/post-18559272

 

[Mouse Cop]

The American College of Pediatricians has issued a statement condemning childhood sex transitioning.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ameri...nt-condemning-child-gender-transition.193121/

 

[Nigga Bullshit]

Update: After hours of responding to the farms in real time on Xitter, Ruben Sims biggest fan and My Little Pony porn addict @Peppermint Swirl has been unbanned and has returned to the Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome thread to white knight for BlueFolf and JerseyFurry.

@Peppermint Swirl has been identified by the Sharty as 23-year-old William T. Cannon:

 

[AltisticRight]

Guess who's not having a good day?

Dax Harerra, who is known as Dick Masterson, who dresses up as a female cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the ass, is having a really rough day today.
If you had any doubts on the justification of Riley's arrest, look no further.
Riley was likely harassing people going to Eric July's event. The staff told him to leave, he refused, so they called the police.

Juju is now responding to virtually every discussion of this arrest with impotent pubescent seething.
He accused Eric July of being a fake Ancap because security called the police. Eric July didn't even know Riley was there.


He's busy finding posts of random people visiting the venue and having fun to comment on their looks and weight, insulting people's wives and daughters for no reason other than them having a good time with Black comic man.
Unhinged behaviour.

He's totally mad and completely buck broken.
This is what Daxipad looks like.

Fat sweaty pig.

 

[Harm]

Gabriel Rodea, storyboard artist for Disney Television Animation, has been spending days on Twitter incessantly bragging about their latest contribution to children's animation: Drawing a child with a sexualized bubble butt.

 

[Sprate Header]

Pro-Nick Fuentes livestreamer Jon Zherka (alongside HeelMike, another streamer) have been permabanned from Kick for soliciting a minor:

 

[Musashi's Son]

JuJu The Cow's pet gimp Riley Dalton Mix is currently in custody in Denton County and it has been revealed that he is 230 pounds.
(Discuss Here)

 

[HarveyMCR]

The French, German, and Austrian electorates have overwhelmingly voted far right candidates to the European Parliament. In response, Macron has called snap elections to reorganize the French National Assembly.

Discuss here

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

User @Burd Turglar needs your help rescuing a SQUISHED and SMOOSHED dog (it’s a Pug). Interested users apply within.

 

[Seafarer]

Riley update: his mugshot has been released.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Ursula Haverbeck, a 95-year-old woman, is once again standing trial in Germany for the crime of questioning the Holocaust.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/on-tri...arged-for-holocaust-denial-in-germany.193163/

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Recently, in the Munchausen's by Internet thread, an adult baby/watersports enthusiast/clit torture masochist/medical fetishist named Rose Merrill has been profiled:

Rose Merrill / thefairygrandmother / rosethrives has been selling fetish content for years and her accounts were just found. I normally don’t post this kind of update but she’s getting innocent people to play into her fetishes in public and send her gifts to fulfill it by hiding behind a thin veneer of wholesomeness. She’s also involving actual children by posting this content on places like Tiktok where her audience skews very young and gullible. They seem to be taken in by her collections of toys and frilly dresses, unaware that this is making her horny.

In response, she has made an account to answer her critics:

I know I'm weird. I know that. But I'll try to do better. Attached is the only time I'm going to share my actual notes and everything but the diagnosis code is cut out. Technically I was antibody positive, so I have a lot of questions for my doctor if possibly it's both genetic and autoimmune?

I'll happily answer more questions for the next 24 hours and then I'm logging out and never looking back.

 

[Breadbassket]

A post went up on Twitter showing a booth selling Sonichu medallions and Chris Chan-style merchandise has been spotted at a pop culture convention. As of this moment it has been seen nearly 3 million times.



It should be noted that the people operating this booth aren't at all affiliated with CWC.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

The Tranny Tech Overlords of Spokane, Washington, have programmed e-scooters to shut down while crossing Gay Pride crosswalks.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Are you tired of Jim Sterling's skits?
Are you sick of being told Capitalism is bad?
Are you outright done with listening to a Brit convince you his tits are true and honest?
Do you think Jim is/was capable of making good points but he's too much of a spiteful, bigoted, terminally-online Twitter weirdo to live up to that capacity?
If you said yes to any of these, then don't worry.

Gloria [The Glorious] From Pokemon Sword (and Shield) Presents:
THE JIMLESS JIMQUISITION
with your host: not Jim Sterling
Today's Glorified Recap: Jim Sterling's Loss Of Relevance​

For starters, Jimbo has finally fallen to 750K Subs (a few years ago, he was above 900K and on his way to 1 Million). What's interesting is that the sub-loss has definately slowed down but still hasn't stopped. There's been fun speculation as to what has or hasn't been contributing to it, but the best [autistic] detectives over in his thread [yours truly included] have yet to reach a wide consensus. Debate rages on once a week if he'll actually hit the below 700K, if he'll have antoher "I'm Not Owned" holiday special to go along with it, and if it'll be as good as the first one or as boring as the last one.

But wait, that's not all!

This weekend saw The Game Awards (AKA Geoff Keighley's ME3) and in it saw YongYea be highlighted by Geoff for his voice work in the game industry as well as a role in the upcoming Inside Out 2. While Jim Sterling can brag about his literally gay wrestling (that's not even a joke, it being LGTB and Wrestling are the events' only real characteristics), someone who simply has repeats news articles and avoids saying the stupidest things in public managed to make it into big-budget productions while Jim never made it beyond indie-games for his acting and writing. And given YongYea's criticisms of the industry and AAA's love of diversity, it really makes you wonder what stopped Jim from "making it" so to speak.

But speaking of that event, it was pretty bad, with Concord especially earning ire as a symbol of everything people are sick of in modern Vidya. A perfect topic for Jim. So naturally he talks about topics that are two weeks old instead. But do you know who made a timely video? Arlo. The Nintendo Muppet himself. He made a video on Concord and how it was perfect summation of what's wrong with the industry at large. It was a better Jimquisition than any Jim Episode in the past 5-6 years if you ask me, even if that's not a high bar.

None of these are by themselves newsworthy or community happenings worth. But within a few days, a perfect storm of small events perfectly highlights how irrelevant Jim has gotten. I can't decide if it's sad or funny, but please be sure to stop on by the thread. Maybe even favor it. We talk about video games a lot in there, and I'm looking forward to if Mario Hoops 3-On-3 was a good game or not come Wednesday. Because yes, Jim is so irrelevant that even his own thread gets bored of him and talks about 20+ year-old games instead.