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Patrick Melton of "Nobody Likes Onions", the Vito Gesualdi to Rekieta's Dick Masterson (JuJu the Cow), is hinting at taking legal action against Aaron Imholte for "falsely accusing him of harassing Imholte's kids" after Melton made several sexualized "jokes" about Imholte's ten year old daughter, despite multiple relatives of said child asking him to stop.

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Will this development cause Melton to take a step back and consider maybe not talking about ten year old girl's "cupholder"? Well...

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@Osama Bin Laden has taken the time to investigate the founders of the NovaOnline wiki and the people who orbit TNF's (The Nova Files) Discord server.

  • The owner of the NovaOnline Wiki is a furfag tranny that makes TF2 videos.
  • The former owner of NoW, Jackson Martin, is an underaged musician who got doxed by NoW.
  • liquidjuno, also known as Junobitez is a 21-year-old furfag that drew boykisser art.
  • An admin named Zilla is posting black men twerking to his Discord server with minors.
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Somebody leaked Nova being active in a Discord fetish server.
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Oh, and Mr. Based (WorldofTShirts wrangler) wants to join the Novaverse. (It's a fake account.)
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In case you're living under a rock. a historic moment in American spaceflight took place Sunday, October 13, 2024 when SpaceX successfully caught their Starship booster, measuring 232ft tall x 30 ft wide, with the giant metal arms of the launch tower on THE FIRST TRY!

Discuss here
Lolcow Thunderf00t copes and seeths over the success of the rocket.



TO THE MOON AND MARS!
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A noteworthy correction on some of Pokemon leaks popped up on Twitter. Discuss here.
Short version:
Yuu Nakatsui, the supposed female author of some fucked up mythology in the leaks, does not exist.
The translation for the Typhlosion story was way off the mark. Machine translation fucked up royally, basically.
As you may have noticed, there isn't any explicit sex or disturbing imagery, as the birth happens from one day to another. It isn't any more erotic than any old tale you'd find in the Bible. The machine-translation made it look like it was about rape, and the word just got out
The leaks won't be 100% reliable until we can properly translate them
Penguinz0 had already made a video about the initial leaks, as did other youtubers, using the bad translation :story:
 
It's been suspected that known Stallman a-log and Internet Tough Guy known as Drew DeVault was the author of the "Stallman Report":
Crossposting evidence that Drew may be the one behind the "Stallman Report":
Bryan Lunduke even made a video about this information (which first originated on 4chan).


But the real smoking gun has been discovered: Drew had a draft url of the document under his domain from a month ago, and it's been archived.

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100% confirmed.

Discuss in Drew's thread
Discuss in open source thread
 
Following Kamala's disastrous appearance on Fox News and the release of early voter polling data from Georgia, Trump is dominating the speculative betting markets - trading at a near a two-thirds likelihood of winning the Presidency in November.

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This is up from a relative low of 44% of winning the election just 8 weeks prior

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Discuss here
 
X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, will be making changes to the way the block function works. Public posts will now be viewable by blocked users, but cannot be responded to.

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Additionally, X has amended the terms and conditions in which starting November 11th, 2024, X will be utilizing all user-submitted content to assist in Grok ai machine-learning. This includes media such as artwork, memes, and copyrighted material like video game screenshots or footage. Users were previously given the option to opt-out.

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Discuss Here
 
potentially bad news for all you SuperKiller fans out there, Self-admitted paedophile Vito Gesualdi (cohost of Dax Herrera a man who likes to dress up as a cow called juju the cow and get fuck in the ass) has posted on twitter that he has spent all the money and it's never going to see a printer shortly before locking down his twitter.

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is this just another one of his "jokes" or did he really blow $118k without sending out a single book? time will tell.

discuss in the CG thread here
discuss in the vito thread here
 
Snackie Singer, pissed that some other dumbass pajeet broad is getting all the intention, has decided to faildox an asian man.

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Jackie is having an episode again, accusing this guy Joohn Choe of having a "lapsed law degree" (those who are good at OSINT will know what that means, allegedly. Or those suffering from schizophrenia).

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Apparently her claim is based on googling and finding some random Asian guy with the same name.

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Joohn Choe does not have a law degree. Not because it's lapsed, but because he's not a lawyer.

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People are confused.

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Meanwhile, in Schizo Land:

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Well, he is having none of it, and autistically goes through it point by point:


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I hope he learns not just about her GNAA days, but what happened with Torswats.
 
Big week for chess drama.

17 year old Grandmaster Christopher Yoo has been kicked out of the US Chess Championship and banned from the prestigious St Louis Chess Club.
Yoo lost a completely winning game against world #2 Fabiano Caruana, throwing him into a fit of rage during which he crumpled his scoresheet and assaulted a female videographer from behind.
Yoo won a material advantage in a sharp opening and had an enormous time advantage, but due to poor play he allowed Fabiano's strong bishop pair to dominate the open board and mate his King.

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While the crumpling of sheets may be seen at around 1:30, the nature of the assault remains a mystery:


World #69 (nice) Kirill Shevchenko was expelled from a tournament in Spain after being accused of using a phone in the toilets during his two games. This is potentially quite serious as two of the only three GM title revocations in history involved this exact thing. Naturally Kramnik is doing a victory lap on Twitter since he recently accused Shevchenko of cheating in Titled Tuesday, while ignoring the fact he accuses basically everyone of cheating. Broken clocks etc.

Lastly, speak of the devil, former world chess champion Kramnik has also accused chess coach, professional player and streamer Daniel Naroditsky of Elo Farming (i.e. crushing weaker players and drawing against your peers to inflate your own rating) and suspicious play. GM Eric Hansen seems to agree with the former, although it does not cross the line of cheating nor is it specially egregious. Kramnik has also challenged Danya to a 50k match, for him to prove his real strentgh.

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Chris has been charged with 4th degree assault:https://archive.is/4KVCE
The police were called to the incident. A spokesperson with the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department confirmed that a 17-year-old was charged with fourth-degree assault. Police said he struck a 24-year-old woman in the back with his fist. He was released to a parent, and the matter would be handled in juvenile courts.
Before this came out there was a lot of speculation online about what "struck" meant with a lot of people speculating it was some sort of aggressive shoulder check/push. People also speculated that the videographer may have been getting on his nerves to warrant this. Eventually Chris Bird, the arbiter who kicked him out weighed in on Twitter:
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There is footage of the incident, Levon claims to have seen it and backs up Chris Bird's account that Yoo apparently hit a random woman for no reason:
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Discuss these blunders in this thread, and many thanks to East_Clintwood for the paragraphs I borrowed.
 
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