Community Feature Submissions - Read OP before replying or you will be threadbanned.

[Osama Bin Laden]

Mr. Beast's Chris Tyson private investigation has finally ended, and they have cleared themselves of any wrongdoing.


LavaGS (The underaged victim) responded.


Except for a couple of employees getting fired.

Investigators only identified “several isolated instances of workplace harassment and misconduct,” according to a two-page letter sent Friday by Alex Spiro, a trial lawyer who led the investigation by white-shoe law firm Quinn Emanuel Urquhart & Sullivan and whose clients have included Jay-Z and Elon Musk.

The nearly three-month probe concluded that there was no basis behind allegations that MrBeast team members committed sexual misconduct or “knowingly” employed people with “proclivities or histories towards illegal or questionable legal conduct.”

 

[D_Tractor]

Chris Chan's car was just spotted at a Wendy's in Lynchburg VA

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-19714065

 

[Pizdec]

Twitch’s CEO, in response to all of the political controversies and leaks stacking up higher and higher, has put his foot down. Starting soon, politics and LGBTQIAP+ are being quarantined content classified under strict guidelines, likely to reduce or completely omit any non-sponsored ads.

 

[AltisticRight]

IT'S OVER: Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law is NO LONGER AUTHORIZED to practice law in the state of Minnesota due to non-payment of fees!

It's OVER, OVER, OVER!

Rekieta Law LLC has been defunct for over a year.


Rekieta Media LLC has been defunct for some time as well, likely at least a month.


Brianna Wu now demands a refund.

Archive

 

[D_Tractor]

Nakedandlaughing (Jessica Boyle) went on livestream and called Casper police alleging Kingcobrajfs threatened her. She also claims that Alex "Warlord" Campbell performed oral sex on him.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-19716104

 

[notorietus]

fallenchungus has sold his Twitter/X account and got scammed, the scammer then changing the email to have full access which logged him out and now is urging his followers to mass report the account. He is also having a huge breakdown and is banning people in his discord.

Update: Since him selling it for $500, refunding it back and then taking full control of the account and the original email of fallenchungus, the scammer made more tweets skinwalking as him with more popularity. The scammer then revealed the direct messages and bookmarks were revealed him favoriting vore and pizza tower porn, then direct messaging people that "we won't have to deal with him anymore, you guys are free now." The real fallenchungus has made a post on Kiwifarms saying he's been watching the thread and is at rock bottom and wants this saga to end.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan Oliver Ralph devised a plan to permanently heal him from all of his mental and medical-related woes.
He wants to consult a chiropractor.
In Mexico.

Spoiler: What is a chiro?

Basically it's a form of quack medicine (or alternative medicine if you're a retard) that assumes most medical and behavioral issues stem from the mechanical misalignment of joints. To exaggerate, they think massaging a blind person's nose can make them see again. I kid you not.
They do spine and neck manipulations with their stupid devices, and have killed people.
The field isn't regulated, there is no proper standard, safeguarding, certification processes and so on. At best, the gullible quack believer will get someone that won't cause adverse affects to their health.
http://whatstheharm.net/chiropractic.html

He spent the bulk of his show coping and seething at Sektur Chat who wasn't buying his retarded medical plans and actually giving him sound advice. He thought it was trolling.

 

[Spunt]

The UK Conservative party has elected Kemi Badenoch as their new leader.

Kemi's policy agenda includes:
- Fuck troons
- Fuck the WEF
- Fuck the EU
- Fuck identity politics
- Less immigration
- Thatcher was great
- Socialism is evil
- Toning down the UK's Police State
- The Tory party should "Stop acting like Labour"

She is not a professional politician, having carved out a career as an engineer before entering politics. She has degrees in both software engineering and Law, meaning that she actually understands the internet (and is rumoured to be a former /b/tard). Her father was a GP and her mother was a professor of Physiology, meaning that she does not come from the WEF-endorsed elites that every PM since Tony Blair has.

So why are are the regulars of the UK politics megathread losing their collective minds and acting as if her appointment is the worst thing to happen to Britain since the plague?

Spoiler: Hint: She looks like this

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

A massive flooding has hit the city of Valencia, Spain as a result of extreme rainfall (also known as cold drop) on the 30th of October. The death toll is currently at 211 and there have been reports of rioting and looting in the affected areas. There was no response from the central goverment until today, when the Spanish PM, Pedro Sánchez, ordered the dispatch of 5,000 troops and 5,000 police officers and civil guards (Guardia Civil in spanish, the country's military police), the King of Spain, Felipe VI, has also sent the Royal Guard to assist with the efforts since the start of the event.

Spoiler: More footage of the flood

Mud-covered streets after the flooding


A flooded tunnel

Discuss in Happenings
Post updates on A&N

 

[Breadbassket]

An orphaned squirrel that later became a social media star was seized by state authorities after spending 7 years in its owner's home. The reason for this apparently had to do with anonymous complaints about "unlawfully possessed" animals.



The animal was later euthanized in order to test it for rabies.

 

[Syzyg]

An investigation into an Italian intelligence firm has evolved into a clusterfuck, with both Israel and the Vatican alleged to have sought information on Russian targets.

 

[geckogoy]

Join us today on space station 13! (Saturday, 6PM EDT)

 

[AltisticRight]

Catboy Chatdump Pt. 2!!

A second wave of private chatgroup messages featuring many Groyper Generals and members of Nicholas Fuentes' inner circle dropped.
Pt. 1 can be found here: Community post for Part 1.

Time range: January 9, 2021 to May 16, 2022.
The .txt dump is over 70MB.

The messages are about as normal as you'd expect.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

Update to this community post
This is a little late but I still think you'll like it.

It is no longer illegal for UK police to kill bad guys!

TLDR: A police officer shot some nigger wanted for murder, after said nigger tried to run people over with his car. This police officer was tried on the whims of DEI hires and found not guilty, resulting in a chimp-out of moderate proportions.

Thread here

Spoiler: Full(ish) story

On October 22nd, a police officer accused of shooting an unarmed black man, Chris Kaba, was found not guilty of murder (or any other wrongdoing). Some BLM protester and the usual suspects to whine about how unfair it is for those innocent engineers who dindu nuffin wrong.

The problem? Chris Kaba was, quite frankly, the steriotypical nigger that those racist kiwi farms chuds imagine. He was wanted for shooting someone in a nightclub days earlier. On top of that he his pregnant ex gf had a restraining order against him. When cops boxed his car in after a car chase, he tried to ram his way out, no doubt upset that he would not be able to hand in his thesis on astrophysics on time.

Having been a proud alumni of Nigger University, he was probably anxious about being sent back, having spent most of his teen years in and out of the facility given his life long history of culturally enriching his local council estate.

So of course all of this makes him a BLM matyr. Many anti racism groups lamenting the passing of this future doctor, and condemning the officers for trying to shoot this violent criminal. You see, because Kaba had no gun with him, this meant he was no threat whatsoever.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The Ricky Berwick Mother drama seemingly has a happy ending, as Ricky finds a place to stay and friends to help him move in.


Context; Ricky had tweeted that his mother was abusing him and didn't have much say due to her being his power of attorney. Many people had debated the legitimacy of this, but a third-party friend came out to tell everyone that this was TRUE and HONEST.

 

[Breadbassket]

A massive flooding has hit the city of Valencia, Spain as a result of extreme rainfall (also known as cold drop) on the 30th of October. The death toll is currently at 211 and there have been reports of rioting and looting in the affected areas. There was no response from the central goverment until today, when the Spanish PM, Pedro Sánchez, ordered the dispatch of 5,000 troops and 5,000 police officers and civil guards (Guardia Civil in spanish, the country's military police), the King of Spain, Felipe VI, has also sent the Royal Guard to assist with the efforts since the start of the event.

The King of Spain, Felipe VI, his wife, and the prime minister visited one of the most devastated flood affected towns. Local residents threw mud and hurled insults at them.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

3 days ago, FouseyTube was banned from Kick for assaulting his manager.

After, Kick's CEO, Ed Craven, confirmed that it was a permaban. Fousey responded by saying he was going to kill himself live on stream.

As of now, Fousey is taking it well, by threatening to murder people and fuck their wives.

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

Andy Ngo has commented on Chris-Chan endorsing Kamala Harris for president.

 

[Telvanni]

You know how many times you roll your eyes watching some White kid floss in public or some other dumb dance from Fortnite?
Get ready because they're adding the Crip Walk/C-Walk!

To those who never went to an intercity public school or aren't American, you're basically flagging yourself to IRL PvP if you do this dance in front of a non Crip gang member, especially a Bloods.

Twitter Source

https://archive.ph/Kkpe8

Fortnite KF Thread

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

After a few weeks of speculation, Everyone's favorite balding pothead trihard streamer, Bathrobe Dwane, is back on Youtube with a new video about Fashion Tik Toks. At the beginning of the Video, Dwane confirms that his mother, who has been suffering from MS, has conquered the disease and is now MS-free, which was likely the reason why Dwane had been gone for such a while.

Will Dwane return to streaming on Kick and Youtube and become the subject of rapid N-bombs, earrape, and shocker videos again? Or will Dwane continue to be a no-content Andy and continue focusing on this content?
Discuss here.