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For those unaware of this galaxybrain, he has progressively acted stranger and less coherent over the lifetime of his thread, come check it out.
Supposedly his videos contain an admission that he has taken Ayahuasca which has become known in the software developer world to turbofry normies brains: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/whatifalthist-rudyard-lynch.174154/post-20172000

Below is the meme image that circulates whenever someone like this goes off the deep end and Ayahuasca seems to be more commonly involved in cases like these nowadays.

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It has also been theorized that Luigi Mangione (the NYC health insurance CEO killer) may have taken Ayahuasca before disappearing off the face of the planet for several months only to resurface and shoot a CEO in the middle of NYC.
 
In relation to all the recent news about the Whatifalthist (Rudyard Lynch), he has released yet another autobiographical video, this one is 4 hours long.


Just about 12 hours after his schizo videos began, Rudyard Lynch is already trying to walk back on his videos and tries to pull a 'I'm only pretending to be retarded'.
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WhatIfAltHist, Rudyard William Lynch, notably in the midst of a schizoid manic episode where he is constantly talking about severe suicidal tendencies and other insane ramblings HAS A FUCKING GUN.
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He pulls out a gun, idk if thats been mentioned yet, 3:39:26. He is definitely at risk of hurting himself, the fact that he has access to a firearm is bad news.

BUT WAIT!
It's all a joke bro!
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Those around eleven hours of pure schizobabble was just a story bro. Don't worry about it he loves God.
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While most of us were celebrating Christ, X has been occupied by discussion all day after America's favourite African, Elon Musk (and his lapdogs) have made it clear his allegiances to India first after Indian Frankenstien (Sriram Krishna, known Harris donor and non-Trump donor) was added to Trump's cabinet, leading "H1B" and "White People" to trend.
Supposedly Elon J. Musk is unverifying Twitter accounts and organizations that disagree with him: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/post-20172607

Do note that this is something users can trigger themselves by changing their avatar or username so may just be users doing a gayop to make Musk look bad because they're having a homosexual slapfight with him: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/post-20172862

Update: Elon has basically confirmed that accounts are being classed as "spam" for "coordinated mute attacks": https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/post-20172968
 
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Brutal Half Life has been updated, it originally released in 2015 to meager success only to gain a cult following and further bug fixes and updates adding onto it, today it sees it's 3rd version release after being teased for about a year. Author claims it will receive more changes and updates in the future. Link to Post.
 
Jeremy Charles Dewitte, serial police impersonator, was sentenced to 7 years in prison for "failure to register new motor vehicle registration information as a past sexual offender." The maximum for this is normally 5 years, but the judge went above and beyond owing to Dewitte's extensive criminal history. Jeremy is going away for a long time.
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This happened in November but was only learned of by Kiwis yesterday. Discuss in his thread.
 
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In his latest episode released today, Jewish comedian/podcaster Adam Friedland discussed the arrest of Nick Rekieta for felony cocaine possession alongside his podcast guest Brace Belden, who says that Nick Rekieta "was giving bumps to his young children," adding that it's all alleged due to fears that Nick is waiting to sue anyone who gets one minor detail wrong.

Watch the full clip and discuss Nick Rekieta slowly becoming the (alleged) face of "giving bumps to...young children" in his thread:
 
Rage-fuelled e-begging behemoth troon Lou Gagliardi had a terrible Christmas and you should feel bad for him (and gibs muny plz). How come? His 10-year-old developmentally-delayed nephew got him a pair of socks with "Best Uncle" written on them:

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The only possible explanation for his gift must not be that even a retarded child can see he's a man, but that his nephew caught genocidal transphobia from his Harry Potter books and wants to put him in one of the Trump-Musk death camps that are definitely on the horizon. As you can see, Lou is a beautiful transwoman who passes impeccably:

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Lou has been malding about this since Christmas day. Also he's a goth now, as you can clearly see.

Post in thread 'Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis...kitty-lynn-brooks-acekatt.66344/post-20163474

EDIT: Lou's "Goth" period lasted less than 2 weeks. He is now a "Punk":
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Don't think there have been any posts here in regards to this thread, but we have a thread on a minor e-celeb 'internet tough-guy' lolcow called 'Glass', who does VRChat & Garry's Mod trolling content; He has been outed as a creepy weirdo who has been serially sending dickpics to minors on Discord. You can find the thread here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/timoth...tanderboy-mertalbay-sude31tr-staticyj.201448/

The happening itself is that, he seems to have taken major umbrage with being on the other end of the trolling-stick, so much so that he has decided to make an account here on the farms and sperg out in his thread under the username @servile sleeper. At first there was a lot of back and forth disputing whether the user was indeed Glass, however over the course of 10 or so pages it quickly became clear that it was indeed him using a sock to feign any interest in the thread publicly, and within the last couple of hours has gone completely mask off and is sperging out like a champion in his thread due to two factors

1. He recently posted an exposé on a rival of his called UrghBla which he has been working on for at least a month, and absolutely flopped
2. A youtube channel that creates content based around trolling Glass specifically (a la Memology 101 with DSP) called 'MK3', has in the last couple of hours published another video on him to critical success

The beginning of his super-sperg out begins here, where he has started accusing members of the forum of being rivals of his; hope others are able to get some joy from this
 
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Liz Fong-Jones gloats about getting a purported Kiwifarms member fired from Meta.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-20176977
Continuing his impotent dickless seething troon rage, Elliot Fong-Jones claims to have doxed another member of the Kiwi Farms (expressing such in an autistic nerd manner). Who could it be?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-20184660
 
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