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In terms of news that should come as no great shock to anybody paying attention to the Balldoverse, Nick Rekieta has finally come out as GAY in the chat of fat pedophile Patrick Melton/Nobody likes Onions.

This follows days, weeks, months of him repeatedly bragging that he fed former polycule member, suspected gay lover, and now mortal enemy, Aaron Imholte his "goo."

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(Technically he may have sorta kinda come out some weeks ago on Twitter, but it was kinda vague. This is more on the nose).

Discuss here (link fixed).
 
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Jack Scalfani, YouTube entrepreneur and host of the world-famous Cooking with Jack Show, has attempted to redo his failed "lime egg" video:



To the surprise of no one, he fucked up yet again:
p1138 said:
Well. He's used the wrong eggs twice. Used the wrong measurements this time(volume instead of weight, and even then fucked up the volume measurement). Used an unnecessarily large jar that's harder to handle due to the weight. He's too fucking retarded to even just put the eggs in the jar first so instead he has to ladle them in individually.

We can see he filled the jar in the sink and probably doesn't have a whole-home water filtration system so that means city tap water that is chlorinated. Most guides seem to state to not use chlorinated water or to at least allow the chlorine to evaporate from the water before using it(boiling would also work to remove a lot of it, it's annoying in areas that use so much in the city water that if you boil water on the stove it makes your kitchen smell like a freshly shocked pool). So... maybe it's possible he has managed to fuck up every step.
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Discuss how much of his wife's money he may have wasted on eggs here:
 
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If you know about the Splatoon community, you might be interested in its autistic little brother, the GMOD/SFM Splatoon Community. I recently did some write-ups on some of the ridiculous events from this community. Almost all of this drama was in 2019, before COVID mentally screwed with the zoomers in this community; if you were around then, you may have heard about some of these.

Lewd House (Discord ERP server with minors that contained some of the biggest names in the GMOD/SFM Splatoon community):
Starts here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-gmod-sfm-splatoon-community.64512/post-20192188

TehCanadianSpartan's drama (Set up by an e-hoe, talked about his dick to a 16-year-old, found to be ERPing with minors over Discord)
Starts here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-gmod-sfm-splatoon-community.64512/post-20285590

Jacktropolis's drama (Got caught cheating on his girlfriend with his 14-year-old ex)
Starts here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-gmod-sfm-splatoon-community.64512/post-20621965
 
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Dota 2 has just released it's long-awaited 7.38 'Wandering Waters' Patch. It is (yet another) major update including:
  • A completely overhauled system for building Neutral Items.
  • New sections of river located near both team's safelanes.
  • New amphibious NPC monsters, including the so-called "boglet" (pictured below).
  • Relocated Roshan pits.
  • Balance changes to all playable characters.
  • And more.
Discuss here.
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In a major reversal of US Foreign Policy, Trump has publicly called Zelensky a dictator who is abusing US foreign aid, and stated that new elections should be held immediately.

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This follows Russo-American peace talks in Saudi Arabia which excluded Ukrainian leadership. This likely indicates that Ukraine has rejected one or more condition that the US has put forth to end the war, which will enter its third year of hot conflict on February 24th (Chris Chan's birthday :biggrin:🎉🎂)

As part of his call to peace, Trump has proposed major territorial concessions to Russia, Ukraine being blocked from joining NATO, and more than 100,000 non-NATO European peacekeeping troops being sent to curb Russian aggression. The thought of having a military and being responsible for their own territorial defense has, of course, enraged the Euros.

Ukraine is almost entirely reliant on western (American) aid to perpetuate the war. Should the US withdraw its support, it will almost guarantee Ukraine's collapse.

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Discuss here
 
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Austin Curtis Peterson, aka austingambles, has been missing, not seen since his last stream 40 hours ago, and has deleted his discord. This is all after stating he is done gambling, and ruining his relationship with his "current" sponsor chips.

The last time this happened, Austin was arrested.

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Prayge for Austin's safe return or discuss your theory on the disappearance in the thread https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin...les-austin_07-irondollah.170347/post-20632684

There is also a petition on change.org to unban Austin from Kick. Will Evil Eddie Craven cave in?
 
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A major conservative Xitter news account has been ousted as a predator and fetishist
Merry said:
Haven't seen anyone on the Farms really discuss this yet. The major pro-Trump and Elon ballwashing """conservative""" news account Raw Alerts got outted as a twink, diaper fur, pup-play fetishist, who preys on underaged boys. He had a whole persona where he pretended to be an army K9, it's insane. And surprise, he was ousted because he had the worst opsec ever

The exposé (a)

His response (a)

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The Pokemon GO Creators. Niantic. Are in talks to sell their mobile gaming division. (yes this includes Pokemon GO) to a company that's owned by the Saudis. Called Scopely. This has obviously been a controversial set of information. As players who have spent thousands on one cooperation overseas is now complaining about doing the same thing for another cooperation overseas. (despite complaining constantly about Niantic and wishing for this to happen)


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Coffeezilla, a cryptocurrency journalist and investigator released a video on his main channel.
This video is dedicated to the shitcoin called Libra, where Argentina's president Javier Milei was involved.
This is a new video, supplementing the stream/call he did with Hayden Davis.

Local archive and discussion: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/pump-fun-memecoins.206260/post-20637142
 
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On February 2nd, infamous art thief, kitten murderer, and schizophrenic Emily Nicole Cassidy aka @SamanthaPrater posted a Nude Video declaring she does not have a penis.

Throughout the night she had a complete schizophrenic meltdown resulting in her ban.

She has not been seen since posting on any of her known accounts, Kiwifarms, Tumblr, DeviantArt, etc. This is very odd behavior for her.

Kiwis in her thread suspect she Is in the mental hospital, dead, or in jail.
 
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