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You can be safe with your ladies not being seduced by a neurotic pooner, Kiwis. Because Ellen Page has a new girlfriend, a failed comedian and LGBT activist, called Julia Shiplett.

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They even uploaded a lovely video together having fun in a pool, where you can see Ellen's totally real and not implanted ripped physique.





Discuss about the happy new couple and take bets on how much are they gonna last right here.
 
A remote fire was set in order to lure firefighters to the scene where gunfire rang out in an ambush. Two firefighters have been evacuated via helicopter, one medical helicopter is in waiting because they anticipate more gunfire. The man who set the fire is still missing, two police helicopters are being used to attempt to track him. The suspect's vehicle may have been located and the police have reported also being shot at on scene. The fire increases in size as the firefighters can't access the area until it's cleared of hostiles.

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@Relinquish has finished the rewrite of Brian Dennis Martin (known as "FuturisticHub / lifeinatent"). This is a rewrite of one of the oldest threads on the site (523rd thread) and the rewrite goes over things that have never been discussed or highlighted about in his thread, such as:
-his insane brother, Kevin Martin, who extremely infamous in the storm chasing community for his threats (he even got visited by the FBI), arrested for soliciting prostitution
-his legal battles, and how he owes $19M to various debtors regarding his YouTube channel(s) & how he hired a 12 year old to be the manager of his YouTube channel,
-his 2000s online history which includes him being a bodybuilder & other financial adventures,
...and of course his many, many, many legal threats to various YouTubers, governments, and regular netizens.

Give it a read, it's very detailed (@Relinquish's post on him finishing the OP, awaiting to be out of PG):
 
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A remote fire was set in order to lure firefighters to the scene where gunfire rang out in an ambush. Two firefighters have been evacuated via helicopter, one medical helicopter is in waiting because they anticipate more gunfire. The man who set the fire is still missing, two police helicopters are being used to attempt to track him. The suspect's vehicle may have been located and the police have reported also being shot at on scene. The fire increases in size as the firefighters can't access the area until it's cleared of hostiles.
The arsonist/shooter from this event has been identified and it matched with almost everyone at k-farms attempts at "guess the race" - he was supposedly an adopted Chechen/Russian or some shit, his parents were Trump supporters and he worked for his dad's tree removal company. The adopted part hasn't been verified so far but seeing as he was born in Russia and had the name "Wess Roley" it seems very likely. (EDIT: there is some argument that he isn't actually Russian and that his father was American which is detailed here)

EDIT: it appears he wanted to become a fireman and was actually American an not Chechen but may have had some Polynesian in him.

The standoff ended with 2 deceased firefighters and one other seriously injured firefighter (the media/twitter reports of 4 dead and dozens injured were inaccurate) and the perpetrators body was located via his cellphone signal and it is unclear whether he killed himself or was killed via police gunfire during the several hours of gun fighting.
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So who guessed some breed of Russian Eskimo? Does this count as a brown person? Where do I collect my bet winnings?
Is it white crime or Asian crime if he's Chechen?
It is Caucasian
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gunfir...ea-firefighters-ambushed.222802/post-21858651

EDIT: The Russian/Chechen part may not be true and some are arguing that the kid is a true blue American.
EDIT: it appears he wanted to become a fireman and was actually American an not Chechen but may have had some Polynesian in him.
 
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Sony (alongside UMG Recordings, and other big corpos) asserted that Greer v. Moon is an extremely great 10th circuit decision, because it allows them to force ISPs to shut down your internet. Remember, your enemies are literally evil.

Today, the Supreme Court of the United States granted certiorari in Cox Communications, Inc., et al., Petitioners v. Sony Music Entertainment, et al., a case in which both petitioners and respondents cite the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals decision in the infamous Greer v. Moon (yes, our man Joshua C. Moon) case. Greer v. Moon, having been remanded to the District Court of Utah by that decision, remains under "litigation."

Also today, in Greer v. Moon, Defendants have submitted further documentation in support of getting the damn case dismissed already. Also also, today is the most recent deadline by which Plaintiff Greer was ordered to pay a monetary sanction to Defendants, having defied previous court orders to do so.

Will Greer pay the piper? Will the District Court dismiss? Will SCOTUS be forced to wade through lengthy briefings on Dipshitforlips v. Internet Hitler when oral arguments roll around? Or will the case simply drag on for another five years (FIVE! YEARS!) because we need another season of Everybody Hates Null? Come discuss the LEGAL updates in the legal thread. Or just opine on Greer's general idiocy in his lolcow thread.
 
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A lolicon artist, Gauo/がおう, who made VTuber models for talent agency Hololive was recently exposed by a Japanese Dramatuber Korekore/コレコレ for molesting a 14 year old girl and making art about it. He also admitted to having sex with other minors who were aged between 14 and 15. It was discovered that he had released a doujin several years ago featuring a man raping a schoolgirl. In the doujin, he writes that it is based on real events. He is also married AND has a child of his own.

EDIT: He is unmasked as Hiroaki Matsui (宏晃松井) from Osaka, Japan.

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DarksydePhil had a penultimately bad day today. He wrote a tweet prior to streaming that there was "unspecified bad news" that would impact the stream - despite raising $1500 as a goal (the reward being that he would eat a pickle burger from Sonic on stream) - it appears that Sonic does not deliver to him and the 6 mile drive to the nearest Sonic would take "over an hour" (according to DSP)
How the fuck is he having the biggest crash out of June over a pickle burger?
He painstakingly planned out this reward goal, but didn't realise they won't deliver it to him, and driving 6 miles to get it would take an hour. Makes sense if you're not dented
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UPDATE: he's banning everyone who saying people got ripped off. lmao
I’ve said it before: This is simultaneously the most fucked up and most retarded extortion racket on the internet.
Some people have theorized that he used all of his money on either "real life adult bills" (such as the power bill or the internet bill) or wasted it on WWE Champions and is literally unable to afford the Pickle Burger meal from Sonic.

Discussion starts here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell-general-discussion-2.105216/post-21860340
 
Don't be silly, he had to know it would all end up here sooner or later.
The ever mysterious @MNPublicRecords has resurfaced once again, dropping @ItsAaronIgnoreMe / Aaron Imholte's successfully granted ex-parte HRO documentation against Nick Rekieta.
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Initial analysis by @Dixieland Buckaroo
Aaron claims Nick (these were options to be checked or not, only the listed options were checked below):
  • Followed, monitored, or pursued petitioner
  • made uninvited visits to petitioner
  • Made harassing calls or text to petitioner
  • made threats to petitioner
  • frightened petitioner with threatening behavior
  • called petitioner abusive names
  • used social media to harass petitioner
Notably in the fee waiver section, Aaron alleges fear of substantial harm due to Nick "follows, monitors, or pursues another, whether in person or through any available technological or other means"

He requests his address be withheld, but it's in the document in at least two places.

Aaron calls Nick a "former friend"

The April 11th date from Nick does appear, and it does appear to be Aaron's handwriting. The end date for the "using personal info without consent to invite, encourage, or solicit a third party to engage in a sexual act with the victim" ends November 10th, 2024. [That must be when Aaron finally secured his Google account?]

Aaron describes the effect of the harassement:
"I cannot live a normal life, do my daily work, without worrying if he is going to invent some new threat or make up some new charge that I am not responsible for. Ever since his arrest for felony cocaine possession and child endangerment, and my cooperation with the police, and his access of my google account, I have been worried he could come to my house and cause trouble, especially while my children are home."

On if he believes it will continue:
"Yes. He seems unhinged in regards to me and obsessed with inflicting whatever kind of 'punishment' he feels I deserve. I do believe he could get physical at some point."
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Brian Kohberger, the retard who worshipped the gayest serial killer ever, BTK, is going to plead guilty in order to avoid the death penalty. He murdered a bunch of innocent college kids because he worshipped a dumb faggot that liked to hang himself in women's lingerie wearing a mask and wig before killing women and children. Oh and BTK got caught because he was so fucking stupid that he asked the feds if they could trace his data and believed them when they said no, pinky promise.

Long story short, fuck these coward faggots and may they rot, the both of them.

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Jon Jones, who was the UFC Heavyweight Champion and is a borderline careercow with an extensive criminal record (mostly alcohol and drug-related), announced that he was retiring from the UFC two weeks ago and voluntarily being stripped of his belt. It turns out this retirement might not be voluntary, but rather because he is being accused of fleeing the scene of a car accident in Albuquerque and threatening to murder a police officer and one of Jon's friends.

I say "accused", but there's literally bodycam footage of him doing the threatening via a phone call:



Highlights include him telling the cop “Guess what, you won’t be the first guy this year that I’ve threatened, swear to God. You’d be the second one. … My brothers, they kill people for way less" and "They slit throats. They’re the most evil people you’ll ever meet."

Bear in mind 13 years ago Jon was a fugitive for a few days after he hit a pregnant woman in Albuquerque with his car and fled the scene of the crime on foot. The woman and baby both survived and he was basically given a slap on the wrist. Between the two car accidents he was also arrested for beating his girlfriend, but was given a slap on the wrist for that as well.


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Nigger on probation tries to pass a bad check at a bank. The single employee present refuses to accept it, so he holds her hostage. During the standoff, he requests a Faygo Red Pop (i.e. soda). Police fly the drink over to a bank window using a quadcopter drone. Nigger reaches out the window, police sniper ends him.

As a KF global mod notes in the thread, the nigger’s tattoos (as described by Michigan Department of Corrections) are the “comedic cherry on top”.
 
@Relinquish has finished the rewrite of Brian Dennis Martin (known as "FuturisticHub / lifeinatent"). This is a rewrite of one of the oldest threads on the site (523rd thread) and the rewrite goes over things that have never been discussed or highlighted about in his thread, such as:
The OP Rewrite has caused Brian to come back to the farms under a new sock account @StormForce. He posted claims that he's a victim of "fraud on the court," attaching his OWN COURT APPEALS as evidence. These appeals include arguments that are factually wrong, legally unsupported, or outright misleading. He also attached an email that, according to him, proves that plaintiffs, David Tyler Moss and Brandon Keating / @BrandonTalks (Yes, he has an account here), who sued him back in 2012 over their YouTube business, were planning to snake on each other by defrauding. This claim is completely nonsensical and retarded on all degrees. If you want a full breakdown why Brian's claim are fucking retarded I've made a post in the thread breaking down his appeals and claims

 
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