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Meanwhile in the peaceful city of Portland a guy resisting the Federal occupation decided to aim a laser at a CPB helicoper. The source was quickly identified and feds were dispatched to the location. It turns out that the subject and 3 other occupants are illegal aliens and are now all in custody and set for deportation.
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Laugh Here at the current state of LOLCow USA.
 
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Sick of all the TikTok zoomer cows and gross predators that have been plaguing our feeds lately? Well come take a look at Tony Chase, a good old-fashioned harmless schizo - a breed that’s hard to come by nowadays. Two threads and almost two years later, he’s finally out of PG!

 
Jeremy Hambly aka The Quartering aka Quarter Pounder aka Quarter Planet aka Ham Planet attempted to own the internet and prove he isn't as terrible at business as everyone suspects by showing a screengrab of his revenue dashboard. In the process he gives information that is directly contradicted by the screenshot itself and is immediately called out for his jackassery.

The Quartering is running his coffee business at a reasonably provable loss.

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Turns out Caden Speight, the 17 year old cowboy and rodeo clown from Florida, who staged his own abduction and tried to become MAGA Jessie Smollett, has been to revealed to have shot himself in the leg to make the kidnapping look more believable, he is physically okay besides literally shooting himself in the leg,but he has a ton of lolsuits and countless potentiap charges ahead of him for this bizarre hoax.
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The faggot wasn't even wearing a MAGA hat. That was just apart of his weirdo fantasy.
 
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Interested in learning about a hilarious obscure cringelord from the old 2016-era commentary community? YouTuber Dylan the Knight Owl has just uploaded a documentary about Neros Q, a YouTuber that would criticize commentary channels and cartoon reviewers, and then end his videos with animated execution sequences against the subjects of his videos, which included RebelTaxi, Mr. Enter, Razorfist, and Larry Bundy Jr., among others :sighduck:


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Discuss here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/youtube-commentary-community.85860/post-22642067
 
Aaron’s sentencing was supposed to be in October but got moved to this coming Tuesday, 9/30. It is an in-person hearing.
Moody is violating the court order live now with Mersh, talking about how Aaron is definitely going to enjoy prison (well, jail) tomorrow:
Aaron Imholte / @ItsAaronIgnoreMe is due to appear in-person at Stearns County District Court today at 11:30AM CST for his sentencing in his criminal case for Nonconsensual dissemination of private sexual images.
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To give a quick recap, on May 27, 2024, Aaron delivered a monumental unforced error by sending XM Radio retiree Geno Bisconte an image of Kayla Rekieta (wife of Nicholas Rekieta)'s breasts, live on air.
The resultant snitching by the Rekietas and Dabbleverse alogs easily gained a W and a rapid arrest on the Toe. Despite a faulty case, dubious evidence and recalcitrant witnesses, Aaron plead guilty anyway.
He was originally due to be sentenced back in June 25th, but Aaron was found to have violated his bail's unconstitutional, yet agreed upon conditions. The judge granted continuance to Aaron to reconsider his case, leading to today's hearing.

Nick Rekieta will be present at the hearing as "support to the victim", but has been very explicitly informed by the judge not to fuck around, lest to find out and break his own probation agreement.
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Yesterday, the prosecution claimed that Aaron's committed a SECOND violation of his bail conditions, due to Geno Bisconte openly talking about Kayla Rekieta during a standup set at Aaron's anniversary show.
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In response to this, Aaron Imholte quickly cobbled together a defence that Geno Bisconte was explicitly prewarned not to "give him a reason to fuck me over", suggesting Geno went off-script and that Aaron may not be at fault.
It remains to seen if this new alleged violation will affect proceedings today. Speculation within the Dabbleverse inner circles is that Aaron will be going to prison today, information seemingly fed by Rekieta.
Court documentation is public and available via Minnesota Court Records Online (MCRO), case number 73-CR-24-6910.

Lastly, Nick Rekieta has repeatedly claimed he intends to sue Aaron Imholte in civil court, seeking damages for harm to his wife’s reputation as well as losses allegedly inflicted on his company, Rekieta Media, LLC, through a series of damaging interviews and defamatory statements. The Balldoverse has been in a prolonged drought since the HROs began, and thread regulars are eager for today’s theatrics to deliver a fresh wellspring of khantent. There’s even a chance we may see a new complaint filed and served through the bars of Stearns County Jail. The bell tolls for thee. Imholte.

Come laugh with us today, as a failed radio host who eagerly entangled himself in the love life of Nicholas and Kayla Rekieta finally receives his cosmic reward.
[ The Nick Rekieta Thread ]
[ The Aaron Imholte Thread ]
 
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The shitty flotilla destined for Gaza that Greta Thunberg was a part of has been divided in two - not by Israeli hypersonic kinetic weapons but rather by an allegedly super secret faggot "queer militant" deciding to come out of the closet mid fucking journey which made Tunisians get MATI because they donated to the flotilla without knowing there was an undercover homo sailor (lol) onboard.
One of the main organizers has resigned on account of the gay events and so has Greta.

The news article includes the following two very poignant (and gay) sentences one after the other:
“We're here, we’re queer, we support the cause – no matter who agrees or disagrees,” Mr Ayadi said.

In Gaza, same-sex sexual activity is criminalized and carries a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment

Malicious faggotry or secret gay mossad operative? You decide.

 
Serial police impersonator and convicted sex offender Jeremy Dewitte has been adjudicated guilty on 4 charges, with the state dropping a fifth charge, of intentionally staging a motor vehicle accident, suggesting a plea deal.
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However because this is Florida, and a case dealing with the most Florida of Florida men, several documents only appeared in the record today despite being dated almost a fortnight ago, and sentencing details are still not available. Come speculate on exactly how fucked Motor One is, and how long until he'll be moving again here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jeremy-charles-dewitte.78820/post-22644995
 
Are you tired of humanity? Are you utterly sick to death of real human beings being overrepresented in movies and mass media? Have you completely run out of ideas on how to make a profit off the artificial intelligence socially maladaptive billionaires spent the GDP of a small nation investing in?

Say grüezi to Tilly Norwood:

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Emerging from Swiss talent studio Xicoia and formally unveiled at 2025 Zurich Film Festival, Miss Norwood, billed as the next Scarlett Johansson, is young, talented, beautiful, vivacious, and 100% computer generated, created by production studio Particle6. Her 'agent', Eline Van der Velden explains “Audiences? They care about the story — not whether the star has a pulse. Tilly is already attracting interest from talent agencies and fans. The age of synthetic actors isn’t ‘coming’ — it’s here.”

Miss Norwood adds, “I may be AI generated, but I’m feeling Screenshot 2025-10-01 014153.webp very real emotions right now. I am so excited for what’s coming next!”

Her unveiling has caused predictable uproar in Hollywood, with many actors, actresses and agencies reacting negatively.

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The vooting has commenced and the choice by a single vote is The October Country by Ray Bradbury.
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Quite apropos for October, and a classic.
The Kiwifarms Unofficial Sci-Fi/Fantasy Book Club has finished voting on the book for the greatest of all seasons, Spooky Season.
The book chosen was The October Country by Ray Bradbury, a collection of horror stories from one of the sci-fi greats.
Grab a copy, and enjoy reading.
 
Richard C. Meyer, ex-Marine, former porn star, and current comicsgate grifter and Eric July hater, in the wake of Superman getting trashed at the box office by Demon Slayer, has had a crashout of epic proportions. In a claim reminiscent of every boomer on the planet, he claims anime is for school shooters. He makes comics. The irony...

Discuss here:

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Eric July, based comic book black man, has become a dad:
 
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