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The US government messed up with the Epstein files and accidentally made accessible an eighth volume of files that was hidden but accessible via elite super hacker methods (changing the URL). The documents have been pulled but were archived: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2025-jeffrey-epstein-files.213215/post-23268610

Within these documents a hand written letter that Epstein wrote to "L.N." seems to indicate he had planned to commit suicide and they had a shared love for young women and that "our president" also had a love for nubile women and that "life is unfair" because he's in jail and trump isn't and "the system" sucks:
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get a load of EFTA00036085, which is a letter penned to "L. N." which i suppose is Larry Nassar given what's written in the letter (Nassar molested hundreds of US gymnasts from 1996 to 2016 as the Olympic team doctor).

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Dear L. N.

As you know by now, I have taken the "short route" home, good luck!

We shared one thing... our love & caring for young ladies and the hope they'd reach their full potential.

Our president also shares our love of(?) young, nubile girls, When a young...
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Anna's Archive has scraped Spotify's music and metadata library. The archive comprises "256 million tracks and 186 million unique ISRCs." The metadata has already been published and is now the largest publicly available music metadata library by a wide margin. Preparations are underway to release the music files themselves in a series of bulk torrents totaling 300 terabytes.

Post in thread 'Piracy General' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/piracy-general.25136/post-23251369

Post in thread 'Shadow Libraries' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/shadow-libraries.225939/post-23263859
 
In some Quartering news that went a bit under the radar in comparison to other events at AMfest, Jeremy released a slop YouTube short that seemed to support the cancellation of a US Military serviceman because he referred to a man in an interracial couple as a "nigger lover", with Jeremy describing his cancellation as an "Eff around and find out moment":


This bizarre take has predictably caused backlash amongst his fanbase (those who haven’t already gone a-log anyways), as Jeremy seems to co-sign the exact same tactics that have been used against countless right-wingers by woke leftists:
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As a reminder, this is a man who cries “WOKE” if you give his coffee a 1 star review that refers to him as a “conservative influencer”.

(Discuss Hambly’s potential WOKE heel turn here)
 
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With the announcement of the Trump Class Battleship, not everyone is happy. Lazerpig has been pulled out of his drunken stupor to make one of the most unhinged rants he has ever made with all his friends, some of which show their faces.

Laugh here
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🌟 Internet Famous Post in thread 'David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion'

Piggu is not happy at ALL with the new battleship. He is doing a full trump impression and saying the Reformers won. KEKKKK
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In a Christmas surprise, Russell Greer is suing Nevada's secretary of state for reasons unknown.
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The first filing has been acquired. Greer is suing over being unable to acquire enough signatures to start a petition to legalize brothels.
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🐮 Lolcow Post in thread 'Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC'

Greer v. Aguilar (2:25-cv-02581) - District of Nevada
I give you... ECF 1
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CourtListener: https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/72072590/greer-v-aguilar/

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5 European Bureaucrats have been sanctioned and barred from entering the US due to online censorship concerns by the Trump Administration

Discuss here:
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Law Thread 'Trump admin bars 5 Europeans it says led drive to "censor" U.S. views online'

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The Trump administration imposed visa restrictions Tuesday on five Europeans the State Department accused of leading "efforts to coerce American platforms to censor" or "suppress" U.S. viewpoints they oppose.

The big picture: Among those now barred from entering the U.S. is former EU Commissioner Thierry Breton, whom under secretary of state for public diplomacy Sarah Rogers on X called "a mastermind of the Digital Services Act," which imposes requirements on social media platforms, including content moderation.

The former top EC tech regulator, who served...
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Warframe reddit moderators make post saying you can't post explicit gay pornography with visible genitals in the main discussion subreddit. Porn addicted redditors completely lose their shit and start flinging accussations of misogyny, transphobia and homophobia.

All started by a gay porn artist who admited he did the whole thing on purpose to stir shit:

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Warframe players proving once again they're the most degenerate gooners in all of gaming. This week in depravity: Moderators are homophobic unless they allow explicit gay pornography to be posted in a non nsfw sub:

3 Porn artists posts 3 pieces of artwork in warframe. Two people post oraxia and wisp in suggestive poses, one person posts a picture of uriel showing you his backside with his balls fully visible.

Moderators remove the uriel post and say "You can't post open pornography on a non nsfw sub."

Cue warframe users completely losing their shit and claiming homophobia and unfair it...
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, the game that got an almost-clean sweep at The Game Awards 2025, has had its rewards revoked from another game awards show, the Indie Game Awards for usage of generative AI.
The generative AI in question was only used to create placeholder assets three years ago and they were all removed from the final game before release.

The IGA organizers in question:
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Discuss how this affects the french people here in the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 thread.
Discuss generative AI histrionics here in the AI Derangement Syndrome thread.
 
Munchie Irene Bernhardt / irenestandsfirm has decided to celebrate Christmas in her own special way: by cutting off part of her ear and claiming she had an accident with a lightbulb.
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if you're looking for a way to guarantee a christmas in the hospital, you have to get a little creative. irene had a freak accident with a lightbulb cut off her ear in the bathroom yesterday, a la vincent van gogh. she went to a trauma hospital but they told her to fuck off (ha) so she ubered to the hospital that supports her antics before being discharged home with a prescription for antibiotics. she says they attempted to sew up her ear, but of course this was too painful for her fragile EDS tissues and sensory problems. all of the comments are "omg you're so brave queen i love you" as per usual.

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Merry Christmas from the Munchie Thread
 
Clavicular crashed out and got into an accident on stream after a black dude (that constantly tries to bait him) jumps on his car window. He is now banned from Kick.

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Just tuned into Clav for a few minutes after celebrating Christmas and I get blessed with Christmas kino. One of the dudes that follows clav around all the time was pressing him on the stream. Clav talks about wanting to fight them but this really overweight dude trys to talk him out of it and gets him to get back into his car. At this point the black dude following clav jumps on top of the windshield, Clav is really annoyed by this and guns it on the gas smashing into another car as he cant see whats in front of him. The police arrive then eddy bans the channel. RIP Clav, I will miss the streams if he doesn't come back.

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After a series of erratic drug and alcohol fueled streams, has our guy PWR been visited by the ghost of Christmas penultimate and found a way to redeem himself via interpretive song and dance?

It seems possible, because he recently drank a bit while playing GTA Vice City and launched into a truly inspired singing performance and the topic on his mind was Anisa Johma's ass:
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Orbiter Post in thread 'PWR / ProWrestlingReality / realperson113 / Alexander Watts'

PWR had a GTA Vice City stream yesterday and as usual he got a bit too drunk, which leads to him ending the stream with an almost 1 hour concert dedicated to Anisa and her ass (concert starts at about 06:03:00).
I was originally going to upload the whole concert segment, but felt like it really was not worth wasting space on the site.
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It seems that his spontaneous "concert" has earned rave reviews thus far and a kind k-farmer uploaded clips of the entire hour long event: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/pwr-pr...erson113-alexander-watts.216584/post-23277238
 
On the second day of Prisonmas, Prophet Brian Keene gave us a Wookiepost reference!

Make Wookie sounds here and why Wookieposting is peak Patposting, and why you should enjoy death by Tusken Raiders in Tatooine. (WOOKIE NOISES)
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💪 Tough Guys Post in thread 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5'

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Here is Patrick, just casually calling someone a pdf file on Christmas Eve. Merry Prisonmas Patrick.

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Merry Pigmas, stalker, enjoy Brian Keene’s jabs. Mandatory Wookieposting here, stalker.
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Internet Anarchist, a commentary/video essay channel that talks about Internet celebrity culture got exposed as a serial plagiarist.
Initially, it was one video. He claimed it to be the work of a rogue writer he hired and paid the person he stole from. That looks like a lie now.
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Post in thread 'YouTube Commentary Community'

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Gorl World reactor Mr Snowflake (100k) just casually dropping a video about Internet Anarchist (1.85M) being a plagiarist:

Can someone who knows how archive please?
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A second video has hit the Internet Anarchist towers, and it's a doozy.


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The funny thing is that, now that I think it about, it was pretty obvious he was a massive plagiarist in hindsight since he was always late in covering these content creators.
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The Leaping Lemur has not been holding up well. He has done another interview where he doubles down on the rape allegations, admits he did give a “minor” alcohol, and extensively blamed Lili for raping him instead. For the past few days, he’s been bleeding subscribers and has lost over 3k so far.

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Discuss if he did it or not in the KiwiTubers thread or his new thread in PG.
 
I hope everybody is having a merry Christmas! Not all are so lucky, such as Patrick S. Tomlinson, who has chosen to spend this most holy day drinking in his hovel and madly tweeting at his trolls.
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Will the stalker children enjoy prison this Christmas? Discuss here.
 
Merry Christmas, Kiwi Farms!
Trump has delivered a very special Christmas gift to Nigeria: bombing the Northwest due to the presence of ISIS forces!
Discuss Trump's amazing gift in the Happenings thread:
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Article name: "Trump launches Christmas night airstrikes on ISIS 'Terrorist Scum' in Nigeria after killings of Christians"
"Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians, at levels not seen for many years, and even Centuries!" Trump said Thursday on Truth Social. "I have previously warned these Terrorists that if they did not stop the slaughtering of Christians, there...
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The 4th annual 'What was the best Lolcow Moment of the Year' thread has been posted for 2025.

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Come share what your favorite internet personality did in 2025 that deserves to be remembered. Niche cows/events that did not receive much coverage at the time posts are encouraged!
 
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