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The kiwi artist @DefinitelyNotMe (creator of this) has just created one of the first new great works in the history of ss13 art in some time for my kiwi server for which I am thankful (discuss here or here)
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Nick Rekieta has done his bit at hackamania and it's as gay as everyone thought it'd be:

He started out by saying he's going to go on a redeye to fly back to the settlement hearing he has related to the HRO Aaron Imholte has against him on Monday:
John Andrews Stan said:
Brennan is sniping TLP on Rumble and it just started.

Melton said he’s not going to court because he has a bad back.

Nick started talking about Aaron’s dick, the one that made Nick’s wife orgasm repeatedly for months.
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He spent a lot of time talking about Aaron's penis:
RaptInPlastic said:
Rekieta's statement:

Aaron is a small penis faggot
He whined to me about the size of his penis and he is more of a shower than a grower.
Is having a small penis disparaging or not
And I don't know if he is or not
His penis is so small that he specifically he said is why he is never naked around anybody else.
He has a couple of legal surprises in store when I get back to the twin cities tomorrow
I will be showing up in Court tomorrow
I will be calling him a faggot in Court

Melton: Melton has been ordered to be there but he is isn't going. He isn't going because he has a bad back

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Aaron stream sniping follows.

So we arrive at what in most places would be a very simple and easy a-bomb in court. But in Minnesota I am guessing Rekieta will breeze in, do nothing and nothing will happen.
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Nick implies that he has "surprises" in store for Aaron tomorrow and will likely use the court hearing to insult him and/or attempt to sue Aaron:
Pentamidine said:
"He has a couple of legal surprises in store when I get back to the twin cities tomorrow. Because I will be showing up in court....I'll be spending a little less time with you guys, but more time calling him a faggot in court" - Nick

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Nick's got his cuffs folded back over his jacket sleeves like a woman again. He just got told his joke sucked by Moody and said "I know - I'm not a COMIC! I'm a FAILED LAWYER!"

I've only been watching a few minutes but it seems like Nick's purpose of being there is to be Melton's sacrificial lamb. Melton isn't speaking about Aaron very directly, letting Nick go in on him instead. Maybe I'm giving him too much credit. In the few minutes I've watched, Melton's only mention of Aaron was to complain that Aaron went to a judge to get the HRO.
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Making incredibly gay implications about Aaron;
John Andrews Stan said:
Nick just said Aaron knows him “intimately.”
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And sharing a photo of Aaron's legs and feet:
John Andrews Stan said:
Looks weird but also looks like only one pair to me.

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Nick's act was not received well by the audience and his fellow """comedians"""
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Will Nick actually be punished for this obvious breach of the HRO Aaron has against him or will Minnesota continue to protect a child dosing drug addict?
 
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Bogliacci said:

What the hell
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Foley said:
:lol:
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Long time guntuber Iraqveteren8888 stopped uploading videos for a few months and returned with the new look and rebrand of MethadoneSurvivor8888

Jokes aside, looks like he went through a divorce and is really rough looking for 41 years old, apparently due to TRT therapy, but it looks like other drugs to me. Discussion in the General Guntuber Thread
 
Nick Rekieta/Patrick Melton/Aaron Imholte HRO update:

Melton had back problems (fat) and couldn't attend today's settlement conference

Nick, like he promised, refused to settle. A trial is scheduled for June:
Strix454 said:
- Melton had a doctors note this morning around not showing up
- Trial scheduled for June on the HRO

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It was suggested that Melton's doctor's note may have come from Dr. Steve (Hackamania). I don't know if that was a joke or not.
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Nick was visibly unhinged and screamed at multiple people after the trial:
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Melton had a doctor's note... from Doctor Steve.
Because of the suspicious no-show, Melton's case is TBC.

After court, Nick went up behind Aaron and his lawyer, and screeched, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK UP THE STATUTE ON HARASSMENT. To which Aaron's lawyer turned around and asked, "What did you say?" Nick repeated it. Aaron's lawyer replies, "I heard you the first time." Apparently the judge saw it.

When Aaron went into court, there was already another hearing going on. Someone (he didn't name who), writes something down to Aaron, that Nick yelled at this individual outside the courtroom.
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In what's possibly one of the lamest breaches in gaming history, past Saturday, hacker group 'ShinyHunters' accessed indie developer Rockstar Games' Snowflake servers through a third-party SaaS platform called Anodot. The studio originally had until tomorrow, April 14, to pay, or all information would be made public. This payment, however, wasn't made, so today the stolen information was released.

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So, what was released? A new trailer for GTA VI? A new build leaked? No. The leak only consists of financial metrics for Grand Theft Auto Online and Red Dead Redemption Online. These clowns expected Rockstar to give in to their extortion so they wouldn't publish an Excel spreadsheet showing the millions of dollars they print on the daily. Riveting news.

In short, Rockstar Games/Take-Two make over a million dollars a day with GTA Online even though only around 4% of the player base spends money in the game.

Most Wanted Banana

Post in thread 'Rockstar Games Grieving Thread'

Hackers Reveal Rockstar Earns Over $1 Million A Day From GTA Online.

Rockstar/Take-Two didn't pay up so the leaks have started. It's financial metrics...

TLDR: Rockstar makes a fuck ton of money each year with GTA Online despite only ~4% of the player base spending money. There are no leaks about GTA VI.

User Lexiture on the GTAForums made these tables, so credits go to him.

MetricRed Dead OnlineGrand Theft Auto Online
Data periodJun 2024 – Apr 2026Sep 2025 – Apr 2026
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Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Fishtank Season 6 hosted by Bam Margera, is about to finish with a final challenge.
Autistic bald twins, Bingo and Bongo, vs failed z-list actor who just shit his pants on stream, James Drake. In what will surely be a pulse pounding goo spilling adventure.
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James Drake has won Season 5 of Fishtank after a slime wrestling match with the twins. The mood in the house and the community has been dour.

muffdiver

🐟 Fishtank Post in thread 'Fishtank.Live General'

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Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, while live streaming a predator catch on Kick, wrongfully accused an Indian man by the name of Akash Singhania of being a sexual predator. Vitaly would issue a statement retracting his accusations and apologizing to Akash. He states this "will never happen again" and suggests clippers should take down clips of this failed catch.
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You can see the clip of this failed predator catch, alongside reactions to it and Akash Singhania's response. Vitaly may be sued for this incident.
Also, Vitaly has been banned on Kick. Discuss how fucked Vitaly is here in the Predator Catcher Community thread.
 
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In a move that can only be described as legendary "Uno Reverse" moment, Russel Greer has replied to the Counterclaim filed by Joshua Moon in the Greer v. Moon case.

Greer is in fact NOT a vexatious litigant, Plaintiff's filings are legally sound and meritorious.
It is MATTHEW HARDIN who is vexatious.

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Come discuss Greeeeee's genius legal strategy in the usual place.

EDIT: Updated link.
 
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The @Kiss Alice (Donal Schultz) thread just got an interesting plot twist. If you aren't aware, @Blobbos was a long time lurker and came to the thread and revealed that he (Donnie) raped his sister (and called him a rapist pedophile), bragged about hacking her imgur account, and posted the only photo of Donal. This was due to him knowing his sister Ithariel (@nepetavision) for a long time.

Well, @nepetavision signed up to the Kiwi Farms and Blobbos (and Ithariel) posted in the thread. Shortly after, Ithariel has a talk with @Kiss Alice and forgives Ithariel. Shortly after, Ithariel scrambles her password and leaves the site.
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This is also where the story gets interesting. @Kiss Alice comes online (for the first time in a few months) and direct messages @Cheese_lad on discord after he joined his server on a burner. @Kiss Alice can only post in Spergatory so he direct messages @Cheese_lad to say that @Blobbos is actually "Cory Jacob Toohey", a convicted sex offender in the state of Ohio and that he and Ithariel forgived each other. This was also backed up by @nepetavision as well who also posted the link to his sex offender listing.
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You can view the update in the Donal Schultz / Kiss Alice thread.
 
Ian Jomha, best known for being mocked by the Kino Casino, after 5 months of no uploads has finally uploaded a new Kickstarter Crap style video to his primary iDubbbz channel that has since smashed all previous records for his channel's performance....

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...well, all previous records for low performance, that is. At only 93k views in 4 days, this is a 60% drop-off from his most recent video, which itself was his lowest performing video at the time.. Don't worry, iDubbbz fans, as there is already a perfectly valid explanation for why this happened: The Algorithm :evil:

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He’s blaming the algorithm HAHAHAHAHA
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Come discuss whether losing 3/5th of his already vanishing viewerbase can be salvaged by pumping out even more sloptent.
 
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