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Nuisance streamer and professional pavement ape Johnny Somali has been sentenced to PRISON WITH LABOR in South Korea.
In an update to this, the lawyer for the victim of Johnny Somali's deepfake porn has petitioned the prosecutor's office to appeal.

In the original sentencing, the judge determined that the victim felt "no severe sexual humiliation," and thus did not factor this into his sentence.

With the victim's lawyer's petition, prosecutors are now being asked to seek an extended sentence for Johnny Somali. Regardless of whether this is eventually granted, so long as the appeal is being heard, Johnny will remain in custody, meaning if proceedings last longer than 6 months, he could continue to stay in prison until a verdict is reached.

Discuss: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/johnny-somali-ramsey-khalid-ismael.206696/post-24271148
 
Update to the community happenings post from several days ago:
Post in thread 'Community Feature Submissions' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-feature-submissions.114933/post-24216630

The Blizzard employee, Frank Lalich, arrested for the stabbings in Raleigh had his charges dropped. Video evidence in his hearing showed he was acting in self-defense. You can now go back and speculate whodunnit.

Post in thread 'Six stabbed, man charged following fight on Fayetteville Street in Raleigh, police say' https://kiwifarms.st/threads/six-st...et-in-raleigh-police-say.243373/post-24267788
 
Pragmata is releasing today, and to celebrate, the Pragmata team created a "cryana" twitch badge based off this emoji 😭.
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For those of you who don't know that emoji is an extremely popular lolicon dog-whistle that was created by a man named Dorontabi who later admitted to using "child gravure" as reference material for his lolicon.
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The Pragmata devs are also aware of her sexualization by lolicons.
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It's all so tiresome.
 
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The owner of Pissmail, an alternative email provider based in Germany, was raided and his electronics were seized.

Come and discuss in the dedicated thread why offering domains like @hatesje.ws, @child.pizza, @genocide.fun and @koranburne.rs was one of the most brilliant ideas ever.

 
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BossmanJack is celebrating his birthday with offline gambling, he hit a 500x on Keno and won $160k
Come watch along in the Keno Kasino

Edit: His dad came in and unplugged his PC LOL

Edit 2: He might've been arrested
 
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Unconstitutional mass surveillance company Flock Safety is once again in trouble.

This time for lying about accessing their customers(police departments) footage and live cameras. With their sales team for some reason accessing live feeds of the children's gymnasium with concerning frequency.

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Flock has responded by saying it isn't true then linking a press release where they say it is true but they were just testing to make sure their search engine "didn't return any results when you tried searching for "star of david" to protect peoples first amendment rights and shit" and that this is why their sales team needed to access the child pool cameras.

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Discuss here
 
Sander Jennings, failson and brother of Jazz Jennings, has flown all the way to Japan to become a samurai.
 
It has been discovered that Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering likely took out a second mortgage to cover the costs of his failing coffee business then asked his viewers to pay for it. Oh and there may be definitive proof he’s full of shit about having his own roaster / processor.

 
In 2025, Phil Burnell (white DSP) had a moment on stream where he attempted to insult Kino Casino or someone else by saying "welcome... home" because their views had dipped a little. Only a few days after he said this phrase, his streams cratered in popularity as Kino Casino viewers/supporters left and it immediately made someone in chat say "Welcome Home" back to DSP which threw him into a rage.

The moment was heavily mocked and if you search for the term "welcome home" on his k-farms thread, there are far more than 10 pages of results for it:
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In a seemingly totally unrelated event, a tranny shot up their family and before opening fire used the catch phrase "welcome home" (DSP has actually said it in various forms since at least 2023, so his usage predates the tranny shooting):

This has already lead to some penultimate-style jokes on the matter:
someone didn't get his wolverine dilator
 
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For the first time in over 5 years, Jim Sterling has gained subscribers on his YouTube channel
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only to immediately lose them again 12 days later.
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It's worth noting he hasn't uploaded a video during this period of time (or at all during the month of April) so the exact cause of this odd fluctuation is anyone's guess. What matters is we're back on the excruciatingly slow road to under 700k, baby.

(Discuss)
 
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Today is Patrick Tomlinson's 46th Misery Day Birthday!


Give prezzies idea like Dino Nuggies, gorilla shit and Norm Macdonald jokes below.
 
Some people may be asking themselves why longtime user @NerdShamer (sorry for the ping) changed his avatar to a certain windmill design at the start of 2026. In his own words, it is bait:
NerdShamer said:
It's part of an social experiment because some asshole won't stop screenshotting my posts just to get even with my sense of humor. If it pisses someone else off, then that's an bonus for me..

That particular asshole is "SamanthaPrater"/Emily Nicole Cassidy, a delusional artcow who regularly regurgitates drama on social media regarding (verified) claims of her tracing art from more competent artists. Shamer was banking on Emily screenshotting one of his posts (as he's been a particular bugbear of hers), thus emblazoning her profile with an Indian good luck charm, on websites that are prone to jumping to conclusions.

Yesterday evening, his gambit paid off:
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Come laugh at the fat retarded art thief (indirectly) posting a swastika on tumblr out of sheer tardrage here. Feel free to congratulate NerdShamer on his user page.
 
It has been discovered that Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering likely took out a second mortgage to cover the costs of his failing coffee business then asked his viewers to pay for it. Oh and there may be definitive proof he’s full of shit about having his own roaster / processor.
Quartering (Jeremy Hambly) took down this video

Link:
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His wife fears for her life, but not as much as his coffee company does. Maybe the jewbull does have a financial stake in it if he's the one behind these.

Note: it only says bullying if you open the webpage, the embed gives a generic claim.
 
Trump has signed an executive order to legalize and start researching psychedelic drugs. This will allow for the treatments for PTSD, Depression, Drug & Alcohol addiction using things like Ibogaine.
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Trump is signing some Executive order right now. Joe Rogan is there for some reason

Edit it sounds like they are legalizing psychedelics for a right to try for experimental therapies

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