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In an update to the previous Johnny Somali news, Both Legal Mindset and Atozy report a dual-dose of fucking stupidity and inevitable fate as not only has Johnny appealed his incredibly lenient 6 month sentence of prison with hard labour when the prosecution was asking for 3 years, the prosecution has offically appealed the sentence as well!

This means that Johnny played himself badly, as now the term of his entire sentence and new trial will be spent waiting in a massively overcrowded detention center reportedly at 130% capacity where as the lowest man in the totem pole, he will be sleeping next to the open air ditch toilet in his disgustingly overcrowded cell for the entirety of his term, his new trial will not even start until September, shortly before he was due to be released! The camp is reported to be 'worse then prison' and 'like Hell' from former inmates.

However, Johnny would still be stuck there because of the prosecution appeal. Both appeals will be covered in the new trial which will be overseen by a higher court with a panel of 3 judges, so his his light sentence is believed extremely likely to be extended to be closer to the original recommended 3 years hard labour.

There is also still the possibility of new child-sex offenses being pressed due to his conduct when playing loud sexually aggressive statements in a kid's amusement park. This would guarantee his placement on the U.S. sex offender registry should he be convicted on these new charges. Discuss in the Johnny Somali thread.

 
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First Hispanic Lolcow, The venezuelan Chris Chan, Michael David Peña/Cajaman/Toilet-Kun/Ultrapena, declares war to Kiwifarms
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ES Post in thread 'Michael David Peña / Cajaman / Ultrapeña / Toilet-Kun / Venezuelan Chris Chan'

Bueno, junto a @KirinMañoso ya estoy oficialmente en el infame Cajaverso. Por cierto Davicito, llamame "Tomas Boves", y no soy esos maricos de Capital Otaku, sigues pseudoxeando sin atinarla. ah y tambien es canon @Rykerz en el cajaverso.



Bueno, es oficial. Cajaman declaró la guerra a Kiwi Farms, volvimos a 2008 cuando le declaró la guerra a Capital Otaku o "El imperio nazi". @notorietus se puede considerar esto como "Momento historico de la pagina"?
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No loyalties among groypers. A group of groypers gave an interview about their support for Nick Fuentes on CNN, who watched it.

Nick's opinion?

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Absolutely condemnation from the Catboy Fuhrer himself. As a further insult to injury the groypers engaged in multiple twitter spaces calling for said gropyer to kill himself and lead to him deleting his account

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One of the groypers that did the CNN interview has deactivated his account after two days of twitter spaces where the groypers berated the CNN chud and demanded he kill himself. Greg the Groyper, the one who hosts the AF twitter spaces, gloats:
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speaking of which...



CNN Groyper Twitter Spaces

At least three struggle sessions over the CNN groyper appearance have occurred in twitter spaces over the past few days. The first twitter space was over five and a half hours. Side note Twitter spaces are m4a by default which doesn't embed here, mp3 does. The majority of the talk is the groypers repeatedly encouraging the groyper that Nick whined about to kill himself. Participants in these spaces include:
  • Beardson
  • ALI JAMAL!!!!
  • Brittany of Politically Provoked
  • Faith Merril
  • Jimbo Zoomer + Brynn (short+round+brown latina gf)
  • Slayter (groypette OnlyFans whore that Beardson simps for)
  • a bunch of other random groypers
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Come discuss in the thread what it means to pledge to kill, rape, and die for Nick Fuentes but draw his ire for not meeting his standard
 
The Southern Poverty Law Center is being charged with fraud, for manufacturing the far right groups it fights against.

Discuss here:
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Crime Thread 'Justice Department charges Southern Poverty Law Center with fraud over investigations into extremist groups'

Link | Archive
Washington — A federal grand jury in Alabama indicted the Southern Poverty Law Center on 11 counts of wire and bank fraud-related charges on Tuesday, the Justice Department announced, accusing the organization of paying members of extremist groups as part of its efforts to investigate them.

"The SPLC is a nonprofit entity that purports to fight white supremacy and racial hatred by reporting on extremist groups and conducting research to inform law enforcement groups with the goal of dismantling these groups," Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said at a...
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Drew DeVault, known for being a lolicon and constantly stirring up shit in the open source community, especially by starting a harassment campaign against Vaxry and Hyprland, has finally released a response to the DeVault Report. This was a report that was authored when he started another hate campaign against Richard Stallman, prompting many people to dig into his past only to find out that he's a pedophile.

He's only late to respond by almost 2 years.

Discuss in his lolcow thread:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/drew-chadwick-devault-ddevault-sircmpwn.175606/post-24307707
 
After a thrilling finale to the eighth season of the greatest gambling show to ever grace this site, BossmanJack's court records finally updated and confirmed speculation that he was picked up on yet another probation violation.
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He has a combined hearing scheduled for it as well as his prior probation violation back in March (which originally had a hearing scheduled for May) on April 27th.
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Unfortunately for Austin, (or fortunately for you, if you happen to be of the Rattus genus) he seems to have pissed off his PO to the point of inspiring them to file additional paperwork and notify a supervisor, which we all know is the last thing a government worker would want to do. This, on top of an immediate minimum of three years in prison (additional time pending future convictions) for fucking up his probation doesn't bode well for our favorite MILF slayer.
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One interesting thing, reading the VA Probation Violation procedures, the PB-15, which is the Probation Officer exercising their arrest powers is something they consider in the manual as being something to be done sparingly, and suggests first to petition the court for a warrant. He fucked up so bad the government employee elected to do more paper work AND had to get a supervisor.

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This time it is prison. This is whats over his head. A sweetheart deal, 2 years probation in lieu of 3 years penitentiary. What a fuck up.

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He could get the same or worse sentence for his second drug possession which is pending.
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Come doom over the inevitable fall of a gambling icon or speculate on how Bossman will miraculously worm his way out of yet another fuck up in his thread or the dedicated legal thread.
 
The Virginia Redistricting Referendum has passed with a vote of 51.5%, changing the Democrats 6-5 house seat advantage to an estimated 10-1 advantage.
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US Thread 'Virginia passes redistricting measure that could help Democrats retake the House'

RICHMOND — Virginia voters approved a referendum to draw new congressional districts that could add as many as four Democratic seats to the House of Representatives, the Associated Press projects, awarding Democrats an advantage in the national redistricting war begun by Republicans.

Democrats and their allies poured at least $64 million into the Virginia campaign in a high-stakes bid to counter President Donald Trump’s push to add Republican seats in other states. Voters rewarded the effort, continuing momentum Democrats built with big wins in Virginia’s statewide elections last fall...
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Vorratsdatenspeicherung. IPA: [ˈfoːɐ̯ʁaːt͡sdaːtn̩ˌʃpaɪ̯çəʁʊŋ]. The German word for "data retention".

Remember how, in 2007, Germany passed a law obligating Internet access providers to store IP addresses and metadata on everyone, without cause and without suspicion of a criminal offense and without judicial authorization, justified on the basis of combating terrorism? Which eventually got struck down by the highest courts.
And how, in 2015, Germany passed a law obligating Internet access providers to store IP addresses and metadata on everyone, without cause and without suspicion of a criminal offense and without judicial authorization, justified on the basis of combating terrorism? Which eventually got struck down by the highest courts.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, all good things come in threes.
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Now introducing: Vorratsdatenspeicherung, attempt #3, this time obligating Internet access providers to store IP addresses and metadata on everyone, without cause and without suspicion of a criminal offense and without judicial authorization, justified on the basis of ......... fake online shops and digital violence.
I'm not making this up.

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Sending big love out to the federal government of Germany, surely it will work this time!

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EU Thread 'Attempt #3 - Federal Government of Germany Approves Warrantless Data Retention'

Translation by yours truly. Original source [A] at netzpolitik.org

Third attempt​

Federal government approves warrantless data retention​

The federal government is making a third attempt to introduce data retention. Internet access providers are to store the IP addresses of all users - indiscriminately and on a mass basis. Internet services such as email providers and messaging apps must also store and disclose data upon order.

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Responsible for the data retention policy: Justice Minister Hubig and Interior Minister Dobrindt

Today, the federal...
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Brand New Russell Greer emails were discovered where he complains that Clark County officials are ghosting his brothel questions.

Useful_Mistake

🐮 Lolcow Post in thread 'Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC'

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Long overdue update since something significant happened less than an hour ago.

The timeline is more or less like this:
  • Initial request was made on 9th of January
  • On January 13th, they said "Due to the high volume of public records, additional time is required." The new timeline was 19th of February
  • On 17th of February, they concluded that no records existed
  • Today, after a lot of effort on my behalf, they provided as a reasoning that they delele records every six months. The records in question are from 2024, so this isn't an explanation for the difference between...
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This is somewhat intriguing, because they did find answers to his questions but figured that he was not worth responding to as proven by my investigation at the start of the year:

Useful_Mistake

🐮 Lolcow Post in thread 'Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC'

Please find attached Russell Greer's communication to Clark County in hopes of getting approved for zoning for his “escort bureau”. This took place in 2024
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Virginia State Judge ruled that any and all votes cast in the April 21, 2026 Special Election are "ineffective" and "permanently" forbid the State of Virginia from certifying the results of the special election. This concerned a redistricting plan that according to USAToday "could transform Old Dominion's 11-member delegation from a 6-to-5 Democratic edge to an overwhelming 10-to-1 advantage."

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US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

INJUNCTIONED!
UPDATE on referendum lawsuits: The Tazewell Circuit Court just ruled the referendum unconstitutional. The Judge entered an injunction blocking certification of the election & denied a motion to stay pending appeal. A final order will be entered once drafted, & it will be immediately appealed
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US Post in thread 'US Politics General 2: Hope Edition'

Virginia's special election of April 21st, 2026, was just overturned
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Yenta sleep paralysis demon Laura Loomer has had her lawsuit against HBO and fellow chosenite Bill Maher dismissed by a federal judge. Maher and HBO had been sued for defamation after Maher jokingly alleged that Loomer was having sex with Donald Trump.

Discuss here:
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💰 Grifter Post in thread 'Laura Loomer / @looms93'

Her lawsuit against Bill Maher and HBO has been dismissed:
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Judge tosses Laura Loomer’s defamation suit against Bill Maher​

The conservative activist alleged that Maher defamed her with a joke suggesting she had an affair with President Donald Trump.

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By JACOB WENDLER 04/22/2026 07:16 PM

A federal judge in Florida has dismissed conservative activist Laura Loomer’s defamation lawsuit against comedian Bill Maher and HBO, ruling that his suggestion that she was having an affair with President Donald Trump was clearly a joke.

U.S...
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