حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

This has been the best morning of my life and I love you all. Even Connor (but only in a platonic way because I would not fucky him).

Now, TO THE SLUTMOBILE!

 

[Watcher]

Found this in my inbox today. It's just under a month old, but it shows that Connor is so obsessed with me that no matter how many times he comes to conclusion that I'm a fake he can't risk not messaging me in fear of me being real.

I'm personally still shocked he thought you were real in the first place

 

[Dr. Meme]

Found this in my inbox today. It's just under a month old, but it shows that Connor is so obsessed with me that no matter how many times he comes to conclusion that I'm a fake he can't risk not messaging me in fear of me being real.
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hurry up and friendzone him so i can swoop in for the rebound

 

[ManOfOlympium]

Here is Connor's original RE thread.

Here is @Mauvman Shuffleboard's Redesign of it:
Part the First through Third
Part the Fourth through Fifth
Part the Sixth through Seventh
Part the Eighth
Part the Ninth through Eleventh

And here is @The Knife's deconstruction of his work
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapters 6 and 7
Chapters 8 and 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12

Ok, so I'm almost at the end of three, but does something happen? Like at all?
Where's the inciting incident? All it is is some EMP outcast whining about how her life is shitty even though she's SOOPER SPESHUL.

It's a MLP Human in Equestria fanfic. Without ponies.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So I still have a couple of questions about @Connor Bible's behavior yesterday because dude still has me a bit baffled.

1- So kid talks about how he'll "totally drink himself to death, just wait and see." Besides how totally unoriginal this is for an author to do has kid ever actually gotten drunk? Kid is such a nerd and anti-social that I can't imagine him going out drinkin and shit.

2- So Connor will turn down any woman that wants to date him and they're all sluts. Stupid but whatever. Why the fuck does he care? I know it's because he's wack but has he ever given an explanation?

 

[Watcher]

1- So kid talks about how he'll "totally drink himself to death, just wait and see." Besides how totally unoriginal this is for an author to do has kid ever actually gotten drunk? Kid is such a nerd and anti-social that I can't imagine him going out drinkin and shit.

Can you really imagine Conner going to a liquor store and buying whiskey? He'd probably confuse what's in his Big Gulp with alcohol.

2- So Connor will turn down any woman that wants to date him and they're all sluts. Stupid but whatever. Why the fuck does he care? I know it's because he's wack but has he ever given an explanation?

Because he's insecure and wants to come up with irrational reasons as to why he is single and alone.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Ok, so I'm almost at the end of three, but does something happen? Like at all?
Where's the inciting incident? All it is is some EMP outcast whining about how her life is shitty even though she's SOOPER SPESHUL.

It's a MLP Human in Equestria fanfic. Without ponies.

There's some good parts, like when the teacher masturbates to death in front of the class room, or when you get introduced to the copy of the black orderly in Silence of the Lambs, who is now a gorilla because not being racist is hard, as well as Gendo Lecter.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

There's some good parts, like when the teacher masturbates to death in front of the class room, or when you get introduced to the copy of the black orderly in Silence of the Lambs, who is now a gorilla because not being racist is hard, as well as Gendo Lecter.

Seriously? This is in his story? God dammit @Connor Bible.

 

[ManOfOlympium]

There's some good parts, like when the teacher masturbates to death in front of the class room, or when you get introduced to the copy of the black orderly in Silence of the Lambs, who is now a gorilla because not being racist is hard, as well as Gendo Lecter.

...

Is research even a fucking thing anymore?
Sonichu was more grounded in reality.

 

[dabluearmedbandit]

everyone is acting like something happened in this thread, but he's just being fat and gay and whiny. Seems like business as usual to me.

 

[Smutley]

1- So kid talks about how he'll "totally drink himself to death, just wait and see." Besides how totally unoriginal this is for an author to do has kid ever actually gotten drunk? Kid is such a nerd and anti-social that I can't imagine him going out drinkin and shit.

Connor has a very unfortunate Uncle who is slowly dying of cirrhosis, though that's been going on for half a decade now. He has also said his Mother regularly gets drunk and yells at him at Applebees.

To answer your question, no, Connor has never had a drink. He's actively fought against drinking for years, and has chastised members here for suggesting he have a couple brews now that he's legal because he's not going out like one of those deadbeats.

 

[Cosmos]

Ooh, Connor is the featured thread again! Alright, let's see what he's up to...

Like that would do any good. You'd shit on me anyways. Fuckers.

Everyone's fucking trash to me. This whole planet is one giant mound of shit floating in outer space.

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

If some bitch plays nice to me, I'd expose her for the fraud she is.

All women are sluts.

Any bitch so much as offers to go on a date with me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

Ah, it's so comforting to know that some things never change. And it looks like Connor is slowly but surely embracing his loveshyness! Why, before we know it, he'll be rubbing shoulders with Holden and the Sluthaters! They grow up so fast...

 

[Chan the Wizard]

As a gay man, Connor is a fat faggot and I would not have sex with him.

Crotchrot and autism is a bad combo.

 

[Sable]

To answer your question, no, Connor has never had a drink. He's actively fought against drinking for years, and has chastised members here for suggesting he have a couple brews now that he's legal because he's not going out like one of those deadbeats.

Sounds familiar.

You should buy him a Long Island Iced Tea.

 

[AnOminous]

masturbates to death

That doesn't work. Not that I've tried or anything.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

he's not going out like one of those deadbeats.

No, Connor, you are the deadbeats.

And then Connor was an autist.

 

[Connor Bible]

You want me to be a drunk? Go fuck yourselves.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

You want me to be a drunk? Go fuck yourselves.

Having a drink =/= being an alcoholic you know.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

What's wrong with being drunk? We don't mean turning you into a drunk, dude, just have a couple of brews.

 

[Connor Bible]

Having a drink =/= being an alcoholic you know.

Shut the fuck up.