COOK DINNER WITH ME - 25/03/2018

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All her "recipes" must taste the exact same, all she ever makes is soup with a shit load of chicken broth in it and a bunch of salt. But she swears it's healthy guysssss
 
I enjoyed the closed captioning immensely:

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You'd think the morbid obesity crew and the "I don't eat onions or mushrooms or pickles or chicken unless it's the undisclosed exact way I'm used to it because I'm a fucking baby" crew would be mutually exclusive but somehow these bozos found a way to have it all.
 
I'm just dumbfounded at the fact that she is using chicken tenders as a crockpot meat. G O R L WOW
 
I'd also like to point out that "chicken has to be cooked a certain way" in order for AL to like it so unless it's been boiling in a crockpot, grilled on a g foreman, ground into Mcnuggets or a breaded McChicken patty, KFC, tacos, cheesecake factory, Chinese food or any other numerous forms of preparing chicken, Amberlynn won't like and probably won't eat it so don't bother offering.

Unbelievable.
 
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Becky: "Oh and before anyone asks, we do not keep tide pods in here. It's.....depth perception....."

Is it really, Becky? It's DEPTH PERCEPTION??? Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about? Don't you mean, it's an illusion or some shit? Please, explain to me how measuring cups hidden in a tide pod bucket equals "depth perseption." Fucking uneducated yokel.



Now we know what AL looks like while licking Necky's downstairs.
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Papaya23 said:
You'd think the morbid obesity crew and the "I don't eat onions or mushrooms or pickles or chicken unless it's the undisclosed exact way I'm used to it because I'm a fucking baby" crew would be mutually exclusive but somehow these bozos found a way to have it all.
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It's actually my experience that morbidly obese people are very very picky eaters. They eat massive amounts of food, sure, that's obvious but a very narrow range of foods. Many people who lose weight and are successful in keeping it off say it wasn't until they started to count calories and had to learn how to get the biggest bang for their caloric 'buck' that they learned that diversity was good.

Morbidly obese people also don't know how to cook. Hamberlynn's concoctions are super gross, but that's also pretty common. No one teaches cooking in schools, and many parents are too busy, especially in the lower classes, to teach their children how to read and follow recipes. Many of the people who have lost weight and kept if off also said they had to teach themselves how to cook, as well as learn to like new foods.

Very narrow "from scratch" food preferences + no training in how to find or read recipes + no curiosity for nutrition, flavors, or cooking skills + and too much access to junk food which is super easy to eat and engineered to be hyperpalatable so you eat and buy more and more and more = Morbid obesity every time.

Her shit is grosser than usual though. If she were like TFVG I'd accuse her of making food unpalatable on purpose, but she obviously thinks this stuff tastes good and eats it.
 
Amber doesn’t read the farms tho
 

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Thanks for all the ongoing grockbot advice whilst you cook your first boring as fuck meal in it, AL.

A giant fat fucking moron said:
AL: "[Chicken] is healthier. I can't sit there and eat, like, like, steaks, and, pork, like, what people do in the uh, low-carb, I don't, I can't."
Eric: "But isn't chicken a part of that, too?"
AL: "Yeah but they mainly eat............................ The people that I KNOW, I'm not gonna speak for everyone, but the people I've talked to don't really eat chicken."
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plant boy said:
Amber doesn’t read the farms tho
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Yes, AL, show us your knowledge with UK health facts.

Washing meat is pretty common (meaning rub down or soak with vinegar/lime/lemon/warm salt water, etc) - just use bleach to clean up afterwards so there's no bacteria left in the sink or on the cutting boards or utensils. She's gross asf. She touched it anyway and didn't wash her hands, and didn't wash that thermometer.
 
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That was not soup there was no fucking broth in it, and she used low sodium broth and water but then dumped a shit load of garlic salt and Himalayan salt in there.
 
C3PBRO said:
Thanks for all the ongoing grockbot advice whilst you cook your first boring as fuck meal in it, AL.
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First of all, I don't believe that Amber knows anyone on a low-carb diet, everyone in her orbit is hugely overweight and not exactly a picture of health.
Second of all, people on low-carb/high-protein diets absolutely do eat chicken, it's one of the leanest sources of protein. Unless we're talking about people on ultra high-protein diets like bodybuilders, it's absurd to think someone on that type of diet will eat only pork or beef, but not chicken.

It's getting annoying how frequently she trots out the fact that she "never eats pork or beef, only chicken and turkey and lean meats" as if it makes her an expert on nutrition and healthy eating.
 
If that is you Becky, could you please make your way over to the "What do Amberlynn's Farts Sound Like" thread, you contribution would be invaluable.

If not, welcome to the Farms anyway I guess. No doublefagging.
 
I wonder if those cat ears was AL's way of appearing put together for her video.
Like she threw on those dusty cat ears and thought: "That's good enough"
Also when Necky chomped into the slop, you can tell she didnt wanna say what she thought of it with AL's fucking phone in her face, but her reaction looked more of a pity response.
We all know if she told her it was garbage AL would have had a major fit.
 
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