COOK DINNER WITH ME - 25/03/2018

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The whole thing was cringy as fuck. She told all of us that this was her first crockpot and she had never used one before, but then goes on and on explaining thing as if she knows what she is doing and is teaching the viewers.
 
sixcarbchiligorl said:
The whole thing was cringy as fuck. She told all of us that this was her first crockpot and she had never used one before, but then goes on and on explaining thing as if she knows what she is doing and is teaching the viewers.
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You know what really gets me about that chicken goo mess is that you know every crock pot comes with a booklet of recipes. At least the one's I've had in the past have and considering it's from a chef's/food blogger's line then it's even more likely to have something like that. GORL, you don't have to eat slop all the time. I bet if you put that on the floor not one single pet would touch it.
 
She asked people on twitter for recipes too, and a girl sent her one for some dish and she was like, "I was already going to cook that, great minds think alike.", then gorl, why you asking for recipes? Sheesh.
 
She cooked chicken tenders, baby carrots and potatoes for 4 hours on HIGH. No wonder everything turned to mush as she touched it. She over cooked all of it and pretended to be Pioneer Woman herself as she was explaining it. Oy vey!
 
DonaldChump said:
Why do they let her cook? She clearly doesnt know how.
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Or, why not have her watch Ricky? He at least seems to have a rudimentary grasp of how to cook non-slop food AND it's generally healthy since he and Eric are trying to take the weight loss thing seriously. Christ, every time I see poor Ricky all I see is a single parent trying to keep up with every aspect of life with no support or help.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
She asked people on twitter for recipes too, and a girl sent her one for some dish and she was like, "I was already going to cook that, great minds think alike.", then gorl, why you asking for recipes? Sheesh.
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How is she going to follow any recipe when Becky is picky as hell and likes dried minced onion and canned mushrooms instead of fresh?

I mean I can understand not liking how amber cooks them, she doesn't allow the onion to sweat or the mushroom water to evaporate. (You also need to cook them in butter) That takes too long and have to get the slop in your mouth asap.
 
Dr. Studman M.D. said:
How is she going to follow any recipe when Becky is picky as hell and likes dried minced onion and canned mushrooms instead of fresh?

I mean I can understand not liking how amber cooks them, she doesn't allow the onion to sweat or the mushroom water to evaporate. (You also need to cook them in butter) That takes too long and have to get the slop in your mouth asap.
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But butter will make you fat! Amber's on a weight loss journey, didn't you know?
 
Dr. Studman M.D. said:
I mean I can understand not liking how amber cooks them, she doesn't allow the onion to sweat or the mushroom water to evaporate. (You also need to cook them in butter) That takes too long and have to get the slop in your mouth asap.
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Amber can't be bothered to do all those things because, "Thas too mush."
 
FreeWasabi said:
First of all, I don't believe that Amber knows anyone on a low-carb diet, everyone in her orbit is hugely overweight and not exactly a picture of health.
Second of all, people on low-carb/high-protein diets absolutely do eat chicken, it's one of the leanest sources of protein. Unless we're talking about people on ultra high-protein diets like bodybuilders, it's absurd to think someone on that type of diet will eat only pork or beef, but not chicken.

It's getting annoying how frequently she trots out the fact that she "never eats pork or beef, only chicken and turkey and lean meats" as if it makes her an expert on nutrition and healthy eating.
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she does that to make up for the fact that she's over 500lbs. a lot of overweight people do this
 
A solid 90% of what Amber does confounds and/or disgusts me but everything about the way she made this “grock bot” slop made my skin crawl.
 
I Hate Myself said:
I'm just dumbfounded at the fact that she is using chicken tenders as a crockpot meat. G O R L WOW
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I know this is late, but fucking thank you. I could not figure out why the chicken was cut like that. I've never seen that before
 
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