COOK DINNER WITH ME - 25/03/2018

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That is the world's most useless style of crockpot. You have to lock the lid down? Really? PW stuff is cute af but most of it is cheap trash.

Also cooking food in a crockpot without a recipe is a surefire way to make everything taste really warm and wet without any actual flavor. But I guess Becky probably likes that over her usual of dry and over-seasoned.

edit: Jesus christ, that wasn't meant to be a soup. Why is she incapable of eating anything not in soup form?
 
There are so many delicious crockpot recipes all over the internet. Why is it so hard for our gorl to look some of them up and follow them? Like crockpot fajitas or curry or something actually edible. Why does she insist on making all of her meals so bland and unappetizing?
 
So the soup Becky's sister made was soooooo unhealthy because of the salt, yet Al uses 2 different salts in HER soups.
Yes, BIG difference here guyyzz
 
Ozul said:
So the soup Becky's sister made was soooooo unhealthy because of the salt, yet Al uses 2 different salts in HER soups.
Yes, BIG difference here guyyzz
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Becky's sister probably didn't use HEALTHY Himalayan Salt.

Seriously though. Someone in YT comments mentioned this. Becky told us she has high blood pressure. AL continues to make these high sodium content meals. IS AL trying to give Becks a stroke or something for real?
 
Rotogravure said:
Becky told us she has high blood pressure. AL continues to make these high sodium content meals. IS AL trying to give Becks a stroke or something for real?
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It's interesting that Becky, who eats less than Amber, has high blood pressure, but Amber's blood pressure is just fine.
 
I can't think of anything worst than chicken breast in a crockpot. Even cooking in liquid that shit is dry, you need nice fatty meat with lots of connective tissue (like classic pork butt or beef chuck) when you make stew.
 
Rotogravure said:
Becky's sister probably didn't use HEALTHY Himalayan Salt.

Seriously though. Someone in YT comments mentioned this. Becky told us she has high blood pressure. AL continues to make these high sodium content meals. IS AL trying to give Becks a stroke or something for real?
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Is Himalayan pink salt supposed to be healthier than table salt?
 
I also love how The Fag™ tries to be all shady and snarky by asking Becky "what are you wearing?" and Becky simply replies "hoodie and jeans".

Trying too hard to be the cult fav snarky gay. Can't talk shit about Becky when you have a brillo pad on your head. :\
 
Botched Tit Job said:
That is the world's most useless style of crockpot. You have to lock the lid down? Really? PW stuff is cute af but most of it is cheap trash.

Also cooking food in a crockpot without a recipe is a surefire way to make everything taste really warm and wet without any actual flavor. But I guess Becky probably likes that over her usual of dry and over-seasoned.

edit: Jesus christ, that wasn't meant to be a soup. Why is she incapable of eating anything not in soup form?
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Style over substance, gorl.
 
Bashful Bunny said:
There are so many delicious crockpot recipes all over the internet. Why is it so hard for our gorl to look some of them up and follow them? Like crockpot fajitas or curry or something actually edible. Why does she insist on making all of her meals so bland and unappetizing?
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It would of been a good time to make her chili slop. It might of came out o.k. in the crockpot (even though she'd be sure to water it down to a soup). Or just buy a whole chicken and use all of those seasonings and let it cook with the potato and carrots. Meat in the slow cooker does need some type of fat to baste itself.
 
I'm going to assume the Pioneer Woman croc pot is as shit as everything else in the line. It's cheap, brightly colored tat that breaks within a few uses. I have some of the bowls, and one of them shattered from me pouring milk onto my cereal. Amber impulse bought this because it was ~*~pretty gauyz~*~

She was so close to making something edible too :( I cook chicken (thighs), potatoes and carrots in my slow cooker all the time. But I make a sauce with honey, ketchup, soy sauce and seasonings that I put over it so that it tastes like something other than salt. And you don't need to add a bunch of fucking broth. Potatos and carrots cook out enough liquid that they baste themselves.
 
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AL: "So this is like a soup...type deal. You notice that?"

As if she intended on making soup. It just all started falling apart when she stirred it. This was not an "on purpose" soup. She just called it that when it started becoming slop.
 
BeebTheMilch said:
Becky: "Oh and before anyone asks, we do not keep tide pods in here. It's.....depth perception....."

Is it really, Becky? It's DEPTH PERCEPTION??? Do you even know what the fuck you're talking about? Don't you mean, it's an illusion or some shit? Please, explain to me how measuring cups hidden in a tide pod bucket equals "depth perseption." Fucking uneducated yokel.



Now we know what AL looks like while licking Necky's downstairs.
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That's what I thought she meant too; but, then she said something to Amber about reaching for the Tide pod bucket, but whacking her hand on the shelf above it instead. She was filming when she reached for it, so her depth perception was off. At least I'm :optimistic: that is what I saw/heard...
 
BeebTheMilch said:
AL: "So this is like a soup...type deal. You notice that?"

As if she intended on making soup. It just all started falling apart when she stirred it. This was not an "on purpose" soup. She just called it that when it started becoming slop.
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I like how she goes to grab the chicken and it breaks up before stirring it around and saying "Oh see! Meat cooked like this breaks apart." Like she wasn't surprised and knows about cooking. She knows meat that does that is supposed to be delicious but she doesn't know why.
edit: If she did she wouldn't have used tenders and 3 different salts.
 
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