Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

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When asked about his favorite hamburger:

"I don't eat fast food anymore."

"I eat fast food maybe once a week on Kat and my day off."

"I only eat fast food 2 to 3 times a week"

Which one is it Phil? You eat zero fast food meals or you eat it three times a week? It's like, "I never smoke weed except the three times a day when I do"

And then we have the bullshit, "that depends on what your definition of 'fast food's is". Yes, sitting down at Applebees and getting a cheeseburger is not technically fast food. It's still a burger and fries. The issue isn't the amount of time, it's the garbage food. People say Phil is unhealthy and eats greasy fast food burgers all the time. Eating greasy restaurant burgers doesn't combat the ridicule.
 
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Sparkletor said:
When asked about his favorite hamburger:

"I don't eat fast food anymore."

"I eat fast food maybe once a week on Kat and my day off."

"I only eat fast food 2 to 3 times a week"

Which one is it Phil? You eat zero fast food meals or you eat it three times a week? It's like, "I never smoke weed except the three times a day when I do"

And then we have the bullshit, "that depends on what your definition of 'fast food's is". Yes, sitting down at Applebees and getting a cheeseburger is not technically fast food. It's still a burger and fries. The issue isn't the amount of time, it's the garbage food. People say Phil is unhealthy and eats greasy fast food burgers all the time. Eating greasy restaurant burgers doesn't combat the ridicule.
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All he had to do was say what his favorite type of burger is, and he can't do it. He's too afraid of truth and too stupid to BS effectively. Hell, he could've said something like "I like bacon cheesburgers with tomatoes and lettuce doods, but I don't eat 'em too much anymore because I need to watch my weight".

Nope, too quick to deny, not smart enough to slip in the truth with a lie.
 
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actually said:
Dinner tonight was frozen chicken patties as a sandwich (with lettuce and tomato, so totally healthy)....with rice on the side.

Who the fuck eats rice with a chicken sandwich?
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Kat must be half Irish, half Chinese because rice and potatoes seem to be her staple foods. If she could fuse with Pandalee, maybe they would cook a regular dinner.
 
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Crunchy Smegma said:
Kat must be half Irish, half Chinese because rice and potatoes seem to be her staple foods. If she could fuse with Pandalee, maybe they would cook a regular dinner.
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Leanna may not have been the best cook, but she at least seemed to legitimately try to make stuff. When you'd see the stuff she slopped onto plates, you could tell it wasn't just nuked Schwan's shit. Come to think of it, there was a video when Phil made his 100% Italian by way of Poland sauce and meatballs, and panda claimed she had never had a meatball sandwich before. Did she have a really sheltered upbringing? And once she was out of the family home, she tried making all the cool shit she saw in Good Housekeeping?
 
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Schmeckel said:
Leanna may not have been the best cook, but she at least seemed to legitimately try to make stuff. When you'd see the stuff she slopped onto plates, you could tell it wasn't just nuked Schwan's shit. Come to think of it, there was a video when Phil made his 100% Italian by way of Poland sauce and meatballs, and panda claimed she had never had a meatball sandwich before. Did she have a really sheltered upbringing? And once she was out of the family home, she tried making all the cool shit she saw in Good Housekeeping?
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True, Leanna's cooking made Phil lose some weight (which hardly matters if you aren't also exercising), I imagine eating Kat's cooking is like inserting a tasteless brick down your esophagus.
 
LyteSydeByll said:
Tonight is slow cooker pulled chicken in spicy barbeque sauce. DSP also refused chat's request to post the meal on instagram. :(
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Sounds like it's because it was another TV dinner and Pig hates how he gets mocked for those. That and he's probably getting pissy it isn't his manchild favorite of penne and meatballs in diabetes sauce.
 
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LyteSydeByll said:
Tonight is slow cooker pulled chicken in spicy barbeque sauce. DSP also refused chat's request to post the meal on instagram. :(
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I know Schwan's has a fully cooked shredded chicken meal you can throw in a slow cooker or microwave. I like to think DSP just buys that and tosses it in some bbq sauce when it's heated up.
 
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