Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

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Equinox_ said:
I know Schwan's has a fully cooked shredded chicken meal you can throw in a slow cooker or microwave. I like to think DSP just buys that and tosses it in some bbq sauce when it's heated up.
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I've seen those at smith's/Kroger before. I snagged one once because it was on sale, and it wasn't too bad. You could tell that the meat itself wasn't the greatest. But, it was all in one bag and I only added a bit of hot sauce to liven it up a bit. I can only imagine that the Schwan's version is thrice the price and just as low of quality. And they wouldn't add anything to it because they're absolutely lazy fucks (as said by someone that uses an instant pot all the damn time).
 
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When did he say he got an air fryer? I saw people referencing it, but I swear I can't remember anyone mentioning it before.
 
Oh I forgot. He also said that Air Fryers are "Really expensive" but his mom got a good deal because it was regular price over $200 but she got it for "like" $100!

There are plenty of other air fryers on even on QVC for much much cheaper. Especially when you don't even know if you will want it.


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His parents already owned an Air Fryer, but it wasnt big enough to feed two senior citizens so they ordered the Power XL 10in1 2500W Power Cooker 5 million for themselves and one for Philip. They couldn't just send him the old one. That's gotta be hoarded in their closet.
 
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LiquidCancer said:
Oh I forgot. He also said that Air Fryers are "Really expensive" but his mom got a good deal because it was regular price over $200 but she got it for "like" $100!

There are plenty of other air fryers on even on QVC for much much cheaper. Especially when you don't even know if you will want it.


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His parents already owned an Air Fryer, but it wasnt big enough to feed two senior citizens so they ordered the Power XL 10in1 2500W Power Cooker 5 million for themselves and one for Philip. They couldn't just send him the old one. That's gotta be hoarded in their closet.
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Oh man, now I want to retcon it to his parents gave him their old busted up one. Not even cleaned. But it's in the original box with all the packing material , bottom of it all slick with grease.
 
The air fryer will revolutionize Phil's life. "Instead of using oil, the air fryer frys food just using hot air! So much healthier!"

He asks the real questions. "Does anyone in chat know if it can cook frozen egg rolls?"

Someone replied, yeah you can cook frozen food. I made pizza rolls in mine. To which Phil responds, "You make your own pizza rolls?"
 
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I went back to look at the thumbnails for his meal vlogs with Leanna. He did 7 of them within the first 2 weeks together. It's very obvious this 32 year old man had never had a woman cook for him before Leanna that wasn't related to him or being paid to do it.
 
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Day 1: My parents bought me an air fryer! This is going to revolutionize our dinners! We can fry so much stuff! I love fried food but oil is so unhealthy. Air fryers fry food using literally nothing but air! No oil required! I can't wait!

Day 2: Kat was too stupid to work the air fryer. Oops, I misspoke erroneously. The air fryer is bugged. What a piece of shit. What was QVC thinking!? So it turns out an air fryer is just a small oven with a basket. Ack ack ack! What a rip off! I'm just glad I didn't pay for it! Seriously, how do you claim this can fry food using only air and in the small print say, oh you need to coat the food with oil! How stupid! Dinner is ruined, we're going to Wendy's.

Day 3: I never said we got an air fryer! This is what I mean when I say detractors make shit up. Why would I get an air fryer? My wife makes excellent casseroles. Plus any fried food is extremely unhealthy and I would never eat it.
 
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Sparkletor said:
Day 1: My parents bought me an air fryer! This is going to revolutionize our dinners! We can fry so much stuff! I love fried food but oil is so unhealthy. Air fryers fry food using literally nothing but air! No oil required! I can't wait!

Day 2: Kat was too stupid to work the air fryer. Oops, I misspoke erroneously. The air fryer is bugged. What a piece of shit. What was QVC thinking!? So it turns out an air fryer is just a small oven with a basket. Ack ack ack! What a rip off! I'm just glad I didn't pay for it! Seriously, how do you claim this can fry food using only air and in the small print say, oh you need to coat the food with oil! How stupid! Dinner is ruined, we're going to Wendy's.

Day 3: I never said we got an air fryer! This is what I mean when I say detractors make shit up. Why would I get an air fryer? My wife makes excellent casseroles. Plus any fried food is extremely unhealthy and I would never eat it.
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Pig proves his mental laziness and stupidity by not knowing how a convection oven works. Only tard cult that surrounds him is shocked. More news when he kills Jasper or something equally repulsive.
 
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