Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

Banned in 49 States said:
I can see that being the case. She has probably forbidden the sauce completly anyway like some pepul here have suggested.
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Yeah I thought the lore was that Khathy showed up and made him forego some of the few pleasures in his life e.g. wrasslin, smart phone games, his authentic homemade gout sauce...
 
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the khat quaffer said:
Yeah I thought the lore was that Khathy showed up and made him forego some of the few pleasures in his life e.g. wrasslin, smart phone games, his authentic homemade gout sauce...
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You're making a big mistake by taking Pigroach at his word. We know he's a gacha addict (4-5 figures even after filing bankruptcy!) and his spergout when a chat regular spoiled WWE confirms he still watches or at least follows it. Hell, even the 'tism sauce never completely went away-he made it once/3 months last year and this most recent batch means he only skipped one crime against God and man Saucy Sunday. I'm pretty sure the lore that she forbade it came out of a couple of "Khet doesn't like it so we're not doing it"-type comments. So she probably said she didn't care what he did so long as he didn't try to get her involved.

LiquidCancer said:
While he was playing video games Kathy poured his sugar water into the toilet and replaced it in the pot with canned sauce.
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If you'll let me put on my tinfoil hat for a second he was probably just mentioning his serious adult rented horse soulmate to flex and she didn't actually help prep it at all. It's pretty clear at this point she wants nothing to do with him at all-no Instaspam, no on stream appearances, and if we take him at his word they don't even share a bed or spend much time in the same room together. It'd be really out of character for her to care that little but then indulge one of the silliest and grossest parts of his Serious Adult Big Boy make-believe.
 
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Correct me if I am wrong since this was years ago. Wasn't "Saucy Sunday" invented before the "Designated Day Off"? Phil was streaming every day back then and didn't have free time to cook his sauce so he play Street Fighter which allowed him to check the sauce between matches.

Now he is unable to make the sauce on his day off because he has to spend time with his wife. By the way, on their day off together, Phil said she spent a lot of time playing Skyrim and Animal Crossing.
 
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twattycake said:
You're making a big mistake by taking Pigroach at his word. We know he's a gacha addict (4-5 figures even after filing bankruptcy!) and his spergout when a chat regular spoiled WWE confirms he still watches or at least follows it. Hell, even the 'tism sauce never completely went away-he made it once/3 months last year and this most recent batch means he only skipped one crime against God and man Saucy Sunday. I'm pretty sure the lore that she forbade it came out of a couple of "Khet doesn't like it so we're not doing it"-type comments. So she probably said she didn't care what he did so long as he didn't try to get her involved.
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At some point she could have tried to better him by asking him to cut back on that stuff, especially in her company.

Phill has said she tells him to shave and shower before their day off so it's not unreasonable she has had other "demands"
Knowing Phill - everything she has asked him to stop or cut down on he just do in hiding or when she is at work so she has probably given up.

She aint touching that sauce though which could easily dismay Phill from making it since his waif wont dare touch it.
 
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I still love how making sauce with his mommy writing out his recipe for him took up 5 pages somehow. I guess Pig's Mama Burnelski had to explain every single step of cooking it because of how mentally feeble Pig is or something.

Though I imagine that maybe the reason so much water is dumped in it takes seven hours is because hey, maybe it was so it was nearly ready when Pa Burnelski and Pig are home.
 
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If I was Lady Khatherine of House Burnelli and I saw Phil telling the entire fucking world that 'my wife mastered da art of stirring with a spoon!' I'd be fucking pissed. As someone else said earlier (in this thread or another), stirring a pot is something you congratulate a 3 year old for. Not a fully grown woman.

'Congrats to my stupid ass wife for learning how to stir the sauce with a spoon! No more burned hooves for her! Look forward to a little extra dosage of gaming to DSPGaming.'

Delving into Khat speculation here but how is she okay with this gleeful ignoramus that she hitched her wagon to? Is she literally not using the internet whatsoever so as to be oblivious to his buffoonery? Is she just so strung out on whatever meds she takes that it all just flies over her head?? What the literal fuck is going on in House Condo Burnell.

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Had everything to make chicken tortilini soup( however you spell it) but he pulled the “mah wife” card and went to wendy’s instead. But don’t worry, he’ll still eat it later this week
 
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twattycake said:
she didn't care what he did so long as he didn't try to get her involved.
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I think this is the bedrock their marriage is based on.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Correct me if I am wrong since this was years ago. Wasn't "Saucy Sunday" invented before the "Designated Day Off"? Phil was streaming every day back then and didn't have free time to cook his sauce so he play Street Fighter which allowed him to check the sauce between matches.

Now he is unable to make the sauce on his day off because he has to spend time with his wife. By the way, on their day off together, Phil said she spent a lot of time playing Skyrim and Animal Crossing.
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He was taking a day off even then. It varied from week to week to align with Leanna’s changing schedule. It’s only with Kat that his day off is always on Tuesday.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
DSP eats more in Taco Bell a week than I spend on groceries in a month.
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Could you imagine the smell? Taco Bell is the only food I can think of that smells like fart before you eat it. If a pig and a horse are chowing down that many times, don't light a match anywhere near that middle unit.
 
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Schmeckel said:
Could you imagine the smell? Taco Bell is the only food I can think of that smells like fart before you eat it. If a pig and a horse are chowing down that many times, don't light a match anywhere near that middle unit.
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Dsp's gouttorium smells like a shit encrusted pile of diapers left out in the sun which Lena Dunham is rubbing her yeasty taco all over, followed by somebody pissing on burning hair while a Michael Bay transformers movie is playing. Peee-yewww!
 
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Schmeckel said:
Could you imagine the smell? Taco Bell is the only food I can think of that smells like fart before you eat it. If a pig and a horse are chowing down that many times, don't light a match anywhere near that middle unit.
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I think we figured out why his toilet has been "broken" for a bit.
 
twattycake said:
Where's this new "Pigroach eats Taco Bell" piece of lore from? Did he finally cop to it on the last "Ask tha Kang" ego session?
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Aside from the many "Tries It" entries where he'd throw down new items from the Bell, including the one where the camera has this big bag on the right and he says "I ONLY got this one item, you can just ignore that bag over there, there's absolutely no other food in it, it's just a bag..." or some shit like that...

Edit: thank you, pigpiggo


There have been a few fairly recent shtreems where he mentions khet liking taco bell and so they have it frequently, especially since there's one in the same parking lot/shopping area as her Fred Meyer job. I am far too lazy today to try and dig up the post, but someone took a screen cap of Google maps showing that the Fred Meyer and taco bell are all of... Maybe 1/3 of a mile away from chateau gout.
 
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