Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

[actually]

Last night's dinner was a original custom recipe that Kat found on the internet. Hamburger meat, canned pasta sauce and penne.

I wish that was a joke. He actually made weird noises about how great it was. I need to start clipping videos of him talking about food.

Easy Penne Pasta Bake with Ground Beef - Taste and Tell

Pure comfort food, this Penne Pasta Bake has a meaty sauce and lots and lots of cheese. It is perfect for a busy night, and is perfect for feeding a crowd.

www.tasteandtellblog.com

Thoughts?

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Last night's dinner was a original custom recipe that Kat found on the internet. Hamburger meat, canned pasta sauce and penne.

I wish that was a joke. He actually made weird noises about how great it was. I need to start clipping videos of him talking about food.

I could see entire websites devoted to it.
I'm already using dumpdsp. Com but hey I still have DSPCPA. com

 

[Raven'sChild]

Easy Penne Pasta Bake with Ground Beef - Taste and Tell

Pure comfort food, this Penne Pasta Bake has a meaty sauce and lots and lots of cheese. It is perfect for a busy night, and is perfect for feeding a crowd.

www.tasteandtellblog.com

Thoughts?

There are any number of folks who sell tinned pasta sauce. I wager the recipe was on the back of the of the sauce Mrs. St Jean used to make that the pasta dish 'they' decided to 'try' ....or a pintrest thing she saw ( aka his custom made pintrest B'day sheet cake)....maybe baked in the same pan IF it was a pasta bake and not her just pouring a tin of sauce into a skillet of browned ground beef and then ladling that over some pasta....Hamburger Helper is powders + water not tins of sauce.

 

[actually]

Hamburger Helper is powders + water not tins of sauce.

Oh, I know. I was just joking that it's more or less the same hamburger beef + sauce + pasta.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Tonight November 25th 2019 - Kat made an a minor change to her custom Tuna Casserole recipe that had a major change in it's taste.

Instead of regular bread crumbs she used Italian bread crumbs. Sound good? The extra 10 cents of oregano made all the difference and Phil loved the casserole even more!

Bonus: Philip said he can't help his mom "trim" the turkey.

 

[Adamska]

Tonight November 25th 2019 - Kat made an a minor change to her custom Tuna Casserole recipe that had a major change in it's taste.

Instead of regular bread crumbs she used Italian bread crumbs. Sound good? The extra 10 cents of oregano made all the difference and Phil loved the casserole even more!

Bonus: Philip said he can't help his mom "trim" the turkey.

Literally that desperate to be Italian American due to how much more Polish Pig actually is. You will barely notice the bread difference given the other shit you'll be tasting it. He literally only squees at it because it valifies his desperate attempt to be macho.

And gotta love how he's such a manchild he refuses to do a thing to make his mom's life easier.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Tonight November 25th 2019 - Kat made an a minor change to her custom Tuna Casserole recipe that had a major change in it's taste.

Instead of regular bread crumbs she used Italian bread crumbs. Sound good? The extra 10 cents of oregano made all the difference and Phil loved the casserole even more!

Bonus: Philip said he can't help his mom "trim" the turkey.

Not gonna lie, I think Italian flavored breadcrumbs taste like shit.

Every now and then I make a meatloaf. From scratch, like grinding the meat myself. It's one of those zen things. Try to do an amazing job with a simple task.
Anyway, I don't make my own breadcrumbs because fuck that. I buy regular ones.

One time I tried it with Italian flavored breadcrumbs. I used the same amount I normally do because binding is the fucking job of the crumbs so why would I add less?

Only time I had to throw it away. It tasted so terrible.

 

[Sparkletor]

Phil claims he no longer has the $600 Keurig ramen noodle cooker. He got rid of it mid 2017. What else happened mid 2017?

Phil gave Leanna his $600 coffee pot.

What else could it be? You can't pawn it. You can't bring it back for a refund years later. You can't sell it. Phil gave it to Panda.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Think about it.

Kat moves in. Phil changes recipe to use less sugar. Coincidence?

Phil swaps out centuries year old hand made meatballs the recipe calls for for prepackaged chicken sausage. Kat suggested it. Coincidence?

A lot of sauce used to last one month. Now it lasts 4 months. Coincidence?

Kat hates his sauce and his meatballs. Case closed.

Kate moves in, out goes his authentic sauce, out goes his rasslin', it's a bleak life.

 

[Sparkletor]

Mom ordered me a fully cooked thanksgiving dinner.

I need the day off because Kat needs to cook thanksgiving dinner.

 

[Shambler]

Mom ordered me a fully cooked thanksgiving dinner.

I need the day off because Kat needs to cook thanksgiving dinner.

well duh, do you expect phil to only eat a turkey? kat has to make... mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, things that can literally be done an hour or 2 before you even fucking eat and do you really expect kat to cook WHILE HES STREAMING? the video quality's gonna drop the second that pot hits the stove

 

[Sparkletor]

$80 turkey

$9 turkey

I need that money. I really do.

 

[UncleTusky]

Mom ordered me a fully cooked thanksgiving dinner.

I need the day off because Kat needs to cook thanksgiving dinner.

He also claimed that Katherine would be working on Thanksgiving day. Seriously Phil, at least try to keep your lies straight
This is just embarrassing.

 

[Muppetmode]

He also claimed that Katherine would be working on Thanksgiving day. Seriously Phil, at least try to keep your lies straight
This is just embarrassing.

He did say that she would have to work like a week ago? But he’s Recently said she has the thanksgiving off?

 

[Comma]

Mom ordered me a fully cooked thanksgiving dinner.

I need the day off because Kat needs to cook thanksgiving dinner.

To be fair, he explained what "cooking the Thanksgiving dinner" means this year:

- cooking the turkey for 90 minutes
- prepare (heat up?) mac and cheese
- prepare (heat up?) sweet potato
- make the stuffing from scratch
- prepare rolls

Kinda makes sense, tbh.

He also claimed that Katherine would be working on Thanksgiving day. Seriously Phil, at least try to keep your lies straight
This is just embarrassing.

He did say that she would have to work like a week ago? But he’s Recently said she has the thanksgiving off?

I've searched using PigPigGo, but all that came up was him actually saying Kat would be probably be off from work during Thanksgiving.

MrHuth's video:

@17:06

 

[Muppetmode]

Also, catching up on the sauce stream. This dude follows the recipe regardless of the stove. Fuckin burned his meatballs cause he’s to incompetent to lower the heat on the stove just to follow a recipe

 

[Freshtodeath]

why does he cook his sauce on work days and not on his days off?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

why does he cook his sauce on work days and not on his days off?

He gets to start stream a bit later and take frequent breaks. Less time to play videogames because he hates them.

 

[Raven'sChild]

why does he cook his sauce on work days and not on his days off?

D$P doesn't do anything during his 'lay-about' time and off days are for spending time with Mrs. St. Jean even though it's been shown that she was perfectly happy up in the spare bedroom playing games during official D$P off days. His sauce last much longer now due to Mrs. St. Jean not being as much of a fan of pasta with D$P revealing that they only eat pasta a couple times a month where he and Panda had pasta once or twice a week.

Thanksgiving at the D$P house consists of warmed up, pre-cooked QVC brown sugar and honey glazed turkey breast, warmed up QVC mac-n-cheese, QVC sweet potato casserole, StoveTop stuffing, Khet's mashed potatoes ( guess she doesn't like sweet potatoes), rolls with butter and a pumpkin pie. Let's see, meat, carb, carb,carb,carb,carb, and pie. He commented on how Mrs. St. Jean was down stairs "cooking dinner". Then when asked why he wasn't helping her, he said she wasn't really doing anything except putting "stuff in the oven" and that he could not help her make mashed potatoes because he doesn't know how to make mashed potatoes.

 

[actually]

Thanksgiving at the D$P house consists of warmed up, pre-cooked QVC brown sugar and honey glazed turkey breast, warmed up QVC mac-n-cheese, QVC sweet potato casserole, StoveTop stuffing, Khet's mashed potatoes ( guess she doesn't like sweet potatoes), rolls with butter and a pumpkin pie. Let's see, meat, carb, carb,carb,carb,carb, and pie. He commented on how Mrs. St. Jean was down stairs "cooking dinner". Then when asked why he wasn't helping her, he said she wasn't really doing anything except putting "stuff in the oven" and that he could not help her make mashed potatoes because he doesn't know how to make mashed potatoes.

Ladies and gentlemen, a mature adult that we are all jealous of.