Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

[Sparkletor]

What if Phil made it look bad on purpose to get pity donations. Remember when he took pics of his microwave dinner and cried about how it sucks to be single when in reality he was dating Kat?

 

[Adamska]

He just said he had breakfast with his family. That is such a weird way to refer to you and your wife.

It's amazing he tries to flex on the saddest shit ever.

I’d be more interested in seeing the look on his face every other day when kat serves him mashed potatoes. I imagine every other dinner he’s making a face comparable to the defeated scowl he had last Christmas stream when the depression took over.

Like seriously who doesn’t like mashed potatoes, I’m picky as shit and I love them, he’s whined what twice about this already? We all know that means it’s eating dark alive he’s gotta put up with these mashed potatoes

The closest I ever get sick of eating potatoes in general is when I choose to change it up. Not feeling like mash? Bake them. Want something else? Fries of the oven or convection oven persuasion. Something besides that? German style skillet fries. Still getting bored? Potatoes au gratin, or maybe tots with cheese in them.

Million ways to make amazing fuck it food from spuds. Pig is one of the few weirdos who can't stand them for some autistic reason.

And that meal... Jesus Christ why does he think this is something he can flex on? It looks like vomit, it's all fucking premade, and Leanna and John don't care if he lives or dies now.

It shows his status as an insecure loser.

 

[StarDog]

Maybe its just me but looks like a vomit.

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It pretty much has the nutritional value of random vomit.

Frozen mac and cheese. Boxed stuffing. Canned pineapple slices. QVC ham from mom. Nothing green. Zero care or thought into presentation. A Burnell household classic.
Merry Christmas, everybody!

Don’t forget salt! Salt in the ham, the cheese, the disgusting stove-top stuffing... It’s literally all salt.

 

[JamFlowMan]

The closest I ever get sick of eating potatoes in general is when I choose to change it up. Not feeling like mash? Bake them. Want something else? Fries of the oven or convection oven persuasion. Something besides that? German style skillet fries. Still getting bored? Potatoes au gratin, or maybe tots with cheese in them.

Million ways to make amazing fuck it food from spuds. Pig is one of the few weirdos who can't stand them for some autistic reason.

Don't think his anger is coming from the potatoes themselves it's more his "supermodel" wife has been stuffing potatoes into her face every night and it's showing. He isn't going to straight up tell the world Kat's a fat pig but his stream is the only place he can vent his frustrations so he focuses on the potatoes while alluding to the fact Kat is letting herself go.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

He just said he had breakfast with his family. That is such a weird way to refer to you and your wife.

Every other day of the year he's begging for money and support. Down on his luck, living paycheck to paycheck.
But if he does get a chance to flex, by god he will flex like a motherfucker.
Breakfast with my family, okay Phil. Your potato wife and cat.
Get cancer and die, I lost the will to pretend I don't want to see this scamming asshole of a human fail.

 

[tzgnilki]

Every other day of the year he's begging for money and support. Down on his luck, living paycheck to paycheck.
But if he does get a chance to flex, by god he will flex like a motherfucker.
Breakfast with my family, okay Phil. Your potato wife and cat.
Get cancer and die, I lost the will to pretend I don't want to see this scamming asshole of a human fail.

only detractors would attend his funeral, not to pay respects, but to point & laugh

 

[Forbidden Math]

Maybe its just me but looks like a vomit.

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"My detractors have a new meme that my Christmas dinner didn't have any veggies. What about the pineapple idiots!"

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only detractors would attend his funeral, not to pay respects, but to point & laugh

Don't forget those of us who would like to take a piss/steaming shit on his grave.

Edit; Lol mad on the internet? Sounds like you kids take Kiwi Farms too seriously.

 

[tzgnilki]

"My detractors have a new meme that my Christmas dinner didn't have any veggies. What about the pineapple idiots!"

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Don't forget those of us who would like to take a piss/steaming shit on his grave.

I'd like to bury him with a time capsule of his legacy so future generations know what went wrong with our generation

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

only detractors would attend his funeral, not to pay respects, but to point & laugh

I'd go to one make sure he was truly surly dead and two when that's over start drinking gin again because its association with the most undeserving piece of fake Italian shit was over.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Don't think his anger is coming from the potatoes themselves it's more his "supermodel" wife has been stuffing potatoes into her face every night and it's showing. He isn't going to straight up tell the world Kat's a fat pig but his stream is the only place he can vent his frustrations so he focuses on the potatoes while alluding to the fact Kat is letting herself go.

Indeed, and it has to be killing Phil that he's been losing weight and "eating healthy" for Kathy while she's clearly gained weight throughout.

If there's one thing I want to see from Phil's 'behind the scenes' life, it's how beta he must be with Kathy and how dysfunctional their relationship is.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

I am glad that the shutin that goes out once a week was finally able to have a breakfest with the person he lives with.

9 hours of sleep.
6 hours of "work"
6 hours of gin 'n' tweetin'
3 hours of wwe
Someone who is not a faggot help me with my schedule! mah waif is getting breakfest at jim's house.

 

[ANDS!]

Some of you people clearly don't cook for yourselves. I hate to come to Phil's defense but that isn't frozen mac and cheese. The stuffing is most definitely from a box (which again isn't surprising, stuffing is a pain in the ass to make as a separate food item) and of course the pineapples (which have been in the oven) are canned. The mac and cheese is clearly from scratch.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yeah, I think there's some sort of weird expectation that good home-cooked food should look like something out of a brochure. Nothing is going to look particularly great if you just plop a serving of a few different things onto a plate, and I don't really fault Kat for not elaborately sculpting something that's going right down the pig hole.

 

[ANDS!]

Yeah, I think there's some sort of weird expectation that good home-cooked food should look like something out of a brochure. Nothing is going to look particularly great if you just plop a serving of a few different things onto a plate, and I don't really fault Kat for not elaborately sculpting something that's going right down the pig hole.

Exactly, there's no reason to care about "plating." It's not like some idiot is going to try and toss this on "Food of Instagram" or something.

 

[Pargon]

Exactly, there's no reason to care about "plating." It's not like some idiot is going to try and toss this on "Food of Instagram" or something.

Except that

a) Phil clearly posts it to flex,
b) Phil is a spoilt idiot, and
c) Kat is complicit in his scamming of incel slow-in-the-minds.

I'd laugh at her food if she had three Michelin stars on her own just like I'll laugh at any aspect of her or her manchild husband that gets posted on the internet.

 

[ANDS!]

Except that

a) Phil clearly posts it to flex,
b) Phil is a spoilt idiot, and
c) Kat is complicit in his scamming of incel slow-in-the-minds.

I'd laugh at her food if she had three Michelin stars on her own just like I'll laugh at any aspect of her or her manchild husband that gets posted on the internet.

"That's the joke."

 

[Sparkletor]

Some of you people clearly don't cook for yourselves. I hate to come to Phil's defense but that isn't frozen mac and cheese. The stuffing is most definitely from a box (which again isn't surprising, stuffing is a pain in the ass to make as a separate food item) and of course the pineapples (which have been in the oven) are canned. The mac and cheese is clearly from scratch.

The mac and cheese looks suspiciously exactly like what you can buy from the deli counter at the grocery store.

 

[ANDS!]

The mac and cheese looks suspiciously exactly like what you can buy from the deli counter at the grocery store.

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Right. That stuff isn't frozen. It's made onsite and meant to be as "authentic" as possible. Now is it possible his wife bought everything pre-cooked sure. . .but it certainly didn't come from a Marie Claire box.

Also if that's yours you really shouldn't eat it. Almost a decade old past it's fresh date.

 

[Sparkletor]

Right. That stuff isn't frozen. It's made onsite and meant to be as "authentic" as possible. Now is it possible his wife bought everything pre-cooked sure. . .but it certainly didn't come from a Marie Claire box.

Also if that's yours you really shouldn't eat it. Almost a decade old past it's fresh date.

Powerlevel, I've worked for several grocery stores in the past. That mac and cheese, as well as pretty much everything, comes frozen in an aluminum pan. Those fresh cakes, donuts, and cookies? They come premade frozen. That potato salad? It comes out of a bucket. Mashed potatoes? Frozen. Hell, at Wal-Mart, even the cups of cut fruit are premade.

The quality of the deli products has to be consistent day to day, store to store. They achieve this by using the same premade product everywhere. The stuff at the grocery store is not hand made.

 

[Pargon]

He already complained in chat that he "didn't get much" for Christmas.

Phil Kahllins on Twitter

“You got $2,000 and then some.”

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He got a hot meal served to him by his wife, which is more than the homeless and people with estranged families can hope for in the best of times.

Though what can you expect from the man who not-so-subtly threw said wife under the bus on Twitter for not getting him everything on his Xmas list? People who make Fuck You Money like you don't get gifts from others, Phil, mainly because they buy whatever they want when they want it, also like you.