Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The Pig definitely has a sweet tooth. Even his alcoholism is subject to his sugary desires, since his drink of choice iirc is gin and Sprite.

That's the drink of somebody who's just started drinking or somebody that doesn't like the taste of alcohol and needs to doctor it up. You know those sugary sweet drinks that every person on their 21st birthday goes with. I'm talking your B52 shots, Melon Ball, Singapore Sling, Hurricane and the ever popular Strawberry Daiquiri. Word of advice to any budding bartender, if somebody you don't know is of age asks for one of these, or any other sweet drink, you ask them for ID. I can guarantee you that more than half the time they will have forgotten it, present you with something fake or claim that they know the owner and it's cool to let them.

 

[Schmeckel]

That's the drink of somebody who's just started drinking or somebody that doesn't like the taste of alcohol and needs to doctor it up. You know those sugary sweet drinks that every person on their 21st birthday goes with. I'm talking your B52 shots, Melon Ball, Singapore Sling, Hurricane and the ever popular Strawberry Daiquiri. Word of advice to any budding bartender, if somebody you don't know is of age asks for one of these, or any other sweet drink, you ask them for ID. I can guarantee you that more than half the time they will have forgotten it, present you with something fake or claim that they know the owner and it's cool to let them.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy stealing a sip of muh wife's *thumbs toward door* foofy drinks every now and again. It's like nectar.

But give me a straight bourbon with a drop or two of water.

 

[Iron Father]

Historically gin is actually a very feminine drink.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Historically gin is actually a very feminine drink.

That and the drink of the lower class. It was the drink of whores and alcoholics.

But Phil is above shopping at Walmart.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

From 51:21 to 53:00 Phil talks about his taste in alcohol and admits that he only drinks cheap booze in order to get fucked up because he doesnt have money for something that tastes good and snorts twice while saying it.

 

[tzgnilki]

From 51:21 to 53:00 Phil talks about his taste in alcohol and admits that he only drinks cheap booze in order to get fucked up because he doesnt have money for something that tastes good and snorts twice while saying it.

need to remember he thought $10 ramen was a cheap meal, or was it $20

 

[Fapcop]

From 51:21 to 53:00 Phil talks about his taste in alcohol and admits that he only drinks cheap booze in order to get fucked up because he doesnt have money for something that tastes good and snorts twice while saying it.

For someone who “hardly ever drinks beer”, Phil sure knows a lot about them and sounds pretty thirsty!

Also: LOL! Did he just admit that he can’t afford a 50$ bottle of alcohol?! Poor Phil in his 400K house! 50$ is enough to make his budgets tumble!

 

[Schmeckel]

For someone who “hardly ever drinks beer”, Phil sure knows a lot about them and sounds pretty thirsty!

Also: LOL! Did he just admit that he can’t afford a 50$ bottle of alcohol?! Poor Phil in his 400K house! 50$ is enough to make his budgets tumble!

With how much he drinks, he would have had to file for bankruptcy years ago if he was dropping that kind of dimp on booze every other day.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy stealing a sip of muh wife's *thumbs toward door* foofy drinks every now and again. It's like nectar.

But give me a straight bourbon with a drop or two of water.

My wife's the same way. Any drink I make her needs to be sweet & half-strength. Meanwhile I'm having a double martini. But then she's a tiny Japanese woman and I'm not.

From 51:21 to 53:00 Phil talks about his taste in alcohol and admits that he only drinks cheap booze in order to get fucked up because he doesnt have money for something that tastes good and snorts twice while saying it.

Part of me feels like Phil is lying again. He's a Tanqueray man. And while it's not necessarily what I would consider "cheap", it's not the cheapest thing out there. And even then it's a couple bucks cheaper than "premium" gins like Bombay Sapphire or Hendricks. But then if you're drinking just to get fucked up then I guess going for the cheaper stuff makes sense. In other words he's not drinking for enjoyment. He's drinking to dull the pain.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He's drinking to dull the pain.

Question is: What pain? If any of us lived his life, we would drink too, but we're not pigroaches, so whatever sorrows we would drown probably aren't the ones he is, if it's even sorrow at all.

 

[Iron Father]

Question is: What pain? If any of us lived his life, we would drink too, but we're not pigroaches, so whatever sorrows we would drown probably aren't the ones he is, if it's even sorrow at all.

The pain of despising video games and having to play them poorly every day?

 

[The Goutsketeer]

This has probably been discussed ad-nauseum already, but why does he still consume Turkey Burgers when it's bad for gout?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Question is: What pain? If any of us lived his life, we would drink too, but we're not pigroaches, so whatever sorrows we would drown probably aren't the ones he is, if it's even sorrow at all.

It's the pain of being an almost 40 year old man with no prospects for the future trapped in a job that you hate and knowing that the best you could hope for in a spouse was either a naive 18 year old girl or a serial grifter that looks like a horse.

This has probably been discussed ad-nauseum already, but why does he still consume Turkey Burgers when it's bad for gout?

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That's because he CURED his gout just like he cured his back with that special Seattle air. Or, you know, he never really had gout and instead it was just an infection or something on his toe.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

That's because he CURED his gout just like he cured his back with that special Seattle air. Or, you know, he never really had gout and instead it was just an infection or something on his toe.

Can you even cure gout completely?

 

[gh0stzero]

Can you even cure gout completely?

No, there's lots of things you can do to treat it so you basically never have it again though.

But a person who has had gout before can get it again and I'm sure there's genetic factors at work there as well.

 

[The Goutsketeer]

No, there's lots of things you can do to treat it so you basically never have it again though.

But a person who has had gout before can get it again and I'm sure there's genetic factors at work there as well.

This is what I thought, but wasn't sure. His consumption of Turkey isn't helping his case then.

 

[Iron Hamster]

You assume he's telling the truth. His physique and buying doubles of grease for his special sperg streams proves he isn't.

 

[Iron Father]

You think he's suffering from gout again?

 

[gh0stzero]

This is what I thought, but wasn't sure. His consumption of Turkey isn't helping his case then.

The key is moderation, I'll give Phil the benefit of the gout and say that if he doesn't go on stream whining about having a gout flareup that he hasn't had one in years.

If there was a gout flareup you know he'd mention it for pity bucks.

 

[tzgnilki]

This has probably been discussed ad-nauseum already, but why does he still consume Turkey Burgers when it's bad for gout?

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there is medication for long term prevention of unstable uric acid levels, phil's probably on it, it has to be taken everyday, & sadly there are no bad side effects

p.s. the kind of turkey dave is eating, it's hotdog and burger form, that shit probably only needs to be 3% turkey to be classified as turkey