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what the fuck is gourmet chinese food? Like a decent chinese place above panda express quality isn't gourmet its just chinese food.
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what the fuck is gourmet chinese food? Like a decent chinese place above panda express quality isn't gourmet its just chinese food.
Devour, DEVOUR!
"She wouldn't know what to get!"
First, Kat does all the cooking. She would know what she needs to buy to make dinner. They've been living together almost three years. She would know what Phil likes.
The fact that just writing down a list isn't an option in Phil's mind tells me that grocery shopping for him is far more about indulging his mommy issues and craving for impulse buying than it is about gathering food. He may be an idiot who doesn't think of things, but he also has certain... needs, shall we say, that utterly rule him.
We know it isn't about getting out of the Grifter's Keep, because if it was, he would be spending his offline hours outside instead of lounging about playing gacha. He clearly doesn't value anything normal.
That's 100% a lie. We all know that Phil is a gourmet chef who makes authentic Italian sugar sauce with burned meatballs every few months. You're just jealous that Phil has a real adult house with a real adult horse for a wife and real adult cat like a real adult does.I'm also skeptical he impulse buys anything besides frozen food because that's literally all he can make.
Well, coincidentally I-hop serve the exact same thing on the menu, called ''Create your own combo''
Luckily for Phil that his breakfast is home made, because breakfast for two, with coffee would have set him back nearly $30
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So I dont know how much Doordash charge Stateside, but if you include tips for the driver, because that helps them the most, there is no way Phil just blew $40 on one meal when he cant afford groceries or eat a Calender for breakfast...
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Now compare that to how he acted eating Kat's cake. This was a completely fake reaction. He looked reluctant to take another bite. He wasn't smiling, he was grimacing like he was eating a mouthful of sand. He quickly had to rinse the taste out of his mouth with water.
We have video evidence of Phil's reaction to eating something he really likes. This proves Kat's cake was trash.
Swiped from the main thread:
First, a flex that's weird even by Phil standards:
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And now some fieldwork by an Elite Field Autist for why it wasn't Instaspammed: This serious mature adult ordered Ihop delivery on Christmas Day!
Phil since you're probably reading this: Just because you don't Instaspam it doesn't mean you're safe from our autism.
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I can't prove it but I think Phil may be diabetic or pre-diabetic and that would also explain it. Other than when Kat first moved in and was making baked goods once / week (+ or -) he's never really talked about liking sweets - tons of unhealthy and low quality stuff like frozen meals or Taco Bell but never pies or cakes. This leaves us two explanations, either he's proactively exercising good judgment + impulse control or he's avoiding that stuff because he knows it'll trigger his beetus. I know which one I'm betting on
In this case it seems to be a cope and a pathetic attempt to seemingly flex on his parents? But otherwise yeah, he has a very loose definition of what home-made is. From what I gather if a food item is on a food preparation device for even a second it turns home-made. Disgusting pre-cooked and flash-frozen QVC turkey and ham? Since him or Khet put it in the microwave, which is in their home, it is now "home-made".i'd like to knows what phil's definition of "home made" is, food that made it into the home?
reminder that they usually order take-out when khet burns shit
He's mentioned multiple times that he loves Costco muffins and eats them for breakfast pretty often. And those muffins are loaded with sugar, and I'm guessing he doesn't just eat one of them.I can't prove it but I think Phil may be diabetic or pre-diabetic and that would also explain it. Other than when Kat first moved in and was making baked goods once / week (+ or -) he's never really talked about liking sweets - tons of unhealthy and low quality stuff like frozen meals or Taco Bell but never pies or cakes. This leaves us two explanations, either he's proactively exercising good judgment + impulse control or he's avoiding that stuff because he knows it'll trigger his beetus. I know which one I'm betting on
Now that I think about it there's no way either of those two retards successfully made scrambled eggs.Swiped from the main thread:
First, a flex that's weird even by Phil standards:
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And now some fieldwork by an Elite Field Autist for why it wasn't Instaspammed: This serious mature adult ordered Ihop delivery on Christmas Day!
Phil since you're probably reading this: Just because you don't Instaspam it doesn't mean you're safe from our autism.
EDIT:
I can't prove it but I think Phil may be diabetic or pre-diabetic and that would also explain it. Other than when Kat first moved in and was making baked goods once / week (+ or -) he's never really talked about liking sweets - tons of unhealthy and low quality stuff like frozen meals or Taco Bell but never pies or cakes. This leaves us two explanations, either he's proactively exercising good judgment + impulse control or he's avoiding that stuff because he knows it'll trigger his beetus. I know which one I'm betting on
I'm pretty sure he is diabetic given his size and lack of movement. He probably has some liver issues too since he has the "spotting"....and to top it all off, if his constant ear infections are to be believed, with his gout helping reinforce my belief alongside his skull shape, I think he needs a drainage shunt of some kind.I can't prove it but I think Phil may be diabetic or pre-diabetic and that would also explain it. Other than when Kat first moved in and was making baked goods once / week (+ or -) he's never really talked about liking sweets - tons of unhealthy and low quality stuff like frozen meals or Taco Bell but never pies or cakes. This leaves us two explanations, either he's proactively exercising good judgment + impulse control or he's avoiding that stuff because he knows it'll trigger his beetus. I know which one I'm betting on