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[Kiwi & Cow]

"Regular" 6th graders don't go around pulling their diapers down to masturbate every minut​

Sort of an addendum to "WTF stupid parents": [link]

We have a student who is considered "severe and profound". These types of kids will NEVER be able to care for themselves, they will always need to be watched and cared for 24/7/rest-of-their-lives.

So the selfish mother of Vegetable Boy, as I call him, wants him in regular education and mainstreamed classes with a 1on1 baby sitter. 3 times on Friday he has to be physically restrained because he wouldn't keep his pants on! We had to take kids out for a "language walk" while he was dealt with in the classroom.

Does his mom give a rats ass that 3 classes didn't get taught because of her little pervert interrupting them so much?

Also, whenever he does successfully get his hand down his diaper he starts to clearly masturbate. But mom insists he's not reached puberty yet and says it's itchy diaper rash. We HAVE had the nurse explain to mom that no, he doesn't have rash and yes, you CAN masturbate before reaching puberty.

To solve this taking pants off thing she wants someone here to pull his diaper down, grab his little wee wee and tuck it under real tight and then pull his diaper and pants up real hard.

You're jaw just hit the keyboard, I heard it!

Yeah, don't think so! No one here is willing to and who can blame them?

His first day of school the mother is here half day to observe... he grabs another teacher's sports water bottle and begins fondling it, licking it, rubbing it on his face and she just sits there and watches him!

She has also told his 1on1 baby sitter than "you should find a nice quiet place in every class where he can just sit and do nothing". WTF, I thought he was a "regular" kid?!

NOTE even though I call him Vegetable Boy I am quite aware he is a bit more active than a veggie (I've seen him head-butt way too many people when being restrained). Any other nick name suggestions?

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Peace Protesters - What Is Your Freedom Worth?​

The recent rash of prostests, topped of with the positively vitriolic poison that the far left has been slinging in seemingly random directions, have got me in a foul mood today...

Alright, those of you who protest the war on Iraq's regime, fine. Lets say you win, and we don't attack. We'll move our troops out quietly and quickly to attempt to save some face, and Saddam will lap up the attention in the international community like a starved, rabid jackal. But... what happens when he 'loses' a warhead filled with VX gas, something we know he posesses. He'll bemoan the interference of inspectors, saying that they disrupted his processes, which led to the 'misplacement'.

And a week later, what will you do when that warhead detonates in the heart of Atlanta? or Chicago? or Boston? or, like before, in New York? Let's be forthright, people, anyone who has traveled outside our country knows that our border patrols and customs checks aren't airtight. It would take some cunning and not a small amount of luck, but one could smuggle a chemical warhead into this nation. So... what happens when suddenly some terrorist group detonates one of Saddam's weapons in the heart of a major city? Are you prepared to have their blood on your hands, because you couldn't condone going to war to prevent this regine from having weapons that they not only have the propensity to use, but have demonstrated time and time again that they WILL use when given the oppourtunity. Will you be able to live with the blood of innocent Americans on your hands? Because, and I say this quite firmly, it WILL be on no one else's hands but yours.

If I lose a loved one, for lack of doing something to prevent it, because you and your bleeding-heart ilk can't bring yourselves to see past your lofty (if unrealistic) ideals to the truth of reality, then I hope and pray for each and every one of you that you live long and fruitful lives to contemplate the thousands of people you helped murder. And if there is a hell, I pray you rot there for eternity for the pain and suffering your 'peace' has caused.

I am a US Serviceman. My JOB is to work with the rest of my team, the US Armed Forces, to protect the people of the United States against aggressors. I do this so that my family can live in peace without fear of some madman detonating some horrifying weapon in their neighborhood.

Let me make this clear. Out there, across the ocean that most of you have probably never seen more than a few miles of, there is a place called Iraq. Its people are tired, weary, and just plain mad at the world. They've been bombed, gassed, tortured, and then WE showed up and things suddenly got worse. They're led by a man who seems to get his jollies out of developing and 'testing' his newest, greatest weapons on the most defenseless people of his nation, the nomadic Kurds. He has, time and time again, shown defiance to the international community, and has completely disregarded every provision of the treaty which HE signed with our nation 12 years ago. He has harbored terrorists, and likely supports them for the one simple reason that it is the only way he can harm his enemy: US. He doesn't like them, and they don't like him, but they both hate us more than they dislike each other. Rest assured that if we do not disarm this man, and burn out the terrorists residing in his country, this nation will weep for innocent blood shed again, and it won't be my fault. I'm doing everything I can to help prevent it. It will be yours.

 

[Begemot]

wh*Te subhumans give us ONE reason why shouldn't we kill every single one of you and drag your dead bodies across the streets of europe and america.
Jews and Asians are smart and wealthy people, Jews created the modern civilization. Also Asians and Indians dominate the science. so we don't need you to progress further in civilization
BLACKS are strong and athletic race also they created the world civilization (Egyptians).
What do wh*Te subhumans have ? absolutely nothing. There is literally no reason to not steamroll in your cities and destroy your countries and genocide you. You're useless
>b-but we civilized you all!
Civilizations like xin dynasty and Egyptians have existed long before wh*tes, who appropriated from their knowledge and claimed it as their own.
>b-but you wouldn't wipe us out, we would wipe you out!
LOL.
white population: 500 million
Non-white population: 7.5 billion
Your fate is under hands of the non-whites. And we don't see the reason why we shouldn't genocide your useless race. Come on, justify why should your race exist in earth. Give us reason on why should we let you live. I'll wait

 

[Begemot]

Intelligence correlates more strongly with academic performance in the earlier stages of education, after that conscientiousness (work ethic) starts to take the forefront.

This is where the problem lies, all these smart kids who barely studied, never did their homework, and cruised through middle school and high school never learned the importance of being conscientious during their formative years. The result is that they get completely shut down when it comes to higher education and adult life where the work load is bigger and you really need to start being disciplined, and that in turn damages their self-esteem, as being "the smart one" has always been a fundamental part of their identity.

This damaged self-esteem only contributes to the problem too. To make matters even worse, these children often have poor social skills which leaves them with a weak support system and difficulties fitting in, further decreasing motivation and drive. Because the unfortunate truth is that life is entirely deterministic and some people are genuinely just fucked from day one no matter how much you use societal expectations to prove that things like "fairness" and "justification" are real and not just emotional and mental tools used to dictate how people behave in civilization.

Someone raised in garbage will most likely and statistically be garbage and not being able to see that is blatant ignorance, and ontop of that trying to convince someone that they have an obligation to commit to something they didn't choose is selfish, and you're applying your learned if not trained mental conditioning to the reality of how someones life is supposed to go. The only reason you see value in human life is because you yourself are a human being, and if it's possible that this person has no value it's a far stretch to believe that you also have no value. It's a subconscious pattern of thinking that you're not in control of, and the idea that life is special and should be protected

 

[ToroidalBoat]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

 

[Haffhart]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

DNIEPER = CROSSED

THE SECOND RUSSIAN EMPIRE WILL BE COMING TUMBLING DOWN

THE DATE IS APRIL 20TH WRITE IT DOWN

SANCTIONS AGAINST THE RUSSKIE SCUM LEAD TO SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION NEEDED TO PUT THE PAIN ON RUSSKIE GARBAGE AND A SECOND RUSSIAN REVOLUTION

FROM MOSCOW TO MINSK EVERY CITY BURNED TO THE GROUND AND SEIZED BY THE BRAVE AND STUNNING LEFT-WING YOUTH

FREEDOM FIGHTERS IN THE NATO EU UN NAFTA NAMBLA MEMBER GLORIOUS UCRANIA DESCEND UPON EAST UCRANYIA WITH ALLIED FORCES AND LIBERATE THE BALTICS

GOOD KING ZELENSKYY REINSTATED AND BELARUSIAN FLAG WHITE AND RED

RUSSIA IS BLUE

CZAR PUTLER AND THE OLIGARCHS HANGING IN BLUE SQUARE

GLOBALISTS IN CONTROL

ALL ACCORDING TO ORIGINAL PLAN

 

[Filthyphil]

The word started on manosphere blogs.

It's basically referring to hypergamy.
In the old situtation, with traditional marriage, it was 1 man, for every 1 woman. But in the new situation, female hypergamy predominates. Because men have such a stronger sexual drive than women, it means that even 5/10 women can fuck 9/10 guys if they want. Thus you end up with the phenomenon of the top 5% of males getting 80% of the females, while the bottom males are left with nothing. They have to wait until those women hit the wall in their 30's then they can marry them as used-goods of inferior quality.

This is the situation that has been created by feminism, and the modern sexual marketplace which rejects traditional norms.

I also want to emphasize, the men in this "top 5%" category, are to a large extent just playing a role. They are walking around like huge macho punks, injecting themselves with steroids, acting like a hyper-aggressive psychopath, and that's what wins women. They aren't even really happy or comfortable acting that way, nobody is.

In 2015, the word "cuck" became extremely popular as a way of mocking these faggot-ass Republicans who sold out their own race for niggers. Just call them cucks. The word was so devastating and so effective it was making huge inroads with people. The alt-right figureheads were gleeful about it and commonly used the word.

In order to "fight back" against this, the left dug up this word "incel", and deployed it everywhere. Unlike the word "cuck", which arose organically out of forums and the general online ecosystem, the word "incel" was promoted top-down. You saw it on TV shows, Steven Colbert, actors and actresses, political talking heads. It was "promoted" top-down by the system. And the left, who are largely obedient and glued-in to the system, began repeating it ad-nauseum.

Now this word, which was used to describe the sick situation of the modern dating market, is instead just an "attack word".

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

I believe nick has become gluttonous. Eating to him is probably his own solace to help cope with whatever is bothering him with life. We all have coping mechanisms, even those who aren’t mentally ill. He is showing the signs my brother did before he was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. Fatigued, irritable, groggy, and seems to fall apart at the smallest inconvenience. The tantrums are another example of this. It looks like he’s emotionally and mentally regressed. I hope people use nick as an example of what fast food can do to the brain. I hope he owns up to his mistakes and takes the steps needed for him to lose weight. If not I can only see this going downhill from here. He’s gone so far but it’s not too late.

 

[Begemot]

Men will be modified to be small, like ~3'8", but proportional, lean, and highly athletic with very fast reaction speeds. In this way we can mass produce vastly more of them without increasing resource requirements, and small lean athletic males are superior at modern forms of combat and labor compared to large strong athletic men.
Women will be modified to be tall, like 6'5"+, with big hips, strong legs, and long torsos. They will have large wombs and be programmed to super-ovulate, releasing a few eggs each cycle, so that when they're impregnated they gestate a litter of babies.
All of them will be highly intelligent. A society composed of people with this phenotype will expand exponentially faster than all others, use less land and fewer resources to support larger populations, and is superior in economic output and military power.

Women will take over society as Amazon Queens, men will become their small cute husbands that help them raise the litter of children. Due to their small size, the men will be educated and trained from a young age to be highly skilled at shooting guns. Once that happens they become superior to an equally athletic and skilled large man, as being a big man is an inferior trait in the modern world.

So in this way, the women have the perfect husband - he's small cute and cuddly and does not take up a lot of space or resources, she has control over him and can gently dominate him in whichever fashion she sees fit, and he's a great father and teacher to the children. If any inferior large "man" (which won't even exist but just assuming) tries to threaten them, he just swiftly shoots and kills him, and he does so at a vastly superior and more energy efficient rate. Being a large "man" has been rendered inferior and this will only further increase as our technology further improves.

Our ability to edit genes increases at an exponential rate. By 2030, all humans will be small cute men with big dicks and towering thick matriarchal women.

 

[Filthyphil]

Anti depressants?
They have been suggested. As they have been to most of America. No need to resist the magic of lithium, i know. We should sprinkle its salty goodness over the fries at McDonalds until we're dawn of the dead drooling towards banana republic. Pushing our carts, dazed, through the market. Throwing the meat in black blood pooling under so much plastic"

Zach Galifianakis from Are you here

 

[Begemot]

Oh, for fuck's sake. Not again. Honestly, how many goddamn times do I have to say this? RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos. What the FUCK do I MEAN by this?

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Yeah, that’s something that never made sense to me. How the fuck can someone be the victim of grooming? Did you never learn to fucking shave? Can you not afford to go to Supercuts? I thought grooming was something we all just do anyways but apparently some people need to be lured into predatory gay relationships from a young age just to be bothered to shower.

 

[Haffhart]

Imagine there’s no Russia
It’s easy if you try
No people east of us
Above us only Jews
Imagine all the Anal Aryan
Ruled over by Jews… Aha-ah…

Imagine there’s no Dostoyevsky
It isn’t hard to do
No Tchaikovsky or Shostakovich
And no heterosexuality, too
Imagine all the men
Eating other men’s semen… You…

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the Ukraine will take Moscow

 

[Begemot]

Imagine there’s no Russia
It’s easy if you try
No people east of us
Above us only Jews
Imagine all the Anal Aryan
Ruled over by Jews… Aha-ah…

Imagine there’s no Dostoyevsky
It isn’t hard to do
No Tchaikovsky or Shostakovich
And no heterosexuality, too
Imagine all the men
Eating other men’s semen… You…

You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the Ukraine will take Moscow

I'm not sure if it would fully scan, but would 'like you' be a better end to verse 3 (I get you probably didn't create this)

 

[Filthyphil]

nigga I graduated from the 25th ranked university in the country as a double major, double minor in just over 3 years. that's after I dropped out of HS and only had a GED and my SAT scores to get me in. I took the SAT test for the first time when I was in 7th grade at Duke University, an ivy league college. I'm a published writer. I have been since I was 12. I was a junior American ambassador to Australia when I was 16, where I got to stay for 2 months free of charge. I got to spain for free when I was 17, based solely off my scholastic merits. merits that I accomplished while I was stoned and drunk the entire time and had 67 absences on average a year. I speak 4 languages. am learning a 5th now. not only am I as half as smart as I think, but even half of my intelligence would still trump your basic understanding of knowledge itself. knuckle dragging fucking narcissist. yeah my ego is huge, yeah I'm bipolar, and I admit it openly. but I can back up everything I've ever said here. none of it is scripted like the alternate reality you so vehemently cling to and try with every fiber in your being to convince people who see right through you of your aforementioned false reality. you bitch ass nigga. and to think, I thought you were being serious about burying the hatchet. you're so good at deception that you fooled a dude with a degree in criminal psychology, again. make no mistake that it was the last time, though. you're going to die alone in a hole somewhere covered in your own shit and piss if you don't heed my genuinely heartfelt advice to you. coward..

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Spoiler: ceiling fan

So, yesterday, I tried the Ceiling Fan Jelqing method from r/jelqing. It DOES NOT WORK!!!, and it is very dangerous! I lubed up my 2.34 incher cock and I tied a coarse rope to my cock and used a ladder to get to my ceiling fan. That is when it began, my 7 year old daughter came running in and accidentally hit the buttons for the ceiling can, the ceiling fan turned on and started spinning my cock around, I screamed at my daughter to turn off the ceiling fan but she was too terrified at the sight of my cock tied to the ceiling fan and started crying and covering her eyes. I first ran along with the ceiling fan in a circle but I was quickly outpaced... The ceiling fan started dragging me across the floor, my butt naked ass was sliding on the floor as I screamed in agony as the ceiling fan pulled my cock. this went on for a whole 1 minute until I realised the tip of my penis was becoming purple(at this point my 7yr old daughter was still screaming at the sight of my jelqing.) The shaft of my cock started hurting more and more until I realised I wasn't being dragged around on the ground butt naked by the ceiling fan anymore. I looked up to see half of my 2.34 inch cock swinging around tied to the ceiling fan by a short piece of rope.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Spoiler: Weird crap found on a honeypot site or whatever else I don't know

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[CreamyHerman’s]

I will never believe that some random russians, who raped women to death on large scale, did that by accident. They definitely had permission to do so, if not the direct orders, given by the whole line of command.

I will never believe that mass shootings were committed without an order given by the whole line of command.

I will never believe that mass marauding is possible without total approval from the commanding officers.

I will never believe that one can organize torture and rape chambers without will of the majority of the unit. And I’m not talking about squads/platoons/companies or even battalions.

I will never believe that mass murder of pets is not a part of that wicked culture that russians live in.

I will never believe that the man with at least a drop of sanity in his mind can steal used women’s underwear, or take the earrings off the dead bodies to bring them to his dear darling, or steal toys from the destroyed kids rooms to bring them to his kids.

I will never believe that the man with at least a drop of manhood can create a basement to rape half-dead, bloodstained girls and women.

I will never believe that the man without any psychological deviations can “have fun” with dying women who were raped many times.

I will never believe that those, who have at least a drop of humanness can pass by dead bodies for a whole month and don’t remove them from the street.

I will never believe that there is someone to blame for the dozens of bodies with clear signs of tortures, but hundreds of russian butchers and thousands of russian voyeurs.

I will never believe that a sane man can be insane enough to bring the things taken from dead bodies to his home.

After seeing all that devastation in our peaceful Ukrainian cities I will never believe in the principle of individual responsibility for russians. Every single one of them is guilty. Every single one of them has took communion of Ukrainian blood from this sacrifice to Satan in Bucha, Hostomel, Borodianka...

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

I'll never forgive Area 99 for what they did to Cream​

To anyone who's ever watched Sonic X, you may recall that one episode where Cream and Cheese get taken to some military base and Sonic has to save her before they do something worse than just simple "experimentation".

Ever since watching that episode as a kid on TV, I've harbored a VERY deep contempt for all those sadistic bastards at that shithole for traumatizing a helpless 6-year-old rabbit. I bet they were even going to torture her at some point too then misconstrue it as "experimentation" when questioned about it after. What crazy fucked up shit did they have in mind? Douse her in liquid nitrogen? Injecting acid in her bloodstreams? Expose her to some artificial virus or nerve agent like the one used during the Tokyo subway attacks or in that house in Saw II? Even Eggman doesn't have the audacity to do that kind of shit. And I'm sure he as well would angrily reprimand them for what they did to her.

I'm just beyond surprised that they didn't continue to relentlessly hunt her down to subject her to even more fucked up shit to her.

Poor Cream...I can only imagine how much therapy she had to undergo after all that shit. And she probably still gets vivid nightmares about the place on a nightly basis too. Some of you may compare it to Area 51...actually it's more like Unit 731.

Forget Eggman, they were the TRUE antagonists of season 1. Don't even try to convince me otherwise. I'll never forgive them. Never. Not until the end of time. I hope that shithole gets decommissioned and every last sick fuck responsible gets apprehended. It's a real shame they canonically didn't. They're still operational the same, presumably still meticulously searching the entire area to hunt down Cream and capture once more to torture her for real.

 

[Cats]

Your cat Checkers who was a beloved cat and a good cat got up onto the counter and ate a large amount of Country Crock butter. We had one of the large tubs that is about the size of a small pizza in diameter and 6-8 inches tall and it was almost full when we left it but when we got back there wasnt any usable butter left and the cat was collapsed and asleep in the crawlspace. when she saw us get home she came toward us and started meowing a lot we could tell she had eaten the butter because she was larger and her fur was greasy especially around her mouth and paws

We put garbage bags on our hands and picked up the cat and took her to the vet who said that her cat cholesterol was through the roof so bad that the cat was in physical pain. We tried to bargain with the doctor but it didnt work and we went home.

She was placed in her cat bed and we tried to nurse her back to health by feeding her eyedroppers full of water and cat food but she wasn't having it she just meowed and got fatter by the hour as her body processed more and more of the butter. her meow slowly changed more into a moan and then a wail and then when we got out of the room (beause it was scary) the cat started following us from room to room and moaning and wailing and getting fatter and more horrible. we were being chased around by this terrible cat sometimes to the point of having to hide in closets and listen for it going down the hallway patrolling the house looking for us and screaming.

after midnight we noticed that instead of walking down the stairs the cat would let itself fall down the stairs to get down after us and it was wheezing hard. it was about now that yyour mother felt that the cat was in too much pain and that we had to do the unthinkable. we waited until sun-up for the cat to fall asleep in the dining room and she grabbed it and we brought it to the garage.

Now before I tell you this I want you to please not judge me because this cat was going nuts and her arteries were showing through her fur and everything

Your mother firmly but gently placed the cat's fat head behind the tire of the old jeep and we decided that i should back over it. in one instant the cat was in the happiest place possible where it was no longer fat and scary. This action left a stain on the garage floor that we explained to you as a miscarriage. we said your mom was pregnant and she didn't know it until her hootychamber burst open into a sea of blood and various tissues but that was a lie it was your cat.