Copypasta thread - Mmmm pasta

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

I will never forget the airport scene. I still wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat, vividly reliving that fateful day of September 20th 2023. I will never recover from it. To this day, I cannot set foot in an airport. I see planes flying in the sky and I drop to my knees and scream at the top of my lungs until someone sedates me. I will never recover. I had to go abroad for business the other day. I had to rent a boat and cross the Atlantic on my own, I almost drowned when a raging storm caught me. The coastguard of Nicaragua rescued me. They tried to get me to a hospital as fast as possible. Unfortunately, they had to do it via helicopter. Helicopters resemble planes too much. I had a PTSD seizure. Poor paramedics had to get me to land while riding dolphins. I said, I'd rather get eaten by giant squids than be in anything of aerial nature ever again. And that's my story. Share and spread awareness.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to watch Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely in-your-face, and with a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will look completely unscientific. There's also Rick's faux-nihilistic outlook, which actually has nothing to do with his characterisation - his personal philosophy seems pointless when you write it down. The fans don't understand this stuff; they are so stupid that they actually laugh at these jokes, find them not just funny - but also saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who like Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they would appreciate, for instance, Rick's humourless existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which is absolutely devoid of meaning. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as anything with real depth unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a "I Hate Rick and Morty" tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

[McMitch]

Holy shit, this is gold. Fuck the Navy Seals copypasta, page four blows that stale shit away.

Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and to learn the history and inner workings of American jurisprudence, literally. I was born to do this here. Don't you know that your FBI and CIA have been trying to recruit me since grade school? Lol. But they're unscrupulous losers like you, so it won't be happening.
Instead, I will educate the People, and hopefully one day, if we are lucky, they will rise up against you oppressive, lying traitors and hang you all for the crime you have committed against us all.
What? You think because you sit up there in that little black robe hiding behind the ignorance of the masses like a little b*tch, that ANYBODY gives a d*mn about you or what you have to say? Well, just in case you haven't noticed-I couldn't give two f*cks about you or what you have to say. F*ck you, old man. You're a joke. Your court's a joke. You take it up the a*s; and you suck nuts. Lol.

 

[6thRanger]

A sticker-obsessed tradcath , Covid-skeptic, racist and shit poster was teaching a class on known A&N Sperg, Arm Pit Cream.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Arm Pit Cream was the most highly-evolved sperg being the forum has ever known, greater than even Joshua Moon!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-choice pre-2016 join date hugbox destroyer with over 1500 confirmed sperg-inducements stood up, holding a comment. "Trump is a loser and you guys are losers. Sorry you're so stupid." The arrogant shitposter smirked quite autistically and smugly replied "You support trannies, you're a child groomer".

"Wrong!" a female voice answered from behind. "Christians are responsible for the overwhelming majority of child rapes. Look at the Catholic Church. Christians want little girls to be raped, bred and be forced to deliver kids. Trannies did nothing wrong. They are normal people."

The shitposter was visibly shaken and dropped his many citations and copy of Revolt Against The World by Julius Evola and stormed out of the classroom crying those A&N sperg crocodile tears. If only he had a MATI or Autistic rate he could kill his enemy on the spot but of course the shitposter had fought hard to destroy the use of stickers!

The students applauded and all registered Democrat and accepted Steven Bonnell as their lord and savior. A Cockroach named Trans Rights flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed some waste on the chalk. MLK's "I have a Dream" speech was read several times and Hillary Clinton herself showed up and enacted a 20% increase tax across the country. The shitposter was banned and doxed the next day. He died of the very real virus Covid-19 and was added to the website's kill count for all eternity.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.
“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”


“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”
The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”
“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”
He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”
I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.
“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.
“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.
“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.
“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.
Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.
“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”
“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.
“Because I was afraid.”
“Afraid?”
“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”
I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.
“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

 

[Gutpuke]

Ever since i was a kid and tried it. I have a farm and always keep at least 2 dogs pregnant so I have access to milk. When the puppies are born, im not cruel and dont kill them or separate them. I share it. But at 4 or 5 weeks when they are able to eat real food and still tiny and cute i put them in the car in the afternoon after school gets out and look for kids walking home or playing and offer them the babies. Most of the time they say yes and some take more than one. Ive had two kids recognize me in the car and ask me for more. I usually try when theres no guardians around to tell them no dont take it, were not keeping a dog. I didnt have any at the time but got their address and next time i did, i split a batch of 7 between the 2 houses in amazon boxes left at the door. One the rare occasion im stuck with some i leave them at a church or at houses with acreage that i know have dogs. I dont overbreed the dogs. After theyve had too many babies/litters i get them spayed and usually keep them though some of the mommas i gave to kids who took their babies. This is my confession. It is not cruel like fuckers who kill puppies or kittens by leaving them on the side of the road, the woods or the dumpster. Ive never dumped a baby in even a shelter.

 

[importantman2010]

im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

im permabanned listener niggerstomper58. i first started listening to podcasts when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "i love doing racist chinese voice" and "oooo miii soo horniii *racist chinese accent*" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of podcast humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" podcasts to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/do-you-think-its-possible-i-could-be-unbanned-when-i-turn-18.22903/page-2#post-1631435

No fucking chance I'm copying all of this to this thread, even after scrolling quickly I'm still not at the bottom of the post.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

*Squints* Wait a minute... *Steampunk telescope goggles zoom in on the OP post*


*Type writer noises*


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Huh... *Goggles retract...* it appears... to be a porn dump thread for tranny faggot pipeliners... Stay on your toes...

 

[Gutpuke]

LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the "master-race" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls! In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder "accidents" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!! Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist "closed society"! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the "MASTER RACE" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY "STARS" IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY"!! For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION! When "gifted" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggertrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!! Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through "ONE WORLD COMMUNISM" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning "worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS"!! Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE! Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!

 

[William Afton]

Thanks a lot I tried flipping my 50 inch table with my Alienware 31’ 4K UHD gaming monitor. With my ACER PREDATOR ORION GAMING COMPUTER and Steel series Aerox9 wireless ultra light weight MOUSE. JUST TO READ YOUR USERNAME!

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Hello, i am Beef and i would like to verbally express myself in a rhythmic
manner.

To start off if you do not know who I am you must be uneducated and
moronic. I would also like to announce that my sexual stamina is unmatched and if you think my words are fabricated then just ask your mother on the topic of women. I do not condone contraception therefore I have multiple baby mamas.

I live in a low-income housing environment that goes by the government name of Section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles , mind-altering Inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases.

If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations i will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, i am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Y’all trippin' fr, trying to drag Nintendo for no damn reason . Listen up, Nintendo been putting out fire games for decades and now y'all wanna act brand new over a character? Nah, ain't nobody got time for that mess.

First off, people be acting like representation is something new, but Nintendo been low-key progressive. Y'all actin' pressed 'cause they added a trans character? Bruh, do y'all realize how big that is for inclusivity?

And let's be real, the Paper Mario series is legendary. The story, the gameplay, the humor—it's all still there! Just 'cause they added a lil' flavor don't mean the whole dish is ruined. You ain't even played the game yet and already talkin' trash smh. Educate yourselves before you start spewing nonsense.

Y'all sayin' this is some agenda or whatever… Bruh, the real agenda is spreading love and acceptance. If you can’t handle that, peace .

Bottom line: if a trans character ruins your experience, that says more about you than it does about Nintendo. Do better.

 

[y a t s]

A lot of mistakes were made, but you did better than I did with my first cigar. I hope you keep trying. You're adorable, certainly nobody should attack your efforts.

First of all, it's borderline unforgivable that you asked for a beginner cigar and the shop never mentioned a cutter to you. If you didn't have a cutter the best idea would have been to just use your knife to punch a hole in the cap instead of trying to saw it off completely. That's why it unraveled. You cut too much off. That's not your fault, I blame the shop.

You were right to take the smaller ring off right away. The larger ring should be left on until the cigar warms up as you noticed it doing. This warms the glue because you want to peel the ring off, not slide it off. Sliding the ring off could cause the edge of the paper to cut into the cigar like a knife.

You definitely lit the wrong end, but it was the best decision under the circumstances since it was coming apart. When you light the cigar don't just put the flame against the cigar. Actually point the flame directly into the cigar while you puff and roll the cigar in your fingers in order to get an even light.

Don't be concerned with the ash falling off. Those are full length leaves inside. The longer the ash stays on without falling off the higher the quality of the cigar. It will come off when it's ready to.

You should definitely smoke slower. Maybe an hour to finish a cigar. But smoking on video is going to cause you to want to smoke faster. Because you feel like you need to light the cigar and finish it within the space of the video. That's not necessary. Your best cigar experiences will likely happen off camera sitting outside at night or something. Just relaxing, private time. Plus this was your first cigar so you were too nervous to relax.

Don't over think it or be intimidated by the videos you're talking about with all of the equipment. That's taking it too far in the other direction. Some people can be way too pretentious. The same with coffee or wine. You can enjoy things without taking it too far. I enjoy good coffee, but I'm not going to spend thousands of dollars on some rare blend that includes animal droppings. Just keep it simple and enjoy yourself.

Don't ever re-light a cigar. Once it's lighted you have to either finish it or throw it out. It's like an apple, you can't take a bite and then come back to it later.

Thank you for making this video. You did a good job trying something new. A lot of people like Cohibas so you may want to try one of those.

 

[Begemot]

Getting blackpilled on Italy ruined like 6 months of my life. I have to say being Italian-American is truly living life on the hardest difficulty, non Italian-Americans will never understand. We are UNIRONICALLY the most oppressed people on the planet because we are truly the only completely rootless people that don't belong to any actual ethnic group.

Suffice to say, it's very painful to see our ethnic homeland die as well as our literal homeland. To be reviled by Italians in Italy because the jewish media has done literally nothing but depict us as criminals, fat retards, and wife beaters. We cannot speak Italian because our grandfathers wanted to please the WASP massa better and stripped us from our roots and if we can it's some Neapolitan or Sicilan dialect that will just make Italians laugh in your face and call you terrone or say you pronounced the words wrong. We're not part of the WASP or German founding stock and people never truly accept us. Go on any Italian website or whatever and see what they say about Italian-Americans, it's nothing but hundreds of posts saying they love African soccer players and mulatto 1/16th Italian Argentines/Brazilians and despise us.

I'm too culturally different from WASP White Americans to really fit in with them, I don't look exactly like them and you can see the discomfort in their faces because I'm not white but I'm not like their black or Mexican pets they worship, and nonwhites reject us as well and we'll never get gibsmedat or respect because we're "technically" white. I could whinge and complain even further and even more annoyingly, and I would like to, but you get the idea. Literally all of the downsides of being white and nonwhite at the same time. I don't belong anywhere, I'm not a part of any ethnic ingroup on the planet.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dx

SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET RID OF THIS FUCKING PAGE AND THAT KIWI FARMS THREAD ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't join TV Tropes because Wikipedia suspended my account, I joined because I was so friggin' offended by the negative comments directed towards a bankrupt movie studio that I'm BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the truth is, Wikipedia only suspended my editing privileges just TWO FUCKING MONTHS after I joined TV Tropes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I didn't quit TV Tropes ENTIRELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I left my FIRST account to make ANOTHER one to keep editing because the fucking namespace-loving admins suspended my account and TOLD me to wait until JULY FUCKING 2ND to be unsuspended even though I'm TRYING to fucking EXPAND the website with more stuff that none of the tropers EVER talked about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT when I made a third account on August to apologize to the mods for complaining about their namespace spam shit that's taking over TV Tropes, they fucking told me not to come back FOREVER and to "Go somewhere else and leave us alone", which PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, they friggin' BETRAYED a once-lonely troper like ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I started FLAMING them for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You BETTER remove this page AND that Kiwi Farms thread about me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's creating a series of LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus, my attempt to hire a hacker WAs to CHANGE TV Tropes back to the way it was for the FUCK of it by removing all the new shitty ass "policies", NOT take the website down 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The WORST thing about this fucking article is that someone I initially watched on deviantART (who goes by the name of EnhancedStar) is FLAMING me and BOYCOTTING my artwork, AND EVERY SINGLE TROLL ON DEVIANTART IS FLAMING ME BY LYING ABOUT MY IDENTITY AND AGE, FLOODING MY PROFILE WITH HATE AND NEGATIVE COMMENTS, POSTING A JOURNAL ABOUT ME, THREATENING TO GET MY ACCOUNT BANNED, ACCUSING ME OF HURTING ONE PERSON WHO CALLED ME A "TROLL", AND ALMOST HACKED INTO MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT, because they fucking LEARNED from the troll article YOU ASSWIPES wrote about ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN YEARS AGO, THEY GOT MY DEVIANTART ACCOUNT BANNED, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS, GUYS, JUST TAKE THIS FUCKING PAGE AND THAT KIWI FARMS THREAD DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW AND MAKE ALL THIS LYING BULLSHIT STOP ALREADY, OR ELSE I'LL FRIGGIN' SUE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Super Shiro]

If Ronaldo has a million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Ronaldo has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Ronaldo has no fans, that means I'm dead.
Win or lose.
0 goals or 10 goals.
Good form or bad form.
I will always love and support you !
Even if the whole world stands against you. !!
¡VIVA RONALDO!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

This is like uncovering new footage of background lore to iconic scenes you've known about for years.

I mean, this was like seeing footage at the end of Rogue One, of Vader massacring multiple Rebels with his red Lightsaber when Princess Leia's ship was boarded.

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Imagine seeing the first time Padme blew Anakin (presumably on their wedding day at Naboo) after the Battle of Geonosis and thereby doomed him to his dark side fate.

Imagine seeing footage of Stormtroopers destroying Luke's home and brutally murdering Luke's Uncle and Aunt.

Imagine seeing Darth Vader's words to anyone else in the vicinity of that gas mining facility (Cloud City Workers, Stormtroopers, a telecommunication with the Emperor), shortly after he told Luke Skywalker he was Luke's father. Imagine whatever he was saying to anyone in the room at Cloud City where he surprised Han Solo.

Hell, imagine seeing what happened to Sev during the event that got him missing from the rest of Delta Squad on Kashykk.

Imagine seeing what the members of the Fellowship said when they saw an unconscious Samwise Gamgee and Frodo of the Nine Fingers up close and personal, both having been brought back to safety by Manwe's Eagles. Or imagine what conversations they were having with each other at the Black Gates of Mordor before they knew the Eagles had saved Sam and Frodo. Or imagine having recorded audio footage of whatever Sauron might have been muttering after he felt the One Ring had hit the lava.

edit: This is also like some of the scenes in El Camino (the Jesse Pinkman movie released in 2019) and Better Call Saul (released in 2015, ended in 2022), which demonstrate alternate POVs that occur shortly before or after iconic Breaking Bad scenes (released in 2008, ended in 2013).

This is like uncovering new footage of background lore to iconic scenes you've known about for years.

My Earnest Opinions P.6 "Aug 17 2024 - Bodycam footage of the incest arrest"

 

[AnOminous]

I speak 5 languages you fucking retard niger, I learned English 7 years ago when I moved to Italy. Im working as a chef, and nobody tells me nothing about my language skills, even Italian language is more harder than English, and they pay me good fucking salary, they dont give a single fuck, I speak pretty good, I don't write an official emails to costumers or some other shit, so i dont care about grammar, and I don't use any translate or other programs to communicate, because i dont give a fuck, if someone need he will understand what I'm saying you old fucking cunt. You thing you are so fucking special? It's not 2005 anymore so you can put your finger in your anus and sniff it, maybe you will feel that "missing old Internet memories". It's just a forum, like all forum used to be, and you asking for some language deegre knowledge for new account users, maybe just go fuck yourself in the ass with German sausage and start to think again. Don't tell me you want to extra respect because you are old member, because if you die tomorrow, nobody gives a shit. And if you so offended by new members, maybe dont forget to use yours pills to not loose your fucking retarded mind anymore?