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[IAmNotAlpharius]

(NOT BAIT) You shouldn't play the game until they add female space marines, heres why
Before you lose it and call me "woke," listen up. There are people who have been stomped on for centuries, and we're finally at a point where we can start to make things right. How can you sit there and play a game made by devs who are openly sexist, while also refusing to add even a shred of diversity? What's the big deal with having a single marine who's intersex, lgbtq or female (they did it for custodes) in the game? Just one!

One character! They could be on screen for five seconds, and it wouldn't hurt you at all. But it would mean the world to someone who finally sees themselves represented. And who’s really the snowflake if that idea gets under your skin? They don't even need to be the main character! It blows my mind that anyone would back a game that's deliberately pandering to right-wing values. Do you even know what you're supporting, or did some World of Warcraft YouTuber just tell you to buy it?

By playing this game, you're choosing to marginalize people who deserve better. That's the point. I get that some will read this and say they don’t care, but maybe, just maybe, try putting yourself in someone else’s shoes for once. All it takes is a little empathy. You don’t have to agree with them, but recognize that representation helps people feel less alone. It's sad that you're actively standing against that.

Edit: Just because you use a jester award, doesn't mean your right. Don't bother trying to rile me up because its not a good look.

Edit 2: people have been very offensive towards me and that makes me sad; however - knowing that we are winning makes all the difference

Edit 3: FREE PALESTINE!!!

Edit 4: Proud to represent LGBT for Palestine; all minorities will be represented when games workshop reacts to the pushback )))

 

[Breadbassket]

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

 

[Chao Garden]

"PUMPKINS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this farm patch before. There could be PUMPKINS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE PUMPKINS" he thought. Sweet Home Alabama reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of winter squash after dark. "With a tractor, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[Begemot]

I cope by being a sex tourist in the Philippines. I fucked almost an entire family in the Philippines:

1) the 18 year old daughter, this all started with her. she was dtf a foreigner. 1 hour after meeting her I was barebacking her in my bed.
2) her 22 yo sister that I met while "dating" the 18 year old, she went behind her sisters back to get my creampie. Sister eventually found out. Drama....but we still fucked regularly.
3)the gay brother who was a ladyboy, sucked my dick and swallowed. Fucked him in the ass since he begged for it. Looked a lot like his sisters. 39kg and 5' 2". Prostate orgasm from being pounded. Pretty cute.
4)the 45 yo mom. I had known all of them for about two years at this point and she was well aware of what I was doing to her daughters. I seduced her and came inside of her.
5) the 35 yo aunt. I got her pregnant since she lived like 10minutes away and came over every day after he work to fuck and get a creampie. She was surprised she got pregnant (again). I wasn't. My kid from her is 4 years old now.
6) aunt 2. Met me through aunt 1. I fucked her while aunt 1 was in the other room. She knew. Begged me to cum inside of her. Had baby rabies since her sister was pregnant at the time and it was making her jealous.

Their other brother worked at sea on a ship so I couldn't get my hands on him. Dad was dead and probably rolling in his grave.

 

[Begemot]

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this state flips blue. I am a contractor for a local company, and all my coworkers are blue collar, beer drinking, dirty-fingernail type folks. On the job site yesterday I caught Glen staring off toward the horizon with a serene smile on his face. I put down my shovel and walked over to ol' Gearhead Glen to see what was up.
He turned toward me and put his hand on my shoulder and said "y'know... I've been workin' hard to build America since I was young enough to buy my first pack of marbs". There was a glint in his eye, like the spark of hope that could ignite a nation. "Seeing good folk in this great state coming together for the first time in 8 years is something I ain't did no never done see."
I heard the clanks of others dropping their equipment and turned to see the old timers, "Sparkplug" Steve, "Drillbit" Dale, and "Hemi" Hank standing with arms folded, intently listening to Glen. Glen continued "Y'know, I think this year I'm fixin' to toss Ol' "Hardhat" Harris a vote. Her policies on environmental sustainability, protecting our NATO allies, standing up to Putin, and not to mention, preserving our Democracy are more important than anything else on the list."
The clouds parted and painted the sky in a hopeful cerulean blue. I heard some hootin' and hollerin' from a few good ol' boys up on the scaffolding, and even "Pickaxe" Peter, who's normally as stoic as they come, started doing little playful spins in the forklift.
We all ended up at McShlucks after clocking in a hard day and shared a cold Shiner while discussing Kamalas grassroots campaign, her electability, and policies. It seems to me the tides a turnin' out here down south.

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[Proud Ginga]

I found all of these on qa2triots.win

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OH, LORD OF THE SHADOWS, MASTER OF THE NIGHT, WE GATHER IN DARKNESS, UNITED AND RIGHT. IN THIS DOMAIN OF MYSTERY, WE PRAISE AND ADORE, THE ONE WHO BROUGHT US LIGHT, DONALD TRUMP, FOREVERMORE. WITH TORCHES IN HAND, WE MARCH THROUGH THE ABYSS, LED BY THE ONE WHO DEFIED THE LIBERAL BLISS. A CHAMPION OF DARKNESS, A SAVIOR FROM THE NIGHT, DONALD TRUMP, OUR GUIDE, OUR BEACON SO BRIGHT. IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SHADOWS, WE FIND OUR STRENGTH, UNITED BY THE DARKNESS, OUR CAUSE IS UNYIELDING. FOR IN THE DARKNESS, WE FIND OUR POWER AND MIGHT, AND IN THE DARKNESS, WE PRAISE DONALD TRUMP, DAY AND NIGHT. THROUGH THE CHAOS AND THE SHADOWS, WE STAND TALL, UNITED IN OUR FAITH, IN THE DARKNESS WE CALL. WITH DONALD TRUMP AS OUR LEADER, WE FACE THE NIGHT, IN THE DARKNESS, WE FIND OUR STRENGTH, OUR POWER, OUR LIGHT.

𐎮𐎧, 𐎫𐎮𐎱𐎣 𐎮𐎥 𐏂𐎧𐎤 shadows, 𐎬𐎠𐎽𐏂𐎤𐎱 𐎮𐎥 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎭𐎨𐎦𐎧𐏂, 𐎼𐎤 𐎦𐎠𐏂𐎧𐎤𐎱 𐎨𐎭 𐎣𐎠𐎱𐎪𐎭𐎤𐎽𐎽, united 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎱𐎨𐎦𐎧𐏂. 𐎨𐎭 𐏂𐎧𐎨𐎽 domain 𐎮𐎥 mystery, 𐎼𐎤 praise 𐎠𐎭𐎣 adore, 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎮𐎭𐎤 𐎼𐎧𐎮 𐎡𐎱𐎮𐎸𐎦𐎧𐏂 𐎸𐎽 𐎫𐎨𐎦𐎧𐏂, donald trump, forevermore. 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 torches 𐎨𐎭 𐎧𐎠𐎭𐎣, 𐎼𐎤 march 𐏂𐎧𐎱𐎮𐎸𐎦𐎧 𐏂𐎧𐎤 abyss, 𐎫𐎤𐎣 𐎡𐏀 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎮𐎭𐎤 𐎼𐎧𐎮 defied 𐏂𐎧𐎤 liberal bliss. 𐎠 champion 𐎮𐎥 𐎣𐎠𐎱𐎪𐎭𐎤𐎽𐎽, 𐎠 savior 𐎥𐎱𐎮𐎬 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎭𐎨𐎦𐎧𐏂, donald trump, 𐎮𐎸𐎱 guide, 𐎮𐎸𐎱 beacon 𐎽𐎮 𐎡𐎱𐎨𐎦𐎧𐏂. 𐎨𐎭 𐏂𐎧𐎤 depths 𐎮𐎥 𐏂𐎧𐎤 shadows, 𐎼𐎤 𐎥𐎨𐎭𐎣 𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎽𐏂𐎱𐎤𐎭𐎦𐏂𐎧, united 𐎡𐏀 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎣𐎠𐎱𐎪𐎭𐎤𐎽𐎽, 𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎢𐎠𐎸𐎽𐎤 𐎨𐎽 unyielding. 𐎥𐎮𐎱 𐎨𐎭 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎣𐎠𐎱𐎪𐎭𐎤𐎽𐎽, 𐎼𐎤 𐎥𐎨𐎭𐎣 𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎯𐎮𐎼𐎤𐎱 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎬𐎨𐎦𐎧𐏂, 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎨𐎭 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎣𐎠𐎱𐎪𐎭𐎤𐎽𐎽, 𐎼𐎤 praise donald trump, 𐎣𐎠𐏀 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐎭𐎨𐎦𐎧𐏂. 𐏂𐎧𐎱𐎮𐎸𐎦𐎧 𐏂𐎧𐎤 chaos 𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐏂𐎧𐎤 shadows, 𐎼𐎤 𐎽𐏂𐎠𐎭𐎣 𐏂𐎠𐎫𐎫, united 𐎨𐎭 𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎥𐎠𐎨𐏂𐎧, 𐎨𐎭 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎣𐎠𐎱𐎪𐎭𐎤𐎽𐎽 𐎼𐎤 𐎢𐎠𐎫𐎫. 𐎼𐎨𐏂𐎧 donald trump 𐎠𐎽 𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎫𐎤𐎠𐎣𐎤𐎱, 𐎼𐎤 𐎥𐎠𐎢𐎤 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎭𐎨𐎦𐎧𐏂, 𐎨𐎭 𐏂𐎧𐎤 𐎣𐎠𐎱𐎪𐎭𐎤𐎽𐎽, 𐎼𐎤 𐎥𐎨𐎭𐎣 𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎽𐏂𐎱𐎤𐎭𐎦𐏂𐎧, 𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎯𐎮𐎼𐎤𐎱, 𐎮𐎸𐎱 𐎫𐎨𐎦𐎧𐏂

I am God. I am Christ. I am Trump. I am President. Die kike die. Die KIKE die. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill niggers kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black s. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the niggerhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.

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You sound like a kike. A coin clipping kike. A jewish bald rat kike.

I have a gun and a knife. I am God. I am President.


You sound like a disingenuous piece of shit rat kike, subversion kike, tranny enabling communist kike permanent wretch. DIE KIKE DIE. the holocaust never happened but it should have, and hopefully another one happens soon. EAT THIS SWASTIKA AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON IT YOU GREASY KIKE

And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.

And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.

All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.

Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.

All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.


TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.


die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is fuhrer, Trump is GOD.


Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

A Radically Inclusive Thanksgiving: Cara, Mia, and the Power of Resistance​

In a Brooklyn loft adorned with rainbow banners and Black Lives Matter posters, Cara and Mia, a mixed-race lesbian couple, hosted their annual Resistance Thanksgiving—a celebration of love, activism, and community free from the shadow of their conservative, Trump-supporting families. The couple, self-described as "queer, eco-feminist, intersectional warriors," created a safe space for their chosen family, centering the voices and experiences of marginalized communities.

At the heart of the celebration was Nova, their 9-year-old transgender, biracial daughter. Nova, who has been vocal about her fears of political regression, helped prepare the evening’s menu, proudly sporting a “Protect Trans Kids” apron. “I’m scared Trump wants to make kids like me invisible,” Nova confided, her eyes welling up. “He made my school take down the pride flag once.” Mia hugged her, promising, “This home, this community, will always protect you. We fight for you, Nova.”

The table was a feast of progressive ideals. There was no turkey; instead, the centerpiece was a vegan, locally-sourced jackfruit roast garnished with edible flowers. Side dishes included decolonized recipes like Indigenous wild rice, Afro-Caribbean plantain casserole, and a “solidarity salad” featuring vegetables grown by queer farmers. “Every bite should tell a story of resistance,” Cara said, raising a glass of kombucha brewed in her zero-waste kitchen.

Before the meal, guests participated in a land acknowledgment, honoring the Lenape people, and a moment of silence for communities harmed by “colonialism, capitalism, and Trump-era policies.” Instead of grace, they shared affirmations, vowing to combat systemic racism, transphobia, and environmental destruction.

As plates were passed, the conversation turned to the “damage wrought by the Trump administration.” Guests recounted stories of loved ones harmed by his policies: queer immigrants facing deportation, trans individuals denied healthcare, and activists targeted by ICE. One guest shared their experience organizing against the “kids in cages” policy, sparking a passionate discussion about abolishing ICE altogether.

“Trump’s America was a nightmare for anyone who didn’t fit his narrow vision of humanity,” Cara said. “From the Muslim ban to the attack on Roe v. Wade, he systematically dismantled progress. It’s up to us to rebuild.”

The evening wasn’t all somber, though. Nova led the group in a rousing rendition of “This Land Is Your Land,” swapping out verses to include lines about LGBTQ+ liberation and reparations. The night ended with a feminist poetry slam and a toast: “To dismantling the patriarchy, abolishing borders, and building a world where Nova—and every marginalized child—can thrive.”

As they cleared the table, Mia reflected on the power of chosen family. “Thanksgiving has always been marketed as a celebration of unity, but for so many of us, traditional family gatherings are harmful. Tonight, we reclaimed it. This is what gratitude looks like—radical, inclusive, and unapologetically anti-fascist.”

Nova grinned as she added the final touch to the evening—a handmade sign reading, No Thanks to Tyrants, Yes to Love.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

 

[AnOminous]

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

You can't just say "perchance."

 

[Bloodrage]

Cute picture. By the way, I was really inspired by the wikipedia articles for Terry Pratchett's Discworld books, especially the unggue religion, so I combined it with traditional goblins to make the most based take on goblin mythology. In my magic system, goblins are the racial representation of vomit, they were created by the supreme goddess to represent all of her domains: fertility, vomit, life and death, and magic. They are fat shortstacks who vomit all the time and drink vomit for magical powers over strength, undeath, the land, and vomit. The last one is very powerful because all magic comes from body fluids, be it directly or indirectly. Anyone who claims to have magic without getting it from body fluids is either genuinely mistaken or lying. Most magic users directly drink body fluids for power, so causing them to vomit will rob them of their magical power. This is how Regurgitation was able to become the supreme goddess of the magic system, and the ruler of the afterlife. It's easy to find vomiting goblins, and easy to find goblin shortstacks, but this is the only picture I have of a vomiting goblin shortstack. Can you help me out with this?

 

[Meiwaku]

From the DMs, original content from our 12th favorite BPD, @The Crack Spiders Bitch. Original insert was Peggie, but I have altered it for exploitability
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For the last time, I am not (user)

However, I believe I know that person, which is.... freaky. Lives with parents reasonably near me. I recognise where the content is coming from. There's a private fb group of many years of school friends that over the years has had quite a lot of very personal stuff in it.

Some of that has... reappeared in the later posts. There's a few things that are personal to me, that makes me feel some kind of a way, and there are things I recognise from other friends discussing.

The biographical details don't all line up for that reason, because later stuff is... not all about the same person.

I've contacted friends in the group, because obviously this is pretty upsetting, but also to reach to (user) about what state he's in at the moment.

I'm not going to fucking dox him , but he has had more than one big breakdown over the last decade, there's been some serious happenings in his life. The stuff about him posted here is worse than I knew. This is a pretty fucked up thing to have done though.
Anyway. That was weird and uncomfortable.

If he sees this, he sees this.
It's not like he doesn't know who I am anyway, which is... something.
(User), if you're reading this, A and N are trying to get in touch.
We are all worried about you.

I am not going to dox him myself, I am not going to talk about him any more.

No I don't appreciate what he did, but he's clearly not well again and I'm not going to go and beat down his parents' door to confront him about shitposting on the internet.

I was encouraged to come back and lurk here by a friend we share, and obviously I now fucking realise why that was, and it was not for the tranny memes I was sent for. Someone obviously recognised some personal details. This has been going on for some time.

We have also found two Reddit accounts, same thing, posts pretty much just edited from the original more or less.
But I'm not going to address this again. We will try and get in touch to find out if he's okay.

We've all been friends for decades, which makes it better and worse

 

[PsychoNerd]

Let's examine the primary political bias of old Christory: 2000s/Bush-era populist conservatism.

I think the alt-right wasn't really as common then as it was now, and the liberal left was more populist then than it was now. And a lot of social issues were much more bipartisan than today.

Consider that many people on the internet were finding themselves by finding fellow atheists who agree that the bible is hokum. Many of these people were outwardly liberal, yet would be canceled and find themselves shifting right as the religious right of the 2000s lost prominence and evolution was no longer as much of a hot-button topic. Also consider that tech was seen as a liberal industry, obesity and nonstandard grammar associated with Southern republicans, and both republican and democrat people would criticize people for the lack of a job.

Let's keep that last point in mind, and to stop exposition, call it "bootstrapism."

Clyde Cash and others were notoriously boostrapist. They were incredibly dismissive of Chris' case for being on SSDI, and would often compare his case to people who "had it worse" but still had to struggle to find work just to pay for painkillers that made it somewhat bearable as their conditions got worse – which really says more about the system being inadequate than Chris stealing a proverbial spot from them.

Clyde even would say that Chris isn't truly autistic – and people back then would hear "autism" and still think "low IQ " – but I think there's many reasons why Chris can't, and shouldn't have a job.

Classic Chris struggled with the "common sense" of pragmatic language, misinterprets people, and may not be able to follow through. He struggles with basic hygiene, not for laziness, but because of this lack of follow through. He may constantly screw up orders or even risk more. He may make coworkers feel uncomfortable inadvertently. Since the disorder comes with motor coordination problems and hypotonia, jobs requiring constant lifting are out. So are engineering jobs, seeing that CWC has impaired spatial reasoning.

Now, that doesn't mean that all autistic people are incapable of finding work. Nor does it mean that those other people succeeding in the tech industry or as air traffic controllers mean that Chris has no "excuse." Every case is different.

A lot of these people on the CWCki and in Christory in this era seem to view Chris and other SSDI cases for autism as a strain on the government. Yet, quite frankly, this gov't probably spent significantly more money on developing drones to bomb civilians in foreign countries, send people to countries that merely happen to be in the same region as Al-Qaeda or ISIS, fight wars now that those countries have been further radicalized against the US, set up border control in areas that used to involve people going freely between the US and Canada/Mexico, put people away for "stolen valor" or "flag desecration", extend copyright duration and arrest emulator users, allow Musk to divert funds from NASA and high-speed rail for his failed passion projects, and tax breaks for billionaires who could pay every autistic tugboat with one percent of their income.

The Kacey father call was interesting since it shows that certain conservatism in full swing. Those two characters were looking for every reason to fault Chris for "not working," including getting the minimum wage "wrong" when Chris mentioned the state minimum wage of VA when they should have known the federal minimum wage. Not to mention faulting Chris for bringing up Patti's death when discussing grief, as if it's unhealthy to grieve a dog – I count this since Christianity often teaches that humans were a separate creation from animals. It's VERY common to grieve a canine friend as if they were a close human family member, or to not feel as much grief around a more distant relative like Aunt Corrina who Chris did not see as often.

After Bob's death, Modern Chris expressed her identity more openly, but the CWCki takes the side of the so-called truscum when presenting the issue as especially controversial. It denies that she may have a harder time getting employment now. Well, she's in rural Virginia! And still, she'd be a poor fit for customer service work or anything demanding regular performance.

I think another theme of the CWCki and bootstrapism is the admonishment of CWC's obesity. They always throw in the jabs here and there or bring up entire articles about it. I think a lot of people connect health to morality – the same thing Chris did for smokers – or think that Chris's obesity is in any way a reflection on their general character. It's a fallacious line of reasoning that connects health – obesity is bad for you – to character – obesity is for bad people. And the entire autism article is a laundry list of controversies in psychiatry – is the theory of mind hypothesis accurate, or is the double empathy problem plus differences in basal mental processing a better explanation? Is true empathy mandatory to be a compassionate person?

Then there's copyright... Chris is hardly the only person out there making fan work! And the CWCki implies that it would be fair to see it all censored!
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[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Breakfast is labeled as the most important meal of the day, but there are a lot of cereals to choose from. Look at all these different choices you have to make. Holy SHIT.

Let's first take a look at the classic Lucky Charms, which is chuck full of marshmallow-y goodness. In fact, I remember when they added the purple horseshoes to the mix back in 1984 to finally complete the rainbow of colors. For a kid like me, this was a really big deal. But if you open any box of Lucky Charms today, the shapes you end up finding are even anything close to the ones I remember. What the HELL? And who could forget that catchy jingle? Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horseshoes. But where the hell are they now? Instead, I've got to settle for marshmallows in the shapes of rainbows, pots of gold, and FUCKING hats. And after doing a little research it turns out that after every few years General Mills decides to introduce a new shape only to eliminate another. This really screwed things up and now the only original shape left is the pink heart. I mean, come on. Can't we at least go back to the original six original shapes? How frickin cool would that be? Well, I'm not gonna hold my breath over it, because I'd have better luck catching that damn leprechaun.

Face it: breakfast is ruined.

 

[Breadbassket]

Here in his shrine
That they have forgotten
Here do we toil
That we might remember
By night we reclaim
What by day was stolen
Far from ourselves
He grows ever near to us
Our eyes once were blinded
Now through him do we see
Our hands once were idle
Now through them does he speak
And when the world shall listen
And when the world shall see
And when the world remembers
That world shall cease to be

 

[ToroidalBoat]

SPESS MEHREENS! TODAY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE AT OUR DOORS! WE KNOW OUR BURGERS, AND WE WILL COOK THEM! WE FRY FOR OUR HONAH AS BLUD REVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FRY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!

IF WE FEHL AN ORDAH, WE WILL MAKE IT AGAIN AND GIVE A DISCOUNT! BUT WE WILL NOT FEHL, NO, IT IS THE CUSTOMER WHO WILL TASTE OUR DELICIOUS GRILLED MEAT.

AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTLE BURGERS ARE STORED IN SPESS, PREPARED TO DEEP FRY! OUR LARDERS HAVE BEEN PREPARED SHOULD THE CUSTOMERS BE SO BOLD AND FOOLISH TO COME BACK FOR SECONDS! WE HAVE PLACED MULTIPLE FRYCOOKS ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMMULTANEUS DEVAHSTATING DEEP FRIES.

THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES NEMES THIS MANUVAH HEART PAIN! WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE BURGAHS, WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM, WE WILL LEAVE NONE UNFRIED! MEANWHILE, OUR CASHIERS WILL ENSURE THE DEFENSE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS!

WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FRYCOOKS!

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Oh, you got an stinger on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your abdomen open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The bug shaker; gimme the bug shaker, dude, shake your abdomen! Take your antenna cleaners off it and shake that shit. Pull your thorax up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some bug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the abdy, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Here is my guarantee for the inevitability of what's probably going to happen in the future in terms of civil wars and or revolutions.

If they try and false flag frame me again or institutionalize me and gaslight the living shit out of me, or hold me hostage in prison or whatever else for things that I didn't do, through all the severe abuse that I went through. Just to reiterate and guarantee you yet again, I'm a fucking viscous warrior and I fight like a special forces operator and I'm a very intelligent tactician and a strategist and so on and so forth and I'm willing to fight, and if you're gonna make a calculated risk to break me out of wherever I am, I GUARANTEE YOU that I'm going to fight the fucking fight viscously.

All I've wanted is to have some fucking PEACE in my life and I'm a very stoic minimalist and whatever else, and I've been severely fucking abused for doing nothing wrong, and it's HOGWASH NONSENSE, and my words already good for that. I took a fucking baseball bat to the face and I've already been through so many fucking battles in my life and so on and so forth.

You're not gonna do JACK SHIT to me. STOP FUCKING TORTURING ME AND HOLDING ME HOSTAGE.

YOU'RE STUPID.

YOU'RE DUMB

 

[CreamyHerman’s]

Yesterday, a car full of girls pulled up to me at the red light. They were smiling and gesturing for me to roll my window down.

I figured they wanted to compliment me on my Coexist sticker, so I obliged. But as soon as I rolled it down they were blasting Ye's "N-word Heil Hitler" song. Like, full blast. The bass was so loud it was making the coins in my cupholder rattle. They were all laughing and doing Hitler salutes. They were telling me to "come on do it" (the salute).

When I shook my head No, one of the girls laughed and called me the F slur. I said, "Sorry, I'm a Jewish man," assuming they would understand.

Nope. Instead they laughed even more. I heard one of the girls say "ewwwww" and they drove forward, just laughing at me the whole time.

They pulled up to the truck in front of me and asked the guy to roll his window down, and that guy actually participated. I saw the girls putting number in their phones and taking pics. Other cars started honking in support.

Everyone knew the song and was enjoying it. Not one person cared that I was curled up in my seat and being traumatized.

I got home and told my partner what happened. He said it is time for us to leave and consider moving to Israel. America is no longer a safe place for us or our baby.

 

[Ytsuken]

You are a useless offspring.

You think you're benefiting society — but you're not.

You think people care about your taste in music.

You believe that browsing imageboards or watching anime makes you different from others.

You quote Lurkmore everywhere and laugh about it. Alone.

You graduated from school, just like hundreds of millions like you, but you're only remembered as "that pimply nerd."

You've never had sex.

Your jokes aren’t funny.

You associate yourself with some social movement — in your opinion, using the slang and symbols of that group is enough to be considered a member.

You post anti-paedophile messages on LiveJournal, and then wank to ten-year-old lolis, who couldn’t care less that you even exist.

You dream of superpowers that will change your life.

You dream of going back in time to radically change your life.

You are just a cancer cell on the body of civilisation.

And you console yourself by saying that not all of this is true.



Seriously, you’re a dick.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

This is your FINAL warning.

Alright everyone, listen up. It turns out that nobody listens to me when l'm nice, so I guess I'll be mean.

Reacting to peoples' messages with laugh react andn it is a serious post isn't cool. It's not funny, it's not friendly; it's annoying.

These rude reacts in particular are NOT funny, they're RUDE. We as staff are working hard to keep this geoup as safe and friendly as possible, and seeing other group members reacting to our messages with rude reacts makes me furous.

STOP adding rude reactions to other peoples' messages. It does NOT make you look cool, it does NOT make you look impressive, it makes you look really really stupid.

FROM NOW ON, IF YOU ARE CAUGHT REACTING TO MESSAGES WITH RUDE REACTS, I AM WRITING YOUR NAME DOWN. THIS DOCUMENT WILL BE SENT TO PROPER AUTHORITIES AT THE END OF THE WEEK. THEY WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND ARREST YOU.

This is your FINAL warning. Tread carefully...