Corrupt-a-Wish

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autisticdragonkin said:
I wish Touhou was mainstream
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Touhou becomes a massive SJW phenomenon, bringing it into the mainstream. This results in a diverse cast of exclusively black female characters. ZUN then sells the property to Disney.

I wish I could get into a sword fight with santa on top of the Empire State building.
 
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Granted but I decided to fuck with @Wildchild and replaced her meds with skittles and M&Ms.

I wish I could eat lightning and crap thunder.
 
Granted however a life time of Pizza Rolls and Mountain Dew lasts a day in your house.-Ninja'd

Granted until you squeeze little jimmy and are stuck without a gender.

I wish Phoenix Wright came out with a new game.
 
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Granted, however it only plays terribly compressed .wav files, and the UI is all Chinese. It also smells like really cheap plastic, there is also a sticker of some random furry on the back of it.

I wish I had tomorrow off.
 
You have tomorrow off, but you have to do work around your house that adds up to nothing and makes you work harder than if you went to work.
I wish my earphones worked.
 
Granted, but every character has been replaced with a Tumblr OC, each with their own special gender and sexuality. It also crashes on start up.

I wish for a six pack of decent beer, a and pack of menthols.
 
D.Angus said:
Granted, but every character has been replaced with a Tumblr OC, each with their own special gender and sexuality. It also crashes on start up.

I wish for a six pack of decent beer, a and pack of menthols.
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You got it. Along with late stage cirrhosis and a bad case of emphysema.
I just want a Reuben sandwich.
 
Granted, but you have a boat that doesn't float. You also cannot find anything to float your boat.

I wish my roommate would stop farting.
 
I wish I had complete, atomic-level, manageable control over any and all gravity fields in my vicinity.

He ceases his farting, but the buildup of gases causes an intestinal rupture, and you get footed the hospital bill.

(Sorry bout that.)
 
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