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Congrats, Skinner will now serve you fast food that was disguised as his own cooking. Delightfully devilish!

I wish everyone would buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne.
 
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SpaceQuakes said:
Congrats, Skinner will now serve you fast food that was disguised as his own cooking. Delightfully devilish!

I wish everyone would buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne.
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Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne is now the fastest selling and most profitable SMT game but it's from an alternate timeline where Persona didn't get a spin-off and instead took over as the main series playstyle.

I wish Monster Hunter World had come out on the Nintendo 3DS.
 
It gets released, but Capcom finds some way to not only make the game completely unplayable, but also break your 3DS permanently if you try to save your progress.

I wish I could remove all but 3 cats from my house.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
It gets released, but Capcom finds some way to not only make the game completely unplayable, but also break your 3DS permanently if you try to save your progress.

I wish I could remove all but 3 cats from my house.
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Granted, but they end up in a massive fight out of which turns only one survivor.

I wish for a faster internet connection.
 
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LazarusOwenhart said:
I wish I could beat Pixy in Ace Combat: The Belkan War
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Granted, but you are now in Ace Combat Assault Horizon. Which is arguably a fate worse than death, remember to mash triangle/y even if it does absolutely fucking nothing and also this shit:
(I can't find the "failing all QTE" Assault horizon video because it's gone or something.)
I wish this thread would come back to life.
 
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JimmerSnail said:
Granted, but you are now in Ace Combat Assault Horizon. Which is arguably a fate worse than death, remember to mash triangle/y even if it does absolutely fucking nothing and also this shit:
(I can't find the "failing all QTE" Assault horizon video because it's gone or something.)
I wish this thread would come back to life.
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If you put me in Assault Horizon I'll play the awesome AC130 mission then come and murder you slowly because fuck that garbage fire.

This thread comes back to life but it's even shitter than it used to be.

I wish I had a CRT so I could play lightgun games again.
 
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Trombonista said:
You set up an OnlyFans to pay for it and the games. You will never live that down.

I wish for a Magic Wand.
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Granted. Its lodged into your colon and will inevitably destroy you internally.

I wish for the local apartment building to be filled with owls. No way that can get any worse.
 
Strange Wilderness said:
Wish granted everyone here loves you but you now have your own version of the CWCki all about you

I wish they would finally cancel the Simpsons
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Granted but now they'll air the equally-endless sequel "The Simpsons 2" following Bart's and Lisa's families with e-celebs replacing all Springfield citizens and no satire about them. Voice clips for dialogues are just taken from the original series.

I wish animals could speak and had human rationality.
 
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DanteOblong said:
Granted but now they'll air the equally-endless sequel "The Simpsons 2" following Bart's and Lisa's families with e-celebs replacing all Springfield citizens and no satire about them. Voice clips for dialogues are just taken from the original series.

I wish animals could speak and had human rationality.
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Granted, humanity is extinct within a week because they all realise what we've been doing.

I wish Netflix hadn't cancelled Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.
 
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Space_Dandy said:
Granted, now Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency has continued production with several additional seasons, each becoming more politically correct. Midway through they decide to 'reboot' the franchise with a new and better version. The old seasons were taken off of the platform. The new show replaced many white actors with minority ones, and character arcs revolving around overcoming discrimination being heavily featured in every episode, far overshadowing the show's original themes.

I wish I had a big hoagie in front of me now.
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Granted. The bread is moldy, the meat is expired, the lettuce is slimy, and there's at three loogies instead of condiments. It also cost you 120 dollars.

I wish people would stop being retarded on social media.
 
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