Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted but you live in an apocalyptic world and the only person on it besides you is Chris-Chan who constantly pesters you to turn him into a real woman. Have fun! :)

I wish that I owned all the games/game systems that have ever or will ever come out.
 
Granted but most of them will come exclusively on languages you don't understand.

I wish I had a package that could fit unlimited stuff.
 
Sunflower Overseer said:
I wish I had a package that could fit unlimited stuff.
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Granted but it still weights the same as whatever you put inside. it's also a backpack so you can't fit a house on it and all living things suffocate once the zipper is closed.

I wish for a pair of jeans.
 
They're the ugliest shade of pink you've ever seen.

I wish for those starving children in Africa to stop making annoying commercials about how they're starving.
 
Dr W said:
I wish for those starving children in Africa to stop making annoying commercials about how they're starving.
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Granted, Now they do door to door petitions and begging every sunday at 9 AM. They also all live in the US, tax exempt.

I wish for the cure to cancer.
 
Pepito said:
Granted, Now they do door to door petitions and begging every sunday at 9 AM. They also all live in the US, tax exempt.

I wish for the cure to cancer.
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The cure for cancer is found!!! All rejoice,


Except for you... you fell for a fake cure for cancer scam.

I wish my dishwasher was done
 
Jan_Hus said:
The cure for cancer is found!!! All rejoice,


Except for you... you fell for a fake cure for cancer scam.

I wish my dishwasher was done
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Granted but, then, the dishwasher is not only done, it's done for, so it gets destroyed.

I wish nothing negative ever happens to me.
 
Granted, but now you have to pay even more just to get a signal, much less a channel. And movies are all but extinct.

I wish YouTube channels like ToysInJapan would finally just up and die.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
I wish YouTube channels like ToysInJapan would finally just up and die.
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Granted but the fanbase move to other channels pushing the youtubbers to change the content to suit their cancerous needs.

I wish for a real life loli waifu as in one of my japanese cartoons.
 
Shortly after she shows up and you have your first kiss you hear a familiar voice from the shadows saying: "Why don't you have a seat over there?"

I wish I was a famous author of well respected fantasy literature. Literally this generations Tolkien.
 
LazarusOwenhart said:
Shortly after she shows up and you have your first kiss you hear a familiar voice from the shadows saying: "Why don't you have a seat over there?"

I wish I was a famous author of well respected fantasy literature. Literally this generations Tolkien.
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You become so famous that other authors try to kill you all the time out of jealousy.

I wish to become the devil.
 
It happens to you, we all find it entertaining but you don't. Whatever it is, you now permanently smell of manure and have one eye.

I wish I didn't have to go to the fridge to get another beer.
 
Pepito said:
Granted. All your beer is in Denver, Colorado now.

I wish for a can of Pepsi
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You receive a can of Pepsi. However, it's come straight from a recycling bin, with only someone's backwash meeting your parched lips.

I wish for a Sega Saturn.
 
LazarusOwenhart said:
I wish I could send @The Sourdough Region one of my spare working Sega Saturns because I'm a nice guy like that.
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You do it, it arrives and works just fine but the only game @The Sourdough Region has it's a copy of Sonic R he got from a gipsy garage sale and...

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I wish for a Corsair RGB keyboard
 
UnderwaterUnderworld said:
I wish for a pool for my backyard.
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Sure, it ts wide and deep... also a dimensional door for the ancient ones. From time to time, especially during full moon, a bunch of weirdos gather on your backyard and try to summon some unspeakable horror. If you don't keep them at bay, they might succeed.

I wish for economical stability.
 
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