Count Dankula

Who dun it?

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Honestly there's a good chance it was just a 'boring' divorce. The stress of raising a young autistic daughter alongside a newborn would highten any potential cracks in a marriage.

Dankula never seemed to slow down with his job either alongside everything else he tried to do on the side. He was doing it to support his family but it can be hard to strike the balance between dad and work, not to mention husband and the very little free time he would have for himself if any.

His wife made a bad decision making it public but let's be fair she's not jumping for joy over this divorce happening, her head must be all over the place and you are going to say and do a lot you will regret in that mindset.
 
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FinnSven said:
A lot of the not London larger towns, the ethnic minorities tended to move close to the city center, so often it looks like there is a disproportionate amount of them walking around.
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Yeah, I live in the suburbs of one of our major cities. Despite having some of the oldest immigrant populations in the UK, we managed to dodge that mass immigration from the Carribean, India and Pakistan in the 60's and 70's. No niggers or pakis in my street. Or in the next street. My son's kids had a child minder who is black and lives in a small house in the area, but I think that hers is the only black family on that street.
 
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Honestly there's a good chance it was just a 'boring' divorce. The stress of raising a young autistic daughter alongside a newborn would highten any potential cracks in a marriage.
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As a dad of an autistic kiddo, I can confirm it’s tough on a marriage to raise a special needs kid. Especially if one person in the relationship has thier own psychological problems.

I know a lot of couples that tough it out, just because it’s too scary to go it alone raising an autistic kid, I’m one of them myself. and I know some couples where the dad just fucks off and leaves the mom by herself with the kid, and I know others where one parent just buries themselves in work and leaves the other parent to handle all the meltdowns and tantrums.

If it takes a village to raise a neurotypical child, it’s a god damn city to raise an autistic child the right way. It’s both parents working together, communicating all the time, working with therapists, the schools, etc.

When he mentioned his daughter was in the spectrum, I had hoped that because he can be flexible with his schedule he could make it work. It looks like he couldn’t.

Shoulda took one for the home team and gave his wife a good dickin twice a week.
 
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I came across this thread a few weeks ago and I was going to post about being surprised his marriage was still intact but the thread was fairly dead so I didn't bother. :story: At the risk of being a power levelling faget I have personal experience of Markus before his Nazi pug era and he was a well known "girl"pole enjoyer even back in his school days. He's always been one of those twats who when they get pushback on something they've said then suddenly it was all in jest. "You thought those 10,000 times I said I'd blow a tranny in a dingy club was real? It was totally ironic bro!" The pug incident was the best thing to happen to him as he has tried to be a youtuber for years. He used to have a channel called Genjutsu(I think) that basically consisted of him annoying taxi drivers. Also what the fuck is with all the Coatbridge Kiwis crawling out the woodwork? Did someone's maw put an ad in the Advertiser?
 
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Snaaake said:
I think his wife wasn't horrible looking for a guy like him either, I can't remember but I recall her even being out of his league.
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I would not call this out of Dankula's league.
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She straight up looks like Keffals in the right picture.
 
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I can understand why she made the post tbh.
She probably gets tagged in his stuff often by his online following, and it's probably pretty annoying, they've been seperate nearly a month already, and it's better to just be said as it will come out eventually, rather than a whisper campaign when he doesn't mention her for like a year, then they have strangers wondering about their business.
Better just rip the plaster off.
It doesn't have to be some dramatic reason.
 
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FraudFrog said:
As a dad of an autistic kiddo, I can confirm it’s tough on a marriage to raise a special needs kid. Especially if one person in the relationship has thier own psychological problems.

I know a lot of couples that tough it out, just because it’s too scary to go it alone raising an autistic kid, I’m one of them myself. and I know some couples where the dad just fucks off and leaves the mom by herself with the kid, and I know others where one parent just buries themselves in work and leaves the other parent to handle all the meltdowns and tantrums.

If it takes a village to raise a neurotypical child, it’s a god damn city to raise an autistic child the right way. It’s both parents working together, communicating all the time, working with therapists, the schools, etc.

When he mentioned his daughter was in the spectrum, I had hoped that because he can be flexible with his schedule he could make it work. It looks like he couldn’t.

Shoulda took one for the home team and gave his wife a good dickin twice a week.
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Do you know which side it was inherited from?
 
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Overachiever said:
Fuck, are there any marriages on the Internet that work out? It seems they all end in either divorce, drug-fueled burnout or BPD hell. Announcing it over Twitter in such a vague manner while leaving a popular Youtuber is a terrible way to handle this. She will most likely fuck over herself, Dankula and especially the kids by inviting the Internet to their divorce proceedings.
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Jade is likely gonna be with Jim until the day he dies, so that counts I guess,
 
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Do you know which side it was inherited from?
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If your crackin joke, I’ve heard it before.

But I’ll educate you, we did do genetic testing, and it’s a gene mutation . Less than 100 kids in the world have it. There’s not a lot of science knowledge behind it due to such a small amount of kids who have this. We don’t know what his health outcomes will be, or his life outcomes because some of these kids are non-functioning and some are high functioning. My kid is mid to high functioning.

Both of us parents are not carriers. It’s a one in a million circumstance to happen. And we did everything your supposed to do, folic acid, clean food, clean living, etc.
there are some parents out there that take all sorts of shit while pregnant, do all sorts of shit before pregnancy, and still have normal kids. Luck of the draw.

I’m just grateful I have the means to take of my kid and provide everything he needs to be able to grow and advance. I honestly don’t know how less fortunate families manage.
 
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