Count Dankula

[Sonic]

We need to go back to a time when divorce was considered shameful and if it was somehow necessary it was done as quietly as possible.

shut the fuck up nobody fucking cares

It's really fucking bullshit that the same asinine gender war garbage that is in every fucking thread has blown up a 5-page thread about Dankula into 25 pages of posts literally nobody wants to read.

Here's the reality: You will never convince anyone of anything, ever. I know it's a lot of fun to scream at each other but there are 3000 people reading this website at almost any given time. Therefore, when you post in a featured thread, if you resolve to post at all, you should try to take up as little space as possible unless you actually have something to add.

Nobody enjoys reading this back-and-forth between the same handful of fucking people with almost no life experience. Nobody cares. Literally nobody. Even you don't care. You don't respect each other, you don't respect each other's opinions, and the entire exchange exists to try and make each other feel bad. Stop wasting people's fucking time. Post your two cents and shut the fuck up. Stop bringing your interpersonal problems into featured threads or get the fuck out.

THANK YOU. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THANK YOU. I just want to read some trash online with out having to sift through 20 pages of posts from useless scrotal tissue.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

He's talking about fucking troons

Or being a Minecraft streamer, or being a being a UK television host, or being a prominent socialist philosopher, or being a popular glam rock singer in the 1970s, or playing Principal Rooney in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, or directing Jeeper's Creepers, or being an acting coach for Nickelodeon. . .

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

"Grew apart" feels like a very polite and diplomatic way of saying "Used my YouTube money for the expensive IVF since it was her rotten eggs that were the cause of all our fertility issues, then immediately kicked me to the curb once she got what she wanted"

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

Scalding hot take maybe nobody did anything wrong and they just stopped loving each other and decided to divorce amicably like the majority of married couples end up doing.

Who are you and what did you do with Dyn?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

*schizopost*

Nigga, this woman is almost infertile, she won't be using birth control, shut the fuck up. And also, the woman who's video you linked is also almost infertile. Did you go to Incels.Is while it was still up looking for advice in how to get laid as well or what?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You can take one look at her and see that she isn't marriage material tbh

I bet you aren't either.

 

[oh no im late for school]

Is he referring to his first discord that was full of 16-18 year old "femboys" back in 2017 that had to be deleted by discord due to the shear about of scatt porn being spammed in general? Hence the Magna Carta Scata I think he called it. ...or what?

woah woah woah there were plenty of adult troons in there as well

 

[Dyn]

Who are you and what did you do with Dyn?

I've always thought it was pointless to speculate on the inner workings of other people's intimate relationships since it's pretty much impossible to know their actual romantic dynamic from the outside looking in. Seems like people here are just taking sides based on whether they hate men or women more, or whether Dankula is their e-daddy or not, which is fine, but the fanatical level of confidence people have in opinions that are based on near-total ignorance is staggering and off-putting to me.

 

[EgyptianTraveler]

"Grew apart" feels like a very polite and diplomatic way of saying "Used my YouTube money for the expensive IVF since it was her rotten eggs that were the cause of all our fertility issues, then immediately kicked me to the curb once she got what she wanted"

Count Fucking Dankula, Dankula... The dude who is known to have smoked tons of weed, continues to smoke weed, and named himself "Dank," okay... Yea, I'm sure it there's no contributing factor on his side when he's continuously hitting a drug that fucks your sperm count.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I'm just going to assume it was because Dank was a hentia porn addicted tranny loving faggot, who I think in the past has defended loli/shota because his discord was full of it.

I'm sorry, what? I thought Dankula was a based anti.

Both aren't from the finest stock but at least wait 10 years to ruin your kids childhood.

Why do you faggots keep using livestock terms to describe people? Are you a fucking alien from outer space? Do you eat people with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti?

It's surreal how people are accusing Dankula of being a degenerate while describing him and his ex like veal.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Why do you faggots keep using livestock terms to describe people? Are you a fucking alien from outer space? Do you eat people with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti?

It's surreal how people are accusing Dankula of being a degenerate while describing him and his ex like veal.

Maybe we are just hungry, this harvest wasn't as big as we had expected

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Is the £196,000 GoFundMe still unspent? It's still open for donos although it does say they're "protected" by GFM. Dankula also states in it he wants any remaining money to go to a Children's Hospital.

Does that protection mean it can only be spent on legal fees by Dankula for the purposes of appealing his conviction/donated to charity, or can it become a marital asset and partly go into Sue's pocket in the divorce?

https://gofund.me/bc71a47b

 

[jimmybags]

As someone who has spent 10 years now with the most wonderful and perfect woman who makes me smile just by being in the same room together

This is probably the gayest post in the whole thread. Your wife probably gets blacked while you watch. Kill yourself for making this sappy post.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

This is probably the gayest post in the whole thread. Your wife probably gets blacked while you watch. Kill yourself for making this sappy post.

Take it easy, Nick. You know the crack cocaine makes you emotional.

 

[Still Exceptional]

Something about a mother referring to their kids as 'my kids' in the frame of a divorce doesn't sit well with me.
Just sorta gives the vibe of someone who'd say in an argument that those kids aren't his they're hers.
I'm sure Dankula explained why he wanted this divorce kept private and he probably did have the interest of the kids in mind but I really don't see why Sue felt the need to make this public despite that unless she wants to cause drama or to make it known that she's available on the dating market.

Honestly, between her calling them "my" kids instead of "our" kids, the fact that she no longer follows him on Twitter, and Dankula indicating that it's hard to keep things amicable, I'm really having a hard time buying the "We just grew apart" thing and am kinda leaning towards the idea of him fucking up somehow. Just a gut feeling based on the things that have been said so far. Could be completely wrong, probably am.

 

[Übertroon]

Your wife probably gets blacked while you watch.

Amerimutt detected

 

[Spud]

Amerimutt detected

2 days since the feature on main, has to be a record.

 

[Devout Muslim]

And I would give both of them that benefit of the doubt if they didn't have infant kids. Both aren't from the finest stock but at least wait 10 years to ruin your kids childhood.

Why do you faggots keep using livestock terms to describe people? Are you a fucking alien from outer space? Do you eat people with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti?

It's surreal how people are accusing Dankula of being a degenerate while describing him and his ex like veal.

Calm down, this isn’t A&H. FWIW you’re in the wrong and the word stock is commonly used to refer to a person’s ancestry.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Show us on the doll where muh feminists (read: le quirky college girl) touched you
How in the fuck did you get "muh feminazi" from a white trash-looking housewife who supported him and kissed his ass through all of this? Are you Merry Schizo's sock?

She looks like a street walker. She looks like one of the most stereotypical examples of a dangerhair that you could ask for. She met him on Tinder. He literally married a tinder thot. Just because there's an exceptions to the rule, doesn't mean finding your wife on Tinder isn't completely fucking laughable. Especially one covered in body mods.

She is neither a good wife or a good mother. Unless further information says otherwise, she is destroying her family because they've "grown apart". Except that's every marriage. That's why marriage is a journey. Sure, she did stay with him through some awful times. She is choosing now, to destroy her family though. She is choosing now that they've spent thousands of dollars on IVF. She is choosing now to divorce after they have two high maintenance children. She could've simply divorced him before having kids, but chose not to. She waited until it's the most destructive time possible for both Dankula, and her own children.

On Dankula's end, he could've dumped her at any time. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that maybe dragging her through the mud with the shit with the dog and their financial troubles wouldn't take its toll. That kind of stuff tends to not bode well for relationships. Even if she insisted on staying, he could've spared her all that stress and trouble and chose not to. He also could've simply, not married a girl off of Tinder. Again, that's before we open the femboy can of worms. I wouldn't be surprised if information does later come out that justifies Sue's actions either. But hey, Dankula makes bad choices and that's why he's here.

 

[IAmTheBooky]

when did he admit to that? I've read the first 20 pages of this thread and have not seen any screenshots or anything else where he's actually talking about fucking trannies.

Tried looking again but still couldn't find the video of him actually saying it,
so have the next best thing, a tweet of him indirectly admitting it:


The quote is an Obvious joke but combined with the rest of the tweets its good enough for me