IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"

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shawnphase said:
so, so easy to make you dumdums do what i want you to do. especially 0iq empresa, keep draggin that loltractor over to me and orbiting like you are, you're doing great. i could practically call this performance art except its far too predictable what ya'll will react to now *sigh*
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Hey! @Empresa! Shawn is talking shit!
 
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shawnphase said:
so, so easy to make you dumdums do what i want you to do. especially 0iq empresa, keep draggin that loltractor over to me and orbiting like you are, you're doing great. i could practically call this performance art except its far too predictable what ya'll will react to now *sigh*
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Hey @shawnphase good to see you back. I was gonna go to the store to pick up a 6 pack of Dust Off, do you have any brand recommendations?
 
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shawnphase said:
so, so easy to make you dumdums do what i want you to do. especially 0iq empresa, keep draggin that loltractor over to me and orbiting like you are, you're doing great. i could practically call this performance art except its far too predictable what ya'll will react to now *sigh*
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So kind of you to keep coming back to remind people you exist. The only thing that is predictable is you coming back here to display more butthurt over your thread.
 
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rent free

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@shawnphase Dude you're almost 50. Your mom has to be in their late 70s to mid 80s by now. When she inevitably dies this decade, you're going to have to play the most frantic game of sink or swim of your life.
The fact you are spending your free time simping for a girl that literally -not figuratively- shits herself; and not making any attempt to grow up speaks volumes to how absolutely fucked you are.

I don't see how you don't get the hint with Alice, but you didn't just strike out, the game has been over for years. She is outwardly disgusted by you. Again, this is the girl with a history of shitting herself
And on top of that, she is very likely fucking Ethan Ralph. The shart-slinging, asshole-huffing, gunt-carrying, deadbeat father with outstanding criminal charges.
You have lost so hard, dude. And even if she were to come around to you; why would you want that for yourself?

The clock is ticking bro.
 
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YungTrapo said:
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don't care who it is, still a weird flex by an old man who hangs out with kids on the internet
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Posting a picture of yourself dicking some fleshbag with a condom on is a really big self own. You're basically admitting that you know what ever creature you're inside of has an intractable STD, but you're desperate enough to do the deed anyway.
 
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Shawn has been accused of pedophilia by mAlice today (full post in the Alice thread HERE)


How could you talk to Shawn Phase after you saw what he did to me on Kiwi?!


For the time being the full stream can still be watched [HERE]

This is Alice's friend Hailey ( shawns alleged "victim" ) at the Capitol on Jan 6th [op] [a]
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In case you just got here and haven't actually read the thread shawnphase has been a member of this site for a while now. His original profile is archived [HERE]
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Shawn joined chat today and had a bit of an interaction with our erverlerd Null.
He earned himself an fancy blue check mark! Well done, Craig!
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The mediafire link he posted contained just this song
The Jungle Book - Temp Sound solutions
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Shawn joined chat today and had a bit of an interaction with our erverlerd Null.
He earned himself an fancy blue check mark! Well done, Craig!
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The fact he got so assblasted by getting a blue checkmark and his pfp set to his own face speaks volumes. He knows that he's a joke.

@shawnphase Nice hairline, grandpa.
 
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