IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Are you that desperate, man ? Come on !!

 

[Ripe]

nothing more predictable

 

[Canoodler]

@shawnphase quit being a thirsty coomer.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Shawn tried to ask Null for his rights back. It didn't go as he planned.

 

[break these cuffs]

Shawn tried to ask Null for his rights back. It didn't go as he planned.
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Unfortunately for @shawnphase, Null is not a mentally ill teenage girl who can be swayed by his wizened, world weary facade. Sorry dawg, at least you're not coming back here no more because we're all losers who aren't doing anything with their lives and you're an old soul who's mind has been enlightened by more hallucinogens than I can count.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Shawn tried to ask Null for his rights back. It didn't go as he planned.
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How embarrassing.
Imagine making a bigass "I'm taking my ball and going home!!" Statement, then coming back not even two weeks later, whining to Null.

@shawnphase you miss us that much?

 

[Ol Drippy]

Shawn was in chat last night for hours attempting to dunk on Ethan Ralph. This isn't even close to all of it because I got tired of reading after a while, to be honest.
Here is a taste

Spoiler: Shawn in chat

 

[Empresa]

Cope pasta I knew we had to preserve here

im coping because any time anyone sees my name somewhere, whether its me or not, they get the same feeling as when they do their donos. hows that my cope and hows it work exactly. litty pogersons, i know that guy! gotta throw in my .02!! nobody definitely feels strongly enough to tell me again & again all about it like i care! cope! seethe! give me my hats!!!! shit is boring yo

Shawn's a pedo hunter now btw​

[footage of people vs.preds which Shawn admitted being part of the community..]

Shawn exposed chickens head mod kekker as a pedo

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Cope pasta I knew we had to preserve here

Shawn's a pedo hunter now btw

[footage of people vs.preds which Shawn admitted being part of the community..]

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The fact that @shawnphase fancies himself some kind of pedohunter blows my mind.
He may be out here literally sowing himself into 18-20 year olds circles, simping for literally any girl that looks his way to the point of disgusting Alice, the girl who notoriously leaves soiled underwear for others to find; but at least he's not a pedophile

Shawn was in chat last night for hours attempting to dunk on Ethan Ralph. This isn't even close to all of it because I got tired of reading after a while, to be honest.
Here is a taste

Spoiler: Shawn in chat

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I like that he shits on the Ralphamale harder than most of us do. Likely because he managed to bag his dream girl quicker and easier than he could ever hope to. Wonder if he'll still simp for Alice when he finds out she's pregnant with the gunt's third illegitimate kid.

If Shawn is always winning, I'd hate to see what his losing looks like, fuck.

 

[Cat Attack]

The fact that @shawnphase fancies himself some kind of pedohunter blows my mind.
He may be out here literally sowing himself into 18-20 year olds circles, simping for literally any girl that looks his way to the point of disgusting Alice, the girl who notoriously leaves soiled underwear for others to find; but at least he's not a pedophile


I like that he shits on the Ralphamale harder than most of us do. Likely because he managed to bag his dream girl quicker and easier than he could ever hope to. Wonder if he'll still simp for Alice when he finds out she's pregnant with the gunt's third illegitimate kid.

If Shawn is always winning, I'd hate to see what his losing looks like, fuck.

Ralph may have Alice, but i got a pair of her panties, shitstains included, that anyone might wish to buy can purchase in a bidding war which begins at 250 bones, it ends nov 20th, before caroline burt gets in town and we hang out. this bounty will fund our hangingz. i want anything of her outta my life and biz before then or they go in the trash. but if someone wants to buy em....bidding starts in dm's with me at 250. who wants these shitty panties tho? i bet nobody and everyone at the same time tho. classic ISLAMIC CONTENT tags boyos only plz.

^winning

 

[Dan Abrams]

The fact that @shawnphase fancies himself some kind of pedohunter blows my mind.
He may be out here literally sowing himself into 18-20 year olds circles, simping for literally any girl that looks his way to the point of disgusting Alice, the girl who notoriously leaves soiled underwear for others to find; but at least he's not a pedophile

Shawn is in his mid 40s simping for 20 year old girls. He basically is a pedophile. Associating himself with pedo hunters is like when creepy guys call themselves male feminists.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Shawn is in his mid 40s simping for 20 year old girls. He basically is a pedophile. Associating himself with pedo hunters is like when creepy guys call themselves male feminists.

God, he really is.
I'd be more inclined to be disgusted by him if his methods were ever successful, but at this point its just sad and hilarious.
I love this cow so much because of his lack of self-awareness and his need to get the last word. which brings him back over and over

Like I said previously, he couldn't even last two weeks before coming back and whining to Null after throwing a little faggot-tantrum where he said he'd fuck off if Null didn't fix his account.

Craig is here forever, not because we make him be here, but because he's too retarded to not come back for more.

 

[Empresa]

Shawn has shitposted enough our longtime IP2 general thread lurker master janny had to finally step in and give us an ultimatum.

so its come down to this...

Since you guys work a little differently than most threads (enough of you freaks might actually like his posts) I am leaving it to the broader retarded community, Vote at the top of the page if you do or don't want shawnphase banned from the thread. Got three days. Love you lots.

Dont forget to vote!

even ip2/pcmemes.net are talking about it.. [post]

yoinked from c/shithole

 

[Radioactive Man]

I guess now's the time to talk about it then.

Some of you may not realise this, but shawnphase actually went live for us back in June 2021, he even signed an exclusive deal with Null (first of it's kind, before Stop Speeding even) to do three streams a week, which he never delivered on. At this point I think he owes us about 96 streams. Here are some highlights plus a full archive of the streams.
NGL, I kinda miss it, he was chill and answered questions, the deets flowed freely and it was sorta comfy. Oh well.

Kiwi streaming contract.

Who's gonna take care of Shawn when he's old?

Shawn talks about Goo Cheese.

Spoiler: Full Stream

These are the full length streams, there was a third one, but it was super scuffed with technical difficulties and I don't have a copy.

Okay Let's Try This Again

Okay I'll Stream More

 

[z0mb0]

Shawn has shitposted enough our longtime IP2 general thread lurker master janny had to finally step in and give us an ultimatum.

so its come down to this...

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Dont forget to vote!

even ip2/pcmemes.net are talking about it.. [post]
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yoinked from c/shithole
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Shawn refers to his dick as his "Mclargehuge"........Fucking priceless.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Shawn is in his mid 40s simping for 20 year old girls. He basically is a pedophile. Associating himself with pedo hunters is like when creepy guys call themselves male feminists.

I think the guy's pathetic for doing it but I wouldn't compare him to a pedophile. More like one of those creepy older rich guys who go after gold diggers except without the gold and 10x the creepy.

Edit: I'll put it this way, an actually rich creep gets gold diggers. This nigger gets panhandlers looking for tin in the washout of a sewage treatment plant.

 

[Empresa]

new logo from 2002 by @Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

 

[MediocreMilt]

Edit: I'll put it this way, an actually rich creep gets gold diggers.

An actually rich creep usually acts like an adult while fornicating with the youngest adults. Craig acts like a couch-surfer while trying to hang out with the oldest kids. P.S. He's a guy in his 40s who doesn't think he'll live past 55 who still comes and posts here despite claiming to have better shit to do.

Tick-tock @shawnphase

 

[Empresa]

Shawn stops by the ip2 forum

edit by @Shitposter9000

 

[ZipDisk]

I finally realized why Shawn seems familiar. He looks like Kai the hatchet murderer. Thanks Empresa.

I still want the deets on the cardboard control center. but he said he blocks all 2021'ers.

Considering the amount of 90's slang he still uses, maybe Shawn thinks he's still 20?