IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"

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shin-shawn phase rape energy scares kinetic-aspberger leaning psychotic loser bitch. how can i not like it? too soon to call it. anybody got tabulature for 'slavery on my mind' by kkkmelly?

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What's up my dudes racist remix gimmick rap songs amirite haha.
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46 years old still living with his mom, spends all day doing drugs in a cardboard box fort in his room, simping for girls not even half his age, still making chiptune in 2022, severe mind rot from abusing cough syrup and interacting with IP2 community for the last X years. You played yourself kid.
 
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That fucking cardboard fort lives in my head rent free. Like WHY?!

The only logical thing I could think of is if you had a loft bed, and wanted to keep your computer fully blocked from someone walking into the room seeing it, but that's even MORE sinister shit.

Even then I figure anyone older than 14 would just lock the bedroom door.
 
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Our king Shawn needed to weigh in on Ethan Ralph getting married in a bowling alley
He might show up with his new girl and Alice
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And this is how he fantasizes about Null being there
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Later Shawn was asked for a good track of his and I'm not being facetious, it's pretty good sounding.
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This track is called techno de chromiel and NOT written by Shawn, but he is playing drums and backup rhythm guitar.
Shine on you Tussin Diamond, Shawn.
 
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Looking good, Craig!
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Jesus christ. What the fuck.
Maybe it's Mabelline, maybe it's time to give up.

@shawnphase why even keep it at this point bro?
Your hairline is falling back like it was a free trial and you're too broke to afford the full version.
Your balding pate is so evident it looks like the hair that's still on your head is siding with Alice and doesn't want to be near you.
You look like what would happen if we moisturized the cryptkeeper
It's brave of you to keep going even if your hairline gave up.

This is like the face of date-rape.
You have the sex appeal of a pediatric cancer ward.
 
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null could come in a beautiful ice cream cone print dress with a red hat with a veil and some white gloves, it'd be so delicious
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@shawnphase nigga you gay

you only try to simp n discord groom girls like alice to get into that sweet CROAG bussy nation i knew it

how long before we see the video deets of you blowing chicken andy while he eats out a crackhead on a sidewalk at 4am
 
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