IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"

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Elaine Miller said:
Shawn. I spoke to you for 3 hours about why you needed to be careful with your data. I told you what happened to me, I told you that if you want to be known for your music you should probably cut ties with IP2. You told me I was a pussy & uppity for being bothered by my threads & I quote “dude why would you regret it? Just Fuck around and live your life like a maniac”. You claim this site is devoid of morale but I was talking to you about how KF is probably one of the least dangerous places your data could end up in although it’s extremely uncomfortable. From what I understood, you didn’t see a reason to care about your reputation or this website so I’m not sure why this thread bothers you as you spent 3 hours talking about why mine shouldn’t. Shawn, you’re a chill dude, but please don’t walk into one of these situations again. Come on now man, I warned you.
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with all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.

not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.

the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home. 🤣
 
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shawnphase said:
with all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.

not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.

the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home. 🤣
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You really are fucking faggot aren’t you? Instead of thanking her for being genuinely worried about you, you just put her down because she “does not have the life experience that I do.” Do us a favor and fucking hang yourself you fucking loon.
 
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shawnphase said:
with all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.

not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.

the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home. 🤣
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shawnphase said:
with all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.

not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.

the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home. 🤣
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>400+ words to tell us how little you care
Why are cows like this?
 
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>400+ words to tell us how little you care
Why are cows like this?
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He's a pedo coomer cow who just got reprimanded by a verified young living female. Expect large walls of text and/or PMs to be placed in her mailbox. Then again, Elaine might have wanted the special attention as she herself is also a lolcow. It's like we have a little terrarium of pet lolcows complete with its own food chain.
 
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shawnphase said:
with all due respect, again, you're noone to tell me what to be careful with.

you're a natural worrywart, and your opinion doesnt yet carry weight because you do not have the life experience i do. none of ya'll do. and i dont know why you think this thread bothers me or would, or anything any of yall say. the difference between you all and i is that you care about your threads here, you care about what people say about you. you care about what people on the internet like me think about you. you even care about what others think about what you think of others on the internet, because your postcounts here gain more and more, you spend more and more time on here instead of elsewhere. and i dont. i never did, i never will. i shit & run. and you always will, so you will always care about what someone on the internet says about you.

not everyone lives their life like you, so you spent three hours trying to impress a point in me that really i do not care about, aggravating me, missing my point. and all you did was make me care about you as a whole that much less because your point was overbearing and unassuming, you wasted three hours of your time trying to talk to someone about something, trying to dissuade someone else into believing your philosophy who has way more life experience than you. you 'warned' me. what exactly did you warn me of again and why am i supposed to care? because talking to me for three hours trying to make your point...its lost on me lainey. ive forgotten more than you've ever learned and until you gain the life experience i have out in the real world, you arent gonna be able to tell me how its best to live my life.

the internet, its just a small fraction of my life. noone here is gonna matter until i meet them face to face. so...keep on worrying if that gets you through your day. i'll keep on living my life and doin what i do to make myself and those closest to me happy. have fun discussing me with your (my) thread or whatever i suppose if thats what helps ya'll pass your time. didnt know ya'll were quite that exceptional, but its teetering into creepy and obsessed at this point, so dont expect me to play with your ball, i might just take it and go home. 🤣
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I don't know why you think you're fooling people when they can easily see what a ne'er -do-well you are .
 
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Is it me, or is this cow really not that fucking lulzy? I mean, there are plenty of rock god wannabes who can't play worth shit who have cooked their wetware with god knows what (and apparently this one was literally dropped on his head right after birth too, the old meme joke come to life) out there, even in Baltimore where the preferred genre is pseudo-gangsta rap due to most of the population being ghetto niggaz. In ye olden punk rock days such people could form a rock band with other such people and tour Murika in a shitty old Ford van while playing at underground (sometimes literally) venues to other societal rejects for who the fact that the band couldn't actually play anything resembling music was beside the point. Today, they spew word salad all over teh internetz, make occasional uploads to Soundcloud, and rarely leave their mom's basement. I found it hard to read through the OP, as well as the cow's spewage. Not really that interesting, at least here in the Bunker. YMMV as always.
 
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Comandante Marcos said:
Is it me, or is this cow really not that fucking lulzy? I mean, there are plenty of rock god wannabes who can't play worth shit who have cooked their wetware with god knows what (and apparently this one was literally dropped on his head right after birth too, the old meme joke come to life) out there, even in Baltimore where the preferred genre is pseudo-gangsta rap due to most of the population being ghetto niggaz. In ye olden punk rock days such people could form a rock band with other such people and tour Murika in a shitty old Ford van while playing at underground (sometimes literally) venues to other societal rejects for who the fact that the band couldn't actually play anything resembling music was beside the point. Today, they spew word salad all over teh internetz, make occasional uploads to Soundcloud, and rarely leave their mom's basement. I found it hard to read through the OP, as well as the cow's spewage. Not really that interesting, at least here in the Bunker. YMMV as always.
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I agree in that it's not really entertaining, I only skimmed the OP and read some parts that looked interesting. He's maybe out of the ordinary in terms of some of his degeneracy and terminal online-ness, but if you removed him from the context of IP2 he'd just be one more drug-addled retard. The pedo stuff is just disturbing and not funny at all, and those groups mentioned (ENiggas, DX, etc.) seem like cults of mentally ill people that grew out of IP2.

EFNet is full of people like him, but they're usually too busy doing drugs and shitposting on IRC to livestream, simp and post on forums.
 
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What is this hairstyle called?
 
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