IP2 Craig Jakubowski / Shawn Phase / @shawnphase - Chronic simpaholic , DXM abuser, Discord Groomer, Stalker, "Expert on the deets"

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Cat Attack said:
New shawnpasta


What's up my dudes racist remix gimmick rap songs amirite haha.
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46 years old still living with his mom, spends all day doing drugs in a cardboard box fort in his room, simping for girls not even half his age, still making chiptune in 2022, severe mind rot from abusing cough syrup and interacting with IP2 community for the last X years. You played yourself kid.
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i am very grateful for shawn, he has shown me you can never go back. Its best to not even look back. 2013 was pretty good for me too, but time stops for no man.
 
without a doubt the biggest lolcow ever! and he is unsatiable. when you forget about him he keeps poppin. he was humiliated on captaincontent's discord server after cappyfan changed his name to shawnphrase. he expected a measure from the admins. and when no one did anything he left the server. after that cappyfan lost the moderator wrench. too late 4 shawn to feel satisfied. he keeps poppin in chat giving advice to streamers. no one listens or needs his input. not even MAlice who btw is missing for some time now...he is also the biggest CREEP ever. like edward kim has alerts set up to make him know when goocheese pops up in chat, shawn has alerts on discord to ping him every time his name is mentioned. ill attach something that led me to believe this creepery keeps goin on. i almost forgot about him. there is another loser that creeps around all ip2 related stuff: SJC. scuffed jim carrey. his name might be justin im not sure. shawn still has CRT monitors
 
Creepy Craig's girlfriend "snowdog" posted these publicly in the Kermit and Friends discord but now he seems embarrassed by it.
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shawnphase said:
im embarrassed by something my girlfriend posted, ok. makes perfect sense...meanwhile you're beating your dick off on discord over thinking about where my dick goes like 9999 other people.
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But here you are defensive and lashing out. The only enjoyment I got out of the photos was watching you grovel and simp as your girlfriend posted nudes to hundreds of people and the resulting fits when they are reposted.
 
A few years ago, I lurked on #trax (EFnet) and saw one of Shawn Phase's videos pinned there. I don't understand IRC history at all, so can one of you D1 oldfags (I know that you exist and are lurking here) explain what he did there? He probably did a bunch of retarded shit there that will forever be lost to time if you don't.
Also, to add somethig to this thread, here is a website where he released 250 albums on CD and expected people to buy them for $3-6 each. Yes, they sound just as bad as you were expecting them to sound.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160402112015/http://tempsoundsolutions.tk/[/URL]
 
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