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Replicant Sasquatch said:
I feel like the a-log rating kind of covers that. Cult behavior is essentially A-logging.
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A-Log wasn't exactly a sinister Machiavelli, just a person as pathetic as the cow. He may have been mocking a ridiculous autist, but he was just another autist himself, some some manipulative Svengali controlling him.

I don't think anyone's controlling Bartfucker really. The thread sucks, but he acts like a total moron like that even when he's talking to his own sockpuppets on dA.
 
Randall Fragg said:
Honestly, we should just lock and spergatory the Cultcow threads. And I'm saying this as someone who posts in the Autphag thread. If they've become that cancerous, it's best to closes them and move on/open a new thread where said cow can't post.
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Chris brings nothing of value in his thread and prevents him from creating content elsewhere where he can communicate with other people, I don't think there was anything new since March at the latest there.

Brad Watson just copypastas everything from Facebook or his blog, nothing has been new since page 900 other than his poor attempts at humour.

You could ignore both and there's little content/ laughs to be had.

I don't know about this Gail person, but her trolls reeks of fail.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
You telling me that doesnt' describe most of the people trying to be Bluespike 2.0?
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Bluespike was 13 and less immature than all the subsequent older people trying to be him.

It does rather describe people who have manipulated him for years, though.
 
One remark for the moderators:

I've no intention of posting anywhere else on the forum, but saw out as undue from the first instance that the only reason my spontaneous Direct Messaging privileges were taken away was because @Telefunken took a hissyfit at being challenged over the specifics of Soviet anti psychodynamic approaches to psychiatry, refused to be personally challenged levee his credentials, then pleaded to @Alan Pardew to disable this privilege. Firstly, I use DMs to peripherally spread external content. Secondly, with my threadbanning, the specious pretext @Telefunken made about bringing drama into the open is now thus therefore a moot point. Lastly, I'm sick of necro'ing old, irrelevant PMs.

I had otherwise never "abused" that system in a conventionally spamming sense or whatever.

Please reconsider the reinstatement of my new DM creation privileges in light of facts easily affirmable NY parties involved and cursory advanced searches. They affirm my word.

Yours faithfully,
the Indisputable Queen of Shitposting, had this trajectory been allowed to continue into the next few years.
 
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AnOminous said:
A-Log wasn't exactly a sinister Machiavelli, just a person as pathetic as the cow. He may have been mocking a ridiculous autist, but he was just another autist himself, some some manipulative Svengali controlling him.

I don't think anyone's controlling Bartfucker really. The thread sucks, but he acts like a total moron like that even when he's talking to his own sockpuppets on dA.
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was a-log even that much of an a-log though? That was way before my time. After Michael Hirtes you really wonder how far people can take it.

Computery Guy said:
Well, this was long overdue.

Though, yknow, if Cultcows are like the Great Old Ones then Chris is fucking Azathoth.
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"Azathoth, also known as The Blind Idiot God, is a boundless deity of colossal proportion."

Yep, sounds about right.
 
Chris Chan was never the only lolcow. He was one of many listed on ED.
ccoinhoarder said:
Yeah, I'm a tard, Tooter's thread is by far not the worst and people have done a good job of making it way less impenetrable than the 1200 page monsters like Autphag, Watson, the former Shaner thread, etc. My apologies. I still feel as if cows dictate the flow of conversation way too much if they're allowed in their own threads.
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Not always. For example, the Andrew Carlson thread wouldn't be so interesting if Andrew hadn't shown up and started hemorrhaging information. Cows sometimes improve their threads.
 
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Autphag said:
One remark for the moderators:

I've no intention of posting anywhere else on the forum, but saw out as undue from the first instance that the only reason my spontaneous Direct Messaging privileges were taken away was because @Telefunken took a hissyfit at being challenged over the specifics of Soviet anti psychodynamic approaches to psychiatry, refused to be personally challenged levee his credentials, then pleaded to @Alan Pardew to disable this privilege. Firstly, I use DMs to peripherally spread external content. Secondly, with my threadbanning, the specious pretext @Telefunken made about bringing drama into the open is now thus therefore a moot point. Lastly, I'm sick of necro'ing old, irrelevant PMs.

I had otherwise never "abused" that system in a conventionally spamming sense or whatever.

Please reconsider the reinstatement of my new DM creation privileges in light of facts easily affirmable NY parties involved and cursory advanced searches. They affirm my word.

Yours faithfully,
the Indisputable Queen of Shitposting, had this trajectory been allowed to continue into the next few years.
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...what?
 
Null said:
That's not a fair distinction and I'm not going to start banning entire threads and userbases but in general I would advise people consider their own level of emotional involvement in threads.
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the "lol calm down" random txt needs to cycle more frequently
 
I feel like the Yanderdev thread is a bit of a cultcow thread tbh. It and a lot of other threads I try to get into feel kind of circle-jerk-y.
 
I think fucking with lolcows personally is funny in small doses. The trick is quality, not quantity.
I've done it a couple of times
 
Here's a banner I propose for the cult leaders.
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or
Cow Cultist2.png

Red for the color of Kool-Aid.
Also, I've posted in three of these threads, time to get the black robes.
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How does Tooter fit into this? We have literally asked he be banned multiple times. I personally asked FFS and CD to ban him permanently last year.

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I suggest Dan Cilley gets cult cow status. His thread is the same 6 people (some socks) who only post in his thread and no where else. Plus they interact, or at least try to, with him on other media. I go to the thread more now to see the autism from the posters then from the cow himself. He just got out of prison for accosting underage women while filming them, and now these guys are encouraging it and trying to send him a camera so he can start again. Or there is the one poster who drew pictures for him daily and help set up an online business just to troll him somehow (?).
 
I think the whole "letting cows post here ruins threads" argument is bullshit. Letting cows post here is fine. It's letting 3-5 insane spastics obsess over them and harangue them nonstop with pants-shitting rage that turns decent threads into the equivalent of Null threads on 8chan.

Cult designation is an excellent start but I suggest having some hotpockets take a quick glance through each of the cult threads and pick out the shittiest long-term pants-shitting spastics ruining it, and quietly threadban them. Pretty much anybody who only uses kiwi farms to screech in one particular thread on a daily basis is a worthless person actively ruining their little corner of the website. They should expand their horizons or get the fuck out instead of taking over a thread for what appears to be nothing more than an incredibly negative and bitter form of autistic stimming.

And who knows, maybe some of these shit threads will turn out to be salvageable. If not, they'll just naturally drop off to page 30 through lack of interest. Either way, hotpockets won't have to be tasked with making difficult content judgements regarding threads they have no interest in. In these kind of 3,000 page garbage-pile threads it's a much more reasonable thing to ask the hotpockets to judge the people involved in the last couple of pages, instead of the thread's worth as a whole.
 
Completely agree, a cow's life should be free range and natural, that's how you get the best content, when someone tries to interfere it just becomes sad and a little annoying. Plus once a troll gets involved in their personal life the cow's content starts decreasing because they want to avoid those trolls. Take JustinRPG the vorephiliac and pokephiliac, he had to create a lot of his own content because it was so messed up no artist or writer wanted to create it for him, the best part was his writing was bad, photoshop abilities were ok, but his music! BEAUTIFUL!

Sadly once the trolls got into his life he went silent for a while, he barely started re-emerging on a vore site where he writes messed up fantasies in their forms where even the vore users are creeped out. So he's slowly coming back but he was gone for at least 2 years, that was 2 years of content we could've have.
 
Fangsofjeff said:
Not always. For example, the Andrew Carlson thread wouldn't be so interesting if Andrew hadn't shown up and started hemorrhaging information. Cows sometimes improve their threads.
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True. Dynastia made a good point in that it's more of a user issue than a cow issue. And, if certain users immediately turn into an autistic social-psychologist internet shitpost gang if a cow comes into a thread, then it's pretty damn clear who should be kicked out of the thread instead.
 
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