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Y2K Baby said:
I feel like the Yanderdev thread is a bit of a cultcow thread tbh. It and a lot of other threads I try to get into feel kind of circle-jerk-y.
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Yeah, it is. On the one hand, that thread's brought a lot of cancer to the Farms. On the other hand, Eva's sperging is hilarious.
 
All and all, if you hate a thread, reading it is no one's choice but your own. Out of site (I mean sight, but couldn't resist the pun), out of mind.
 
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LulzKiller said:
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Show's over. Lock it all down, folks.

Orkeosaurus said:
was a-log even that much of an a-log though? That was way before my time. After Michael Hirtes you really wonder how far people can take it.
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Ant is the chief example everyone goes to. That is undeniable fact. But you can only go so far with just "What Hitler did is small potatoes to what [insert cow here] did." Even his additional traits, like the obesity, furry fap material and shitty aspirations have been done by half the board's cow herd at this point, if not more. Hell, there's threads about the Furry community that makes that second point alone moot.

Michael is still probably one of the few foolish enough to go after Chris. Hell, even A-Log gave up at some point. And it's not like some cows don't deserve it (Hell, while I agree that it went out of hand, @SolidMario did deserve a fair bit of mockery). The point is, some people just don't let go. We're all guilty this to some extent. Be it cow or farmer alike.
 
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WeeGee said:
All and all, if you hate a thread, reading it is no one's choice but your own. Out of site (I mean sight, but couldn't resist the pun), out of mind.
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If a bunch of drooling crayon-eating mongoloids wander into a McDonalds and start jerking their tardcocks and taking hot steaming dumps in the middle of the floor, the solution isn't to say "Hey if you don't like tards shitting and jizzing up the place then just don't eat there". It's to kick the window-licking cabbagepatch out and have a minimum-wage janitorcuck mop the shit and jizz up.

Same reasoning applies here (except our cucks do it for free).
 
Dynastia said:
If a bunch of drooling crayon-eating mongoloids wander into a McDonalds and start jerking their tardcocks and taking hot steaming dumps in the middle of the floor, the solution isn't to say "Hey if you don't like tards shitting and jizzing up the place then just don't eat there". It's to kick the window-licking cabbagepatch out and have a minimum-wage janitorcuck mop the shit and jizz up.

Same reasoning applies here (except our cucks do it for free).
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If you're not one of the mongoloids taking a hot steaming dump in the middle of the floor, you may not be doing your job.

There are mods here.

Their job is to clean that shit up.

That implies that that shit being there gives them a job.

So every time you take a hot steaming dump in the middle of a thread, you are a proud citizen creating jobs.

Otherwise we'd have to fire these deadbeats.
 
AnOminous said:
If you're not one of the mongoloids taking a hot steaming dump in the middle of the floor, you may not be doing your job.

There are mods here.

Their job is to clean that shit up.

That implies that that shit being there gives them a job.

So every time you take a hot steaming dump in the middle of a thread, you are a proud citizen creating jobs.

Otherwise we'd have to fire these deadbeats.
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Same principle I use to justify my job creation tactics at the local cinema! I spend about $30 on tendies, a drink, and popcorn; then I eat all the tendies with my favorite finger-lickin' sysco honey-mustard and dump the drink on the floor. Also, splattering the popcorn(extra oil/butter of course) around the theater before the clean-up crew comes after the credits is why I dub myself the popcorn fairy. My tactics ensure job-security for all those people working at the movie theater.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
The first 50 pages of the Autphag thread are just as impenetrable as the last 50. It almost depends at this point on knowing that he had this relationship with David Chac, etc. and without knowing just how much Introman is interacting with him behind the scenes, it may as well have been kayfabe the whole way through (and I don't just mean him claiming he's a trollsona or that "Sophie" was never meant to be real, etc.) I guess the few of us left have the attitude that if the bear is right there handing you sharp sticks, you might as well poke it, but in the poking process even more bizarre shit has in fact come out, as in the SolidMario doxing.
  • His alleged trip to the North Korean embassy in London is an example of an event whose truth claim is completely unprovable and thus, per Null's remarks on Gail Schuler, isn't funny.
  • However, now that David Chac is (also allegedly) back in his life, he's insisting that he actually knows how to raise children and that he would do it by psych-drugging them so they would be obedient; giving them his own works to read from a very early age; and that once they're nominally legal, he will marry his niece, with the full agreement of his sister, off to one of his cronies who is/will be like 20 years older than she is. The funny here comes from the fact that he self-reports people's reactions to his bullshit with no filter, and cannot tell that what his sister actually said about the matter -- culminating in "Give it time, Chris" -- does not actually constitute total agreement with his plan, given said niece is 4.
  • What is really funny, if true, is that Aut is said to be trying to adopt a "street" personality, at which, online at least, he is hilariously failing because he can't not write like he ate a thesaurus, no matter how many times he throws in "ain't."
But dude, you've had the absolute authority to lock any thread at any time for any reason. Brianna Wu and Marjan Siklic have each managed three threads of bullshit. Where is the difference? Marjan's shitposting is just as repetitive as Autphag's. More so even, because he's dumber (like his recent crusade to get people to take his dox off lolcow.wiki). Legit, why is he funnier?

Also, I can't speak for most of the other people still posting on Autphag's thread, but I think there is a feeling that left to his own devices, he does produce new content (the Fareal barrage, whether or not it's true that she set "Julay" as her password which schoolmates of Aut's hacked to fuck with him, was firmly in the "not funny" category) and that he continues to reveal things about which the late, great BILLY MAYS would justifiably ask, "WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU REVEAL THAT INFORMATION?" Probably the more moralfaggy people in that thread are also trying to make sure he doesn't announce some kind of spree killing plans on that thread that Someone (tm) would have to Warn Someone (tm) about, which tbh is where the Russell Greer thread is starting to go. Barbarella and a couple of others have been making noises that Greer is going to pull an Elliott Rodger if his lawsuit vs. Ariana Grande is rejected. Again, maybe I'm stupid about these things, but in terms of the "announcing your intent to kill people" thing, what actually is the difference? (Except Greer's far greater likelihood to be able to lay hands on a weapon that would hurt more than just himself, but I don't want to take a sharp turn into politics here...)
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Agreed, the Autphag thread is cult-status partly because Chris starts dragging people in to his conspiracies. The internal mythology is also pretty dense and there's times when I don't know if the stonecutter stuff like farael's account being 'hacked' is real or not.

Still, Aut being threadbanned has certainly helped the thread as a lot of the stuff that's happened in pms can then be curated for the better content available in the thread.
 
Pikimon said:
lock all threads and fire all the mods
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I remember when you were a mod.

I was wondering why the tag on Gail's thread had changed. This explains it.
 
Nominating Danny Mikolajczak for cultcow status. He doesn't seem to actively do anything interesting outside of the site and there's nothing to his thread except half a dozen people calling him a tard while he spouts white supremacist nonsense.
 
Cato said:
Nominating Danny Mikolajczak for cultcow status. He doesn't seem to actively do anything interesting outside of the site and there's nothing to his thread except half a dozen people calling him a tard while he spouts white supremacist nonsense.
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His thread is pretty much just Mikemikev 2.0, calling all the posters kikes, so I second this.
 
WeeGee said:
His thread is pretty much just Mikemikev 2.0, calling all the posters kikes, so I second this.
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At least @Mikemikev's pretentious, condescending pseudointellectualism combined with his stupidity, as well as his obvious insecurity about having his intelligence, accomplishments, and physical appearance insulted, were actually sort of funny. @Ketchup' is just an idiot but there is nothing funny about him. He's comfortable enough with being a dumb, drug-addled, irresponsible, unproductive hillbilly that he's impervious to insult and doing so isn't fun.
 
Cato said:
At least @Mikemikev's pretentious, condescending pseudointellectualism combined with his stupidity, as well as his obvious insecurity about having his intelligence, accomplishments, and physical appearance insulted, were actually sort of funny. @Ketchup' is just an idiot but there is nothing funny about him. He's comfortable enough with being a dumb, drug-addled, irresponsible, unproductive hillbilly that he's impervious to insult and doing so isn't fun.
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One of the rare times I would agree with @Cato. He's just not that much fun.

He needs to be a cultcow.
 
Cato said:
Nominating Danny Mikolajczak for cultcow status. He doesn't seem to actively do anything interesting outside of the site and there's nothing to his thread except half a dozen people calling him a tard while he spouts white supremacist nonsense.
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Agreed, as an instigator of some of that nonsense, he is just spurting out inane racist boilerplate. Nothing we haven't seen before.
 
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